Apologies to the admins for the brevity of this cunting but I’ve just spent the last 10 minutes putting one of these fuckers on.
Elasticated bed sheets are a cunt. Especially when you are trying to fit a single bed sheet to a double bed. When pissed. I purchased badly but fortunately had a back-up sheet.
Slightly confused Dark Key, are the sheets to be used to keep the bed dry when you are pissed? C.A.
Nominated by Dark key Cunt.
I’ve never had a problem putting sheets on beds.
It’s Mrs Twatt’s job.
You should stick to putting the bins out mate.
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Add to this changing the duvet cover.
I’ve tried all the so-called hacks, but still end up with a lumpy bit that won’t lie flat, no matter what.
By the time you’ve finished wrestling with the fitted ( ha! ) sheet and the duvet, you’re hot, sweaty and exhausted, and need a brandy and a nap.
P.S. I bought a duvet cover that unzips on three sides, you just lay it on the bed, put your duvet on top and zip it in.
Pricy, but worth every penny.
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