As the festive season begins, Jools Holland and his Cuntenanny wil soon be on our screens again.
Now, in the 90s, it had the biggest acts of the time on it. Oasis, Blur. Pulp, Bjork and others appeared on the New Years Eve show. It was a big TV draw in those days and millions watched it.
But, for years the standard has dropped rapidly. And, now they have any old shit on it. This year’s show is particularly barrel scraping….
Ronnie Wood. No Mick or Keef and no Faces get together. So, why?
Olivia Dean. Who?
Lulu. Good in her day, but re-treads of Shout and Relight My Fire?🥱
Jessie J. Had a couple of (crap) hits well over a decade ago. I suppose Taylor Swift turned them down or was too expensive.
Craig David. Like Jessie J, a relic from the past who has done sod all for years.
The Kooks. Who they?
Imelda May. Errrr….
Ruby Turner. Same as every other bloody year.
I suppose the BBC takes what it can get and what it can afford, which doesn’t seem to be much.
And, the New Years Eve fireworks show on the other side will probably be worse. Last year it was pop antique Sophie Ellis Bextor. Who it will be this time? Chesney Hawkes? Right Said Fred? Babylon Fucking Zoo?
Bloody hell, even Andy Stewart and Moira Anderson was better than this shite.
Nominated by : Norman
The new year starts soon, fireworks from fucking Sydney
Ah well time for a wee dram
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Definitely need one of these:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GC7V8ixbMAAOI-j?format=png&name=small
A Jools Holland Piano Lock. The twat.
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Fucking excellent!
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High-pitched voice cunt with no neck. Also BBC. Fuck right off.
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Also, the hordes of BBC royalty fucks who are in the ‘audience’ for this recorded on a November afternoon shite…
I dare say the following cunts will be present, freeloading, talking shit and (politically) correct…
Richard Osman.
Amanda ‘fucking cunt’ Abbington.
Ade Edmondson.
Sir Lenworth Uncle Remus of Henry.
David ‘Trans Cock Airways’ Tennant.
Rowland fucking Rivron.
Paul Whitehouse.
Russell Tovey.
French and Saunders.
Ncunti Gayblack.
Some BBC wimmins football cunt.
The usual cunts…..
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Who the fuck IS Rowland Rivron anyway?
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He’s the fella in the white suit in this rather excellent comedy sketch Ron.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QeIxJzdPD0A&pp=ygUaUm9sYW5kIHJpdmVvbiByYWxwaCBtY3RlbGw%3D
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Ah cheers Cuntsville
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Jools Holland. The end to a very bland Christmas period. Me and the missus watched The Royal Variety Show that was Sky plus’d Sunday night. Most of that was fast forwarded. Hosted by unfunny Jason Manford trying to look smart in a tux with daft jokes. Most of the acts had won X Factor or another talentless show. Or were plugs for shows such as Just for One Day or Les Miserables. The only highlight of 4 minutes long was Mick Millar. And even by his standards he didnt look impressed!
Merry New Easter one and all, cunts!
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Mick Miller. Funny as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0SfUH73WGA
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From Norman’s nom: pop antique Sophie Ellis Bextor.
She’s still lush in mt opinion and eould be guest of honour in my love dungeon, using that David Coultard-esque jaw to full effect when Kiera Knightley sits on her face.
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It would have to be from behind, that face looks to much like a rodent eating lizard from V
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This one’ll do me (and I’d certainly do her!).
In fact, I prefer her as this dizzy ‘Paisley Mantooth’ character.
Fucking hell. Any which way I could, Every which way but loose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7kYa1UWlCM
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And, the Beeb has pulled out all the stops again for the New Year’s Eve fireworks and Big Ben bollocks.
Which top drawer megastar is doing it this year?
Ronan Keating and some other cunt from Boyzone.
Why didn’t they just get the remains of the Bay City Fucking Rollers and have done with it?🤣🤣🤣
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If you’re not watching an Evil Knievel wannabe on a scrambler jumping the fake Arc de Triomphe outside the Paris Paris on the Las Vegas strip in the run up to midnight on a Dec 31st, then you’re only living a pale imitation of life.
I’ll die on that hill. 😄
Cannot remember the last time I proffered ‘new year’ felicitations at any cunt. It will be uttered and texted several billion times in the next hours/days, and will make a nary a jot of fucking difference, singularly or combined.
And some cunts on this planet will be spending a quiet evening, alone with their chatbot fiancé and saying those 3 words to each other.
That’s where we’re at.
Are the delusional percentage really hallucinating a potential upturn in world/human affairs before being back at this point again next Dec 31st, spouting the same thing yet again? (barring their death(s) in the meantime).
jesus, I would abhor being that stupid but still it must be nice for them, in a way …
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Typical shit from the BBC today…
‘Female artists (and Oasis) drove music sales this year’.
Like them or loathe them, Oasis were the biggest draw and tour of 2025.
But, because they are two old school ‘toxic’ blokes, they have to be usurped by brain dead slags like Sabrina Carpenter and demented ugly dykes like Chappel Roan.
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On the bright side.
At least Lily Mong isn’t on it this year.
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The music industry is dead, I think it officially died in the early 2000s. What do you all think? Also, looking at the photo of Jools above, how long will it be before he gets cancelled?
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Aaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh, the TURD that can’t be flushed…!
https://www.gbnews.com/sport/football/gary-lineker-bbc-change-crying
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On the subject of New Year’s Eve and self-unaware retards who think they’re clever despite making a living by kicking a ball around a field, here’s one from a few years ago:
https://x.com/theJeremyVine/status/286031962068643841?lang=en
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Even BBC’s New Years Eve Saturday Night Special, Varity Show in the 1960’s was better than the shit show we get today, with of course one of my favourites The Black & White Minstrels making a regular viewing.
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Won’t be watching it. New Year isn’t a big deal to me and Jools ain’t gonna change it.
Apart from the usual total cunts getting meaningless gongs I’ve managed not to get too irritated this year.
But one thing almost has my piss boiling.
The Queen. No the late QE 2 but Chlamydia the imposter Queen. She was never going to be queen when he became King Charlie decided she was now to be called the queen.
Fuck off Charlie, by the way if you have converted to Islam as is rumoured at least put a bag over her head as per religious requirements.
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Be warned. The first class shite known by the hordes of scum who infest the UK as ‘Corriedale’ will hit our screens soon.
The pieces of soap cat shit that are Cuntonation Street and Bummerdale are joining together for a load of sensationalist crap. Manna from the heavens for moronic chavs and stupid wimmin.
Needless to say, expect fires, murders, affairs, revelations, plane/car/ train crashes. rape, murder, arson and rape.
Absolute shite of the highest order.
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