As the festive season begins, Jools Holland and his Cuntenanny wil soon be on our screens again.
Now, in the 90s, it had the biggest acts of the time on it. Oasis, Blur. Pulp, Bjork and others appeared on the New Years Eve show. It was a big TV draw in those days and millions watched it.
But, for years the standard has dropped rapidly. And, now they have any old shit on it. This year’s show is particularly barrel scraping….
Ronnie Wood. No Mick or Keef and no Faces get together. So, why?
Olivia Dean. Who?
Lulu. Good in her day, but re-treads of Shout and Relight My Fire?🥱
Jessie J. Had a couple of (crap) hits well over a decade ago. I suppose Taylor Swift turned them down or was too expensive.
Craig David. Like Jessie J, a relic from the past who has done sod all for years.
The Kooks. Who they?
Imelda May. Errrr….
Ruby Turner. Same as every other bloody year.
I suppose the BBC takes what it can get and what it can afford, which doesn’t seem to be much.
And, the New Years Eve fireworks show on the other side will probably be worse. Last year it was pop antique Sophie Ellis Bextor. Who it will be this time? Chesney Hawkes? Right Said Fred? Babylon Fucking Zoo?
Bloody hell, even Andy Stewart and Moira Anderson was better than this shite.
Nominated by : Norman
The new year starts soon, fireworks from fucking Sydney
Ah well time for a wee dram
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High-pitched voice cunt with no neck. Also BBC. Fuck right off.
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Jools Holland. The end to a very bland Christmas period. Me and the missus watched The Royal Variety Show that was Sky plus’d Sunday night. Most of that was fast forwarded. Hosted by unfunny Jason Manford trying to look smart in a tux with daft jokes. Most of the acts had won X Factor or another talentless show. Or were plugs for shows such as Just for One Day or Les Miserables. The only highlight of 4 minutes long was Mick Millar. And even by his standards he didnt look impressed!
Merry New Easter one and all, cunts!
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From Norman’s nom: pop antique Sophie Ellis Bextor.
She’s still lush in mt opinion and eould be guest of honour in my love dungeon, using that David Coultard-esque jaw to full effect when Kiera Knightley sits on her face.
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It would have to be from behind, that face looks to much like a rodent eating lizard from V
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This one’ll do me (and I’d certainly do her!).
In fact, I prefer her as this dizzy ‘Paisley Mantooth’ character.
Fucking hell. Any which way I could, Every which way but loose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7kYa1UWlCM
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And, the Beeb has pulled out all the stops again for the New Year’s Eve fireworks and Big Ben bollocks.
Which top drawer megastar is doing it this year?
Ronan Keating and some other cunt from Boyzone.
Why didn’t they just get the remains of the Bay City Fucking Rollers and have done with it?🤣🤣🤣
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