are cunts.
Banned theme night for the ‘professionally offended’
I saw this headline whilst perusing the BBC news homepage, and I thought it strange why Britain’s remotest pub would cancel a Harry Potter themed night. I naturally assumed it was cancelled due to maybe not enough interest, or maybe being in a remote location, fancy dress items would prove difficult….or maybe the locals hadn’t heard of Harry Potter, but no that isn’t the case as this like informs:
Apparently it’s been cancelled because the alphabet brigade who campaign for inclusivity and maybe even tolerance and love in this world, have threatened staff due to the comments from (very nice tits) JK Rowling
So, the rabble have won, for waht was a night out for the majority.
Madness…I would have gone ahead regardless..fuck em I say.
Nominated by Chuff Chuggerp.
Of course the BBC are all over it like flys to shite!!! The offended who want peace, love and inclusivity, but only when it suits them! Probably the same wet wipes who still wear masks after convid, believe in BLM and dont believe in having a good time.
Just looked at the pubs website. Proper lovely establishment. Food looks good and real ale. Would pop up there, despite ball ache to get there to support the place and stick 2 fingers up at the eternally offended!!!
Morning all!
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Should of run the event, it would of been amusing to watch the transbenders trying to walk 17miles in kitten heels.
Or then arrange a freak hunt on the moors.. and televise it..
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Reading the story reveals the wider picture and the reason why this country is in such dire straights.
Rather than focussing their attention on the things that really matter, activists bang on about tran§bumderism and peoppe meekly roll over and show their underbelly rather than simply ignoring them and carrying on or, better still, flushing their heads down the bog and stealing their lunch money.
Brits are such cowards.
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Right on Thomas, these fucktard lgbthdrnmbvc should be told to take a flying fuck. My response to these cunts would be bring it on especially if they threatened me or mine over some pointless fuckwittery about the thoughts of the writer of a children’s book.
The problem with these animated turds is that no one has really stood up to them. I now formally reinstate my personal motto, “This is going to hurt”. Your so right Thomas our country has gone beyond embarrassing, now in the shadow of the Unicorn people
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Harry Potter night?
That would certainly have the Blue Haired Lunatics and assorted Karens paddling across the sea to disrupt this children’s event..
Only to find it was a trap and the locals were in fact staging a Wicker Man Night,at last giving the deranged cunts something to scream about as they roasted.
Remote Highland Oven indeed.
Good morning.
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I’ll be down the Whippet Inn tonight to celebrate a Rachel from Complaints themed Tax Rises Night. There will be a ‘guess the excuse’ competition with a top prize of £5000 worth of free clothes from Lord Alli. I haven’t decided yet, but I suppose it’ll be one or more of
Brexit
The Far Right
Farage (=Hitler)
The Tories’ black hole
Trump’s tariffs
Climate Change
Angry middle-aged white men
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What bunch of transmental appeasing Harry Potter loving cunts.
Theres a battle axe called the Lochaber axe.
It could chop down enemies with ease.
Doubt it was the ancestors of these timid rabbits
That swung it though?
Community,
Hurty words
Care about your feelings…
Get fucked.
Host your Wizard party and put up a sign
“NO Trannies ‘
And dont run crying into the kitchen when some student Grant calls you a transphobe.
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I wish some cunt would just point out to Reeves that even in her delusional lefty world, you can’t place the blame on something that never happened. I.e Brexit.
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Fucking stop financing other countries and their residents, including the ones that have come here!
That would be quite a saving, and then after that give the couch dwellers a kicking and cut their benefits regardless of what mental trauma they received when they saw their hamster licking its balls as a child.
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The pub was going to have a collection on the night for trans youth 😂….FFS what’s happened in jockland to all the hairy arsed ginger Robert the Bruce’s…’alright hen, I’ll have a pint of heavy’
‘sorry we’ve only got draught cisgender bollox on at the moment,a quirky fruity light ale’ 🏳️🌈… Wizard 🪄
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Lets face it they are half way there, we are talking about a nation where the difference in men’s wear and woman’s wear is very fine if non existent.
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It’s the pub landlord that is a cunt.
You can’t please everyone and no matter what you do someone is going to be offended.
He should know that and tell the trannies to fuck right off.
Despite Harry Potter being a four eyed twat, J. K. Rowling has brought joy to millions of people around the world with her books.
Just because she has spoken up against deluded, mentally ill men that like to dress up, she shouldn’t be cancelled.
There is some debate about whether Jesus said anything against benders.
The Bible makes it quite clear that póóféry is a sin.
Is the pub going to cancel all Christmas celebrations when the shirt lifters point that out?
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A single man with long hair,
Wore a frock and open toed sandals,
Only hung out with a bunch of men,
Walked on water-light on his feet
Course jesus was a arsebandit.
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This is exactly the point – the problem we are confronted by in respect of mass offense these days is NOT that there are people out there who claim offense, but the people who kowtow and grovel to these cunts.
Whether it’s trannies, carpet kissers, eco-loons, refugee huggers – all clamouring to be more offended than the other, or worse, who claim to be offended on behalf of someone else, there’s always some invertebrate coward ready to apologise and grovel to them and validate their bullshit grievance. Those are the cunts, as they are empowering and propelling forward what can often be very sinister and damaging special interest groups.
The response they should all receive, without exception, is “so what if you’re offended, we don’t care; now FUCK OFF!”
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Quite so.
It was only last week a Reform Councillor apologised for pointing out that British television advertising is rammed full of wógs.
Cue everyone shitting themselves and falling over one another to say sorry.
If Reform want to gain power they should say what they think and apologise to nobody.
The stupid cunts.
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I’m offended every time I hear Starmer, Lammy, Reeves or Milliband uttering shite on behalf of me and my country.
I’m offended every time I hear about an innocent being killed, raped, stabbed or maimed by an ‘asylum seeker’ off a ‘small’ boat.
I’m offended every time I hear a hand virtue signalling Lib Dem lefty green banging on about about stopping oil, the climate, transbumbers, the NHS, Donald Trump, blah blah blah…
Am I professional? Mmm not sure. Am I a cunt. Yes.
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Childish and potty. Should’ve dressed up as the present government, got pissed and kicked the shit out of each other and drowned trying to swim back home.
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I once visited this pub 40 odd years ago, the story then was it was run by a couple of ex plods who took early retirement after Operation Countryman (remember that?). Never found if it was true or not.
What is a pub doing hosting a children’s themed night for? Drinking is for grown ups. “Oh you know, it’s just a bit of fun…..” oh do fuck off.
The actions of this pub and assorted other businesses doesn’t exhibit ” a willingness to listen” it exhibits weakness and lack of any backbone. But mostly it damages reputation not enhances it.
mornin’ all
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Being offended is the current fad.
Like the rubiks cube, legwarmers,
I shot JR badges,
CB radio and deelyboppers.
Youve the right to be offended
Just as ive the right to offend you,
Which i probably will.
I must admit I find others taking offence funny.
That shocked look of horror,
The stuttering
“but.. But,.. You cant say that!!”
Amuses me.
If you know a young person,
Offend them.
They enjoy it.
Its fashionable.
Ask them if they still breastfeed from their fat mam.
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I offended some little cunt a couple of nights ago, he tried to blind me with his mobile phone.
My torch is a lot better than his shitty little phone, not sure he was offended, but he moaned about being blinded.
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I find it appalling if a bloke decides to put his dicky up another blokes arse, but at least that’s the end of it and their guilt hasn’t produced another murdering, rapist, thieving prat, or even another WanKeir.
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I made myself laugh when imagining the sperm shot out and the leader shouted “turn back lads, there’s another turd ahead.”
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I was reading an article in one of the more erudite comics that suggested that the reason society is so woke is because wimmin’s sensibilities/ideals now hold sway throughout every institution and government. Well who would have thought that? Why did the dim witted cunt think it is called the ‘nanny state’? Of course if my Nan had been in charge things would never have got into this state, and everyone would have had jam sponge roly-poly and custard for pudding.
Good morning, everyone.
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Was watching mastermind last night and one contestant was a young bloke in a dress and wig, heels and makeup calling himself Claire or something…..all taken very seriously by clive Marie and the bbc crew, then flicked over to watch only connect, and fuck me there was another as a team captain ….calling himself Emily. Fucking freak show.
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Lammys stint on Mastermind is comedy gold.
Why the fuck would he open himself up to such ridicule?
Hed of been best playing
‘Name that fruit”
Or
” hook a jaffa cake”
Something where you have to use your feet to peel bananas.
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Why Mis, does this thick black obese cunt have a childish sheepish name. I’ve never heard the twat speak, which I tend not to do with nonentities.
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And you pay for it with the TV licence. Time to stop perhaps?
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In my day the lads in the pub would be rubbing their fists, bring it on you cunts.
Still the threat is enough now.
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As the Hitch said fifteen years ago:
“There’s a growing trend these days for people to say “I’m offended”, as if that constitutes some kind of an argument.
Not to me it doesn’t, and I’m not running for anything, so I don’t have to pretend to like people that I don’t.
Every time someone says to me “I’m offended”, I reply “I’m still waiting to hear your point”.”
I think that perfectly sums up the situation and the strategy demanded by it.
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Try
” oh no! You’re offended,
Youd best try suicide you fat dollop of shite.
Miss you already”.
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I can’t argue with that approach either!
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The biggest fan of Harry Sh1tter I ever knew was a raging homo. I guarantee the prospective attendees of this bollox are of a similar persuasion or at least greens or labour luvvies.
Speaking of JK Rowling and her hideous stretched face, she’s one of the biggest feminists out there and it is they who are responsible for the tranny nonsense in the first place because it was a way of emancipating and feminising men. Now that it’s come to bite them in the aris with blokes in female changing rooms, I couldn’t give a toss; reap what you sow and so forth. Rowling and her ilk were and continue to be happy for women to invade men’s spaces so that men can’t escape the nagging, gossiping bints for an hour or two.
I say just sit back and laugh at it all.
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I meant disenfranchising not emancipating. Too early in the morning for me.
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harry fucking potter? kids books.
As someone who began reading my dad’s books before I hit double digits (First book Chariots of the Gods, 9 y.o.) .. first novel at 11 : The Odessa File)… I was bemused 10 years later that adults (no-one I knew, thank fuck!) were going spaz for a childrens genre of ‘literature’.
I presumed she (jkr) or her writing must have had ‘something’ though, that it ran and ran. Never so much as picked one up for the blurb.
Then 3ish years ago Pitch Meeting on youtube – 5 minuters that poke at plot holes & inconsistencies in popular movies – did a few of the HP films and thus my first exposure to the content of the series source material.
Holy fucking cunt. I’ll save y’all a fifty line paragraph, .. with just one word in lieu.
Bullshit.
Even for children, letalone fucking adults, … bullshit. A level at which I’d have been ashamed to hand in an essay to my English teacher in my teens.
At the time she was shitting them out, soundbites on t.v. would say ‘it’s great that so many people are reading as a hobby again’
Yeah. Reading fucking drivel. And I’m saying so with a complete understanding of subjectivity.
And she’s a billionaire. Not enough people grasp what a billion is.
This woman could have burned a hundred grand *every single day* since 9/11 and still have hundreds of millions left to live off …
… for shite.
There is nothing for anyone to be proud of on any level on that whole score.
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I tried once to read the first one when it came out and immediately thought that it was a rip off of The Worst Witch series for kids (which I think are good). I’ve seen that video before and others in the series and apparently she rips off Tolkien and Lewis in her books as well.
I was subjected to the first film once and thought the acting was worse than a school play with loads of old has beens in it like the bloke from Cracker and that dreadful Zoe Wanamaker.
I believe it became so popular because the publishers and media pushed it relentlessly and it came out at the right time.
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ok, do or die.
you have a choice,
you must either fuck “professor sprout” from said harry potter OR Diana Abbot.
which way you going?
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It always annoys me when professional poofters like Wes Streeting gets “offended” on other people’s behalf, like when the old Alan Carr lookalike with his faceful of Max Factor and heavy lipstick on his wet rubbery lips complained when a Reform MP said there were two many “mixed marriages” shown on TV adverts, which is true, but he was greatly offended. I am offended by his camp, fay manner, but I just have to put up with it. That little bumder should do the same.
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The Supreme Court say you can’t be be offended if you don’t give a solid reason why.
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I’m offended by Isac but I’m a masocist and can’t help coming back for more hurty words 😁…call me something bad daddies 🗣️
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Tommy R is back in the dock again, obviously offended someone.
It’s a fact (verified) he is the only terrorist in the UK
Plod, ‘we want access to your phone’
Tommy R, ‘No’
Fucking terrorist. 😂
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Tommy Robinson… Not guilty👍
Nice one!
Oh Tommy Tommy
Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Robinson 🏴
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cue the ‘global outrage (in headlines, mostly) …
Good stuff, though. We still have the whole ‘decked guy on the subway’ scenario unresolved, worryingly …
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Sounds to me an ideal place to put dinghy rats, probably got asbestos in the building so maybe not….!
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occasionally I get a little upset (well fucking red mist psychopathic angry)
Initially I will converse, voice opinion’s and observations.
Normally things do not progress past this, and at that point target normally says “I have never been so insulted in all my life” to which the reply is “Well you have never pissed me off before”.
Failing which, things happen and they pull the “You didn’t have to do that” guilt trip normally followed up with I should have reported you to the Police, Cunts.
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You’re in good company here, M’lord.
This is the home of the perpetually angry and offended.
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😁
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Whatever offends the tranny rights brigade must be correct.
Therefore JK Rowling is correct.
It’s Occam’s razor.
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by all counts, the gay rights brigade “stood with Palestine” against Israel who have got a cracking gay scene.
I think they are a little confused or they misinterpreted the expression “Come over here and we will be right on top of you” at their first meeting.
https://youtu.be/4rqrzQBujnA?si=aTXwpDsfYyMYJRdh
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