Labour’s Civil War

what a cunt show.

I’m in a bit of a divided frame of mind at the moment. I don’t know whether to piss myself laughing as the vultures gather around our useless cunt of a PM, or be very afraid that he’ll get turfed out and be replaced by an even bigger lobby.

I think that it goes without saying that the majority of the British people can now see Sir TwoTierFreeGearNeverHere Stasi for the lying, sleazy, cowardly hypocrite that he is. It’s also becoming clearer by the day that most of his own party think that he’s a dead man walking, as the stories emerge that several Liebour big cheeses are ‘on manoeuvre’, and positioning themselves for a leadership challenge. Then only question seems to be when, not if.

Now as I said at the outset, I’d normally be wetting my knickers laughing as Liebour starts to eat itself, under normal circumstances the entertainment value would be enormous. But here’s the issue; if Stasi does go, who comes in to replace the weaselling fucker?

Let’s have a look at those names currently being bandied about as Stasi’s possible replacement if the party which he laughingly insists is ‘united’ actually does the dastardly deed and slips in the shiv? Well how about Wes ‘Starmer Lite’ Streeting? Not sure how well he’ll go down with the loony left nutters in the party. Shabanana Mahmood? She talks the talk, but we’re all waiting for her to walk the walk, and I doubt she ever will.

It gets worse. There’s Angela ‘Three Pads’ Rayner for fuck’s sake, the woman who only recently had to resign in disgrace over failure to pay stamp duty on her house in Brighton, but who still appears to be revered as some sort of prodigal daughter by the unreconstructed hardliners in the party. And then… *shudder* and then we have the utterly appalling prospect of ‘Mad Ed’ Millipede, net zero crazy, who seems to be far and away the most popular choice amongst the party membership to take over.

So there you go, take your choice folks. You can either roll about laughing as Liebour’s civil war over the leadership gets worse, or you can shake under the duvet at the prospect of Rayner or Miliband as Prime Minister.

I’m actually beginning to think that it might be the lesser of two very great evils if ol’ TwoTier manages to hold on after all. Better the absolute arseholing cunt that you know and all that. What a state of affairs.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

71 thoughts on “Labour’s Civil War

  1. They dont like log fires either.

    Jury trials
    Flags
    Critical tweets
    Pensioners
    The SAS
    Farmers
    Roaring log fires.

    They dont like that stuff.
    They DO like

    Taxes
    Immigrants
    Telling lies
    Train drivers
    Building on greenbelt
    Free spectacles
    Free clothes
    Free tickets to events

    But are on the fence about cervics.

    • MNC@. They love trannies too.

      Please don’t keep mentioning taxes.

      I’ve had a belly full.

      In fact. I’m as mad as hell.

      So much so that I’ve written to Satan asking him for an AR 15 and a couple of 60 round drum mags.

      I love Christmas.

      Alright pal ?

      Everything tickety boo ?

      Evening all.

      • Im as mad as hell and im not going to take it anymore!!

        Evening Jack.👍
        Im ticketyboo thanks pal,
        I consider taxes in the same ballpark as Bigfoot,
        Flying saucers, the kraken and the Loch Ness Monster.

        I expect they might be real but they dont have much to do with my day to day existence.

        Hows tricks?
        Dog doing ok?
        I was in the Sportsman, Hayfield on Sunday.
        Took my mum and dad for a Sunday dinner,

    • Things are ok and the dog is in good heart.

      I know what you mean about flying saucers etc. and taxes.

      Trouble is, when pensions kick in you’re caught in the spotlight, like houses, pensions are visible to the authorities.

      To offset this disgraceful state of affairs I’ve switched me transponder off and gone dark.

      So I’m still getting ‘ some exercise ‘.

      Not been to Hayfield for a while but we’re going to Buxton on Friday with the eldest and her chap, just for the day.

      Your mam and dad ok ?

      Are you having a get together at Christmas ?

      Me and Ethel used to go to my parents on Christmas Day, with the kids. Best time of the year.

      Happy days.

  2. Missed the ‘be’. Stockpiled the cheap vodka before it’s taken off me and given to the parents of the remedials who are still ‘going to school wearing nappies’ like it’s a wealth disparity and not a breeding shit situation.

    Anyways. Been perusing this sight for some time and think I’ve got some friends here, so ‘hello all’.

    Hello yourself and welcome aboard the good ship …is a cunt – NA.

  3. Yeah, my mam an dad will be at mine on Christmas day along with missus Miserables mum and nana and the daughter and her fella up from Warrington.

    Buxtons nice.
    Lot of happy days there.
    We used to stay on a farm in Longnor just outside Buxton
    And id go out early with the dog so she could chase hares.

    I might treat myself to a break there again?
    Sure missus Miserable could do with a holiday?

    Ill use Rachel’s tax money.

    Fuck the government

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