Coarse fishing in my eyes is a cunt.
Angler catches 1,080 fish in five hours in Wye Championship | Hereford Times.
I can understand the pike/carp fishing side of it to a point, Its very easy to do while sat tending a fire and drinking your own body weight in beer over a weekend trying to catch some large fish, Some people even eat pike.
But what exactly is the point in the type of fishing in the link I provided, Catching and likely damaging many of the 1080 tiddlers in pursuit of being able to say Ha! I caught more than you?
To me, Fishing is something best done in the sea or lochs for something actually edible.
On my little island theres over 800 lochs, almost all full of wild brown trout, not a stocked fish to be seen.
And 14 sea lochs, Salmon, Sea trout, Cod, Pollock, Mackerel and Flatties galore.
Membership for the trout whipping club is about 40 quid a year which includes club boat hire on many of the lochs and sea lochs, Sea fishing like anywhere is free and the aim is to catch dinner rather than fill a bag with bait and babies for a photo.
Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles
One suspects there was a distinctly fishy whiff before that lady picked up the scaly piscine.
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1080 fish in 5 hours, did he use a trawler.
Or he the resurrection of jesus..
Either way the last person to smell that fishy was angie’s gynaecologist, after he fell in.
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Fish are stupid fuckers.
They set themselves up to be caught.
When there are whales or dolphins around they group together to form enormous ‘bait bals’ where every fish can eventually get eaten.
They should all simply fuck off in different directions to at least have half a chance.
Salmon make a dangerous journey to spawn, up streams with waterfalls, running the gauntlet of bears that easily pick them off.
Find somewhere safer to lay your fucking eggs!
And fish have no memory.
After being let go after one of these mass fishing events they don’t tell their mates not to go to that area again.
It seems like they never learn.
Further proof that Darwin was a cunt.
Good morning everyone!
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Mackerel and Pollocks seem especially stupid, they’ll go for a bare hook if its shiny enough.
That said, Applies to humans too.
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Sounds blissful COTI.
Have you ever caught crabs?
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Not deliberately 😉
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Good nom. I have always been of the opinion that fishing, like shooting, foraging, diving for scallops is for the consumption of the animal, invertebrates, mushrooms etc.
Why would you think to yourself “ I know, I’ll scour the forest and pick every single mushroom I can find “. There’s no logic. Either eat the fucking things or leave ‘em be. Cunts
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There is a huge deer population here, around the same number of deer as there are people and the estate shoots are quite profitable from the toffs who pay to join in the name of conservation but still but means theres a surplus of venison, I’ve heard the local food bank gets a fair bit and you can buy half a bambi from the estate office for £40 to £50 if you have the freezer space.
Seems a bit expensive when you can just leave the front gate open and invite them in and pick which one to wrestle to death while its friends abandon it.
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Cant beat coming home in your thigh lenth wader boots, souwester and proudly showing the missus a jar full of tadpoles.
Or ‘french picnic’ as its known.
Release the kraken!!!
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Do the French really eat tadpoles Mis? Funny, that seems a bit premature. I thought they only ate frogs legs.
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Course they do Scunny.
For your average monobrowed, garlic reeking beret wearing pierre,
Tadpoles is a delicacy.
More tender than frog.
Sort of like a pondlife equivalent to veal.
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Ps
But while they like tadpoles they love newts!
What they have for Christmas dinner instead of turkey.
They soak them for 3 days in wine.
Hence the term
“pissed as a newt”.
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Never allowed to go coarse fishing when young, too vulgar by half.
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Them lochs have monsters in em.
Youd best be careful.
One hump or two..
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A former colleague is a keen angler.
Once,when “caught short”,he accidentally shat into the hood of his waterproof jacket.
What a mess.
Good morning.
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There’s a lesson there for all of us Unk. Well put.
Morning all.
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Could never see the point of fishing and chuckling them back in once caught. Just like old pipe smoking Jack Hargreaves.
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Of course go fishing but don’t destroy too many of the fishes mouths just for the fun of it. How would you like a hook pulling on your gob you cunt.
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Kier Starmer is into fly fishing.
He often goes to Ukraine where hes known as
“Lord of the flies”…
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Zippy cunt goes flies undone.
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Lets get this to Christmas No1
YouTube
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Splendid. 👍
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All Zippy wants is a pork sword.
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I bet the ones desperate to take his crown will be buying this one 😂
God help us, can there be anything worse than Starmer, unfortunately, yes
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Wild brown trout.
Beautiful fish. 👍
I don’t really get coarse fishing either,
But each to their own.
Better than golf i suppose.
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Wes Screeching likes rainbow trout.
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There is something fishy about this nom, but I can’t just put my fin on it.
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My father was into fishing. My brother and brother-in-law still are. Dad used to take me and my brother along. It’s completely beyond me. I’d sit there holding the rod and staring at a tiny float while thinking I might as well be dead.
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Pity we have to eat them to stay healthy. I would prefer to eat women’s snatches that smell like fish.
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