Vets, again.
I know I’ve cunted them before, but having recently recovered financially from a £1k+ bill for my doggo, Bram, I’ve recently been stung again with a bill for £325+ to have an abscess on my cats head treated.
I took him back for a follow-up a week later, only to find that he still has an infection, and the vet had the fucking cheek to charge me a further £11 for another antibiotic injection ( which, incidentally, hasn’t worked).
I’m sorry, but if I get a plumber in to fix a leak, I don’t expect to have to make another payment if his repair fails. I expect him to come back, as many times as it takes, until the issue is resolved.
Anyway, apparently someone thinks these modern days highwaymen need to be more accountable.
Let’s hope it helps.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
The price range for Neutering… I can only imagine the cheap one is they smash it between two rocks. And the expensive one the cat or dog gets a final fuck with a partner of their choice.
Maybe we can get vets to neuter the rapey illegals arriving by there hundreds daily.. two big rocks sounds like a plan.
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£650 to get my chihuahua neutered the other week
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Aren’t there any PDSAs around these days for you to cry poverty towards anymore ?
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They’re still around but there strict benefit rules make it very difficult to register with them and that includes pensioners.
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Think I was one of the few genuinely poor customers who didn’t have a vehicle in the packed car park..
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Love the avatar, Jill.
😘
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You were given an envelope for you to donate any spare cash, but very few did. You were also given a list of how much it costed the PDSA, to make you feel guilty.
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Before their claim for asylum is considered, all illegal entrants to the UK should be forcibly castrated.
By a vet.
Without anaesthetic.
Followed by rejection of the claim and deportation.
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I would go further and pay out of my own pocket (which is cheap) to have illegals put down at any slaughterhouse and given a grandstand view at the same time.
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Halal slaughter, Sammy.
For extra entertainment.
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We didn’t have vets it in my homeland.
We had restaurants.
😺
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Good idea for you to walk your pet in, to have it nice and fresh.
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‘stand and deliver your money or your pet’ 🎶🎵
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Visually
Extorting
Today’s
Society.
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If you see a lady in a fur coat walking her poodle, she definitely won’t be wearing any knickers, due to not being able to afford them.
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I have been “had” by a vet myself, but before we go into that wife MK II’s cats.
She used “Pet doctors” I occasionally took the cats there myself “minie” and “Lilly”.
I found that the vets were normally locums, and somehow they had registered 3 cats with a fictitious Milly cat that seemed to have a cross over of all the cats complaints.
Now on one occasion, I left after a £40 consultation fee, a £35 antibiotic shot and some other wipe.
Mrs B mkII was a nurse practioner and could legally prescribe and knew her shit, the AB shot human grade, human dose was about .25p so thats one hell of a mark up.
Next fuckers were a small practice where I also paid the subscription, they would refer me to a local animal hospital ( because they had better facilities) where my discount would not work, a little look into said hospital and a face to face consultation with the same fucking vet who had referred me to the hospital made me realise that the hospital was founded by the same fucking vet employed by the practice I was registered with!
They also suggested wiping honey on my fucking dog at a premium rate.
They really are robbing cunts.
strangely enough I was referred to “Super vet” once and it wasn’t as outlandish or expensive as my regular bandit.
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Vets are indeed cunts.
Most independent vets have been bought out by large vetinary practices,
Who once removing any competition bump up the prices.
If you’re a responsible pet owner?
What choice do you have?
Theres new legislation coming into being,
Dealing with this.
Its a costly business owning a animal.
Pet health care plans can be good value.
Because me and missus Miserable are out at work most days my dog goes to ‘doggy daycare.
So she has to be upto date on inoculations,
Kennel cough etc
They have to be neutered.
Nowts cheap, but if you love your pet you have to pay it. 😢
JP
Hope the cat heals up.
Im willing for my inheritance of antique buttons to be sold at auction towards the vet bills.
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Someone’s got to foot the bill, Mis, at the “Eat the Rarest of Animals” one can think of restaurant near me.
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How aptly timed at the yankie 9:11 club.
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Bless you, Mis.
Your noble sacrifice will not go unrewarded. I will add the Victorian button hook to your inheritance.
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When all said and done, you can’t put a price on love.
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My mum was only saying the other day the vet used to charge 50p to cut her cats claws, (the cat was too lazy to go and scratch a tree or fencepost) and sometimes didn’t bother charging anything. This was fifty odd years ago and unthinkable them doing that today. Not that people should work for free but they go to the excess and take the piss.
Good luck with the mog JP.
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Go in to a vets eith the attitude you don’t give a fuck about your pet and say well, it’s cheaper just to put it down….you will be surprised how negotiable the treatment price becomes. They would rather make something to keep it alive than a 70 quid jab to put it down
Last thing you want to do is go in there crying g and wailing over it and with the kids in tow sll snivelling and saying hang the cost, just do what needs to be done….they are their favourite type of customers.
Cunts.
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😢😢😢😢
It’s a hard life, we all know that we are going to die but have a desire to preserve the life of a pet at almost any cost.
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Fucking too right, I prefer dogs to humans even the bitey fuckers!
Its because I am British and that’s how we are built, although Donkey sanctuary’s seem to be the no1 recipient of charitable donations currently, quite a bit of it seems to go towards oversees donkey care too
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My vet has a very tasty Vet Nurse, she could tickle my tummy anytime.
Vets fees are a pain, I have my Twat (cat) on a scheme called Vac for life, paid an upfront fee of £99 and all his annual injection and two 6 monthly check ups are for life, not bad when you are looking at almost £50 a time for the annual injection.
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A Vet near me are treating cats for free, so long as they can give the owner a thrashing with the cat o’ nine tails. They’re doing a roaring trade besides given donations, especially from the limp wristed customers.
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So like all of you I pay taxes.
similar to all of you I look in horror at what the government do with the money they have robbed off me.
I don’t have kids, nor have I been unemployed for great length’s of time (one shitty year out of 39 working ones)
I have a dog, I do not get any form of support from the government for its health care accommodation or feeding.
Yet I look out the window at some of the local couch dwellers, who I accommodate, feed and care for (with pocket money thrown in) and it boils my piss.
What service does said dog do? well it keeps me walking, my legs are fucked and I have been declared a medical miracle having kept them some further 3 years past the threatened amputation date.
He also takes up a lot of my time keeping me occupied and away from dastardly deeds.
I let him shit where the local drug dealer hid (past tense, he has now fucked off to hide behind a different bush).
so he is saving the NHS money, and reducing crime rates in the area with fucking 0 government subsidy, surely I must be due some hand out?
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I’d treat cats for free.
A shovel over the back of the pointless fucking things head to start off with before disposal in a black bin bag.
Just give me a call
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