is a cunt.
Ivy, who has chosen not to disclose her full name ( but is ok with having her photo published ) , is a mum of three from Hinckley, who says that scrapping the two child benefit cap would ” change her life ” as she would be able to feed her family without having to use a food bank.
A few observations.
First, she doesn’t look like she’s missed a meal in her life, and fuck me, someone fell into that three times without a safety harness?
Also, she’s obviously a benefits claimant, as the removal of the cap has no impact on parents who support their families without State aid.
She can vote, although probably doesn’t. There needs to be some kind of step back in time that only allows tax payers to vote, or some kind of IQ test has to be passed.
It’s plainly obvious that the wider implications of allowing benefit payments for every child has completely passed her by. I do wonder if the push to have a child labelled with ADHD might slow down, though probably not until the Motorbility scheme is overhauled.
Dear me, is this the best the media can find, to spin the straw of the recent budget into gold?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest and seconded by Odin below.
I would like to second this cunting.
Purely because the fragrant (BO, chip fat and knock ofF Marc Jacobs) Ivy is in possession of numerous shit tattoos and eyes that suggest she is seeing someone else, other than the scatter who lives with her, but claims to be NFA.
Get a fucking job, Ivy. You fat, cross eyed, Labour Voting , benefit breeding cunt.
Anyone have Gil Gerrard in the dead pool?
‘Bidi-Bidi-Bidi. You’ve croaked, Buck.’🤖
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You forgot to take the opportunity to mention how you’d have liked to have stuck one up Erin Grey, Norman.
Everything alright? 😄
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I went out with an Austrian bird who was a dead ringer for Erin Gray.
For a short time, I was happy as a dog with two dicks.
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Oh aye, Cuntemall. ErIn Gray in 1981. Get in there.
And, the villainous Princess from Buck Rogers, Pamela Hensley.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/718901718485887/posts/1978159765893403/
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Oh, I’m not bad today, Cuntemall. Thanks pal.👍
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That first one looks a bit boss-eyed.
Princess Ardala for me.
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My DP nom, Humphrey Burton, has also thrown a seven today.
Peter and Russell Harty will now have their own Aquarius up there. RIP.
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Dp means something else in *ahem* certain film making circles. So a friend told me.
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OT, from Bruno Fernandes…
‘I’d like to play in Spain or Italy’
I’d like you to play on Mars, you fucking shithouse.
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Got a very small knock from a Bournemouth player, did Bruno.
Went down and cried like a big girl. Softest captain in Old Trafford’s history. Soft as an apres-chicken madras turd.
Also, some claiming Dorgu is a really nice guy. I don’t want a defender who’s a really nice guy. I want a psycho hard bastard, like Jim Holton, Gordon McQueen, Nemanja Vidic.
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I would reassure ‘Ivy’ with those famous three little words…..
‘You fat cunt.’
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OT, but maybe not completely so. Further evidence as if it were needed of what a bunch of cunts our politicians are. I’ve posted before of how they have fucked up the A418 north of Aylesbury by installing humps and chicanes desired by no-one but them. I Drove through there at 3:00 pm. Ambulance, blues and twos, stuck in the traffic going nowhere courtesy of the chicanes. Some poor sod literally could die. I’m sure my elected representatives don’t give a fuck.
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When this tattooed slob says, “It would change my life”, does she mean she can take her half-cáste kids Chardonnay, Desmond, Connor, and Kylie to Nando’s thrice a week?
Might I suggest the salad, you indolent heifer.
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Oh aye, Captain.
You can bet that all her offspring are of different fathers, But that they are all black.
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They’ll all take after their mother though.
Four more dole-bludgers for taxpayers to feed.
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I hear that Ivy split up with her previous fella because he made a disparaging comment about her size.
He climbed aboard one night, and just before entry, asked her if he could turn the light out.
“Why? Do you want it to be more romantic? She asked.
“Nah” he said “the light bulbs burning me fucking arse!”
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Oldie, but Goldie FMC.
👍
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Maybe ‘Ivy’ is actually Adele.
You know, the one key squawking chav chanteuse.
Her latest treeswinging ‘fellah’ has dumped her, and she’s pigged out on Maccy Dees, Greggs, Maltesers and boxes of red wine.
This is the result. Oh, Lordy! It’s the Fat Slags!
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O/T, but it’s my nom, and I actively encourage O/T.
Zara Sultana, co-leader of Your Party, has been staging a protest outside a prison. Why, media coverage of course, as she doesn’t give a fuck about the prisoner on hunger strike.
If she did, she’d have been gobbing off about it weeks ago.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gkvmkm1z0o.amp
Now I looked in my bag of fucks given and saw I’d run out.
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I think we would be waiting a while if Ivy decided to go on a hunger strike.
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Zara Brain The Size Of A Sultana, more like.
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Children? Has anyone checked her children are still present? It would appear she has eaten them judging by the size of this Jabba the Hutt tribute act.
Wouldn’t want it sitting on my face – that’s for sure.
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Lots of girls go in for the Oliver Hardy look.
Its fashionable.
As are Food Banks.
And having no shame.
An being a parasite.
If your fat become a comedian.
Earn a living.
Pay your way.
All fat fucks are funny
FACT.
Just pop on a dicky bow and within the week youll be booked at social clubs up and down the UK.
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It’s the fact that she’s totally missed the point.
Food banks are funded by working folk who pay tax, who donate. Child benefit is funded by working folk who pay tax, and would prefer not to donate, you cunt.
It’s as if by not having to use food banks she’s doing us a favour, you thick as shit swamp donkey.
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What can you get at these food banks?
Bread, tinned goods?
So, something thatd cost about a tenner?
If you haven’t got a tenner to feed yourself then you need to up your game.
Your failing.
Treat yourself
Packet of biscuits, circa 50p.
Maybe get some employment skills?
Retrain as a draught excluder.
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That’s almost as inaccurate as all blind people are happy!
I have known some right fat miserable people, they cling to victimhood quite well.
Had a fat cow living next door to me who kept on trying to kill herself, my Mrs went ape after one episode where the ambulance men saved her, and I simply said, if you want to kill yourself, kill yourself, don’t call an ambulance.
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Simple things could make a smidgen of a difference.
What was known as the shameful ‘dole’ at some point was – officially – changed to ‘Social Welfare’ across the board.
‘Scroungers Handout’ would have been far more apt.
“A 100M queue of immigrants formed aroind lunchtime near the town’s Scroungers-Handout Office'” …
… sounds apt, to me, as an example use.
”Xmas Scroungers-Handout bonus upsets many PAYE workers” might be another one.
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‘aroind’ 😄 … must’ve happened somewhere in Ulster …
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…..’childrens allowance’ on the Scroungers Handouts could be renamed the ‘weekly irresponsibility reward’.
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or the buy a condom fund
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Ay up all, get your raping third world shite Muslim Stanley opinions expressed soon. Because in the not to distant Starmski’s Stasi will be knocking on your Christian unbelievers door…!!!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjrjzp42v4zo
CIVIL WAR NOW..!
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So, these bastards rape and groom young girls, and they also murder people on a regular basis. And, the government whines on that these people (for want of a better word) are ‘hated’?
What do they expect?
The Germans are still despised in the Netherlands because of the War. But we in the UK are supposed to instantly forgive and forget, after yet another jihadi based terrorist killing or yet more rape gangs?
Sorry, Rodney. You are asking way too much (and you are taking the piss. Also, will the Jews who go to Heaton Park Synagogue be on the hate crime hit list?
Screw protecting them and targeting your own people. Try actually stopping them murdering more innocent people. But, of course, they won’t.
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Another piece of Paki shit was shouting loudly into his phone for the best part of two hours in the kidney unit.
But – fair play to her – an Indian nurse yelled at an ear splitting volume in his face, ‘WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU? SHUT UP, NOW!’
Didn’t hear a word out of the smelly arsed cunt after that. Also, hard to pull the racist card with her too.🤣
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looks like they have the fox guarding the chickens again.
why do we now have to put up ram barriers at Christmas markets?
I don’t see them round mosques, so they cant be that endangered can they.
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Ivy is a parasite, both in plant and human form.
Now back to food banks.
I personally have benefited from food banks, never been to one myself but on the old estate at Aldershot a number of neighbours would receive food parcels and anything they did not understand (or required cooking) was chucked in my direction.
As such I had quite an impressive larder of dry goods, with John Lewis Tagliatelle and various other items.
It would seem the John Lewis guilt box is a shopping ritual for certain people.
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So as this nom come to an end, would I do it?
sit at the bar, sum up my options, Tom, wank, wife or wild card, make a quick evaluation of the current flesh market price and availability, then a quick bit of math on how many Jager bombs it would take to get consent, if the math is favourable and enough alcohol consumed then yes there was a time I would have done it.
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