The potential ban on smacking

is a cunt.
Already outlawed in Wales & Scotland, Alan Shearer & Michael Caine team up to ask Kweer to ban this offensive practice in England. The pair among a host of famous faces & campaigners that have all signed a letter urging him to “be brave, & lead with courage & compassion,” no less, to end this ‘damaging & harmful’ practice. If it was down to me, & the way things have gone with discipline, I would bring back corporal punishment. Throw the cunts in the stocks naked, so that people can throw rotten fruit at them, purchased from a nearby stall. Get the burger van around & an ice cream van & make an afternoon out of it! Smacking was nothing to what was around when I was at school, & it never did any of us any harm.

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Nominated by Lord Scunthorpe, link by Cuntemall.

77 thoughts on “The potential ban on smacking

  1. Funny, I watched The Man Who Would Be King yesterday.

    A stonking classic of a British film. With Caine and Connery at their best.
    And, a superb turn by Saeed Jaffrey as Billy Fish.

    Caine also landed on his feet. As his delicious Mrs, Shakira was also in the film.

    He is a cunt though, for doing this nanny state bollocks.

  2. Once again it is only absolutes that lefties can cope with. A smack is totally different to beating. A ban on smacking will not stop cases like Baby P with cigarette burns and broken bones, just like absurd speed limits won’t stop dangerous driving. We will still see severe child abuse from scum, but will also see an increase in entitled behaviour. We will also see a lot more Saturday night A&E when entitled brats don’t think pissing someone off will involve getting a physical response.

  3. Sad teachers would serve mental and physical cruelty on kids who put their hands up for the toilet and refuse them, then enjoy with the rest of the class the humiliation they would be going through with shit stinking shorts. Its been known for parents to burst into the classroom and give them a bollocking, until the next time.

    • Teacher’s ranking in society has collapsed Sammy due to adults memory of the unjustified cruelty meted out to them by previous generations of teachers. I told ours that if a teacher threatened or actually did strike them then to inform said teacher that I would be down there after school to discuss the event with them. In the yard.

  4. On paper, Whatever. In practice, if the change in law happens, You can be sure as hell it will only be applied to whites.

  5. All these namby pamby, niminy pinimy hoity toiity “ modern parents” lefty feeble faggoty fucks have allowed their spoilt brats to run amok and have ruined this country.
    Kids need discipline and to respect adults.
    If the little shits refuse to cooperate, they should not be ‘slapped’,they should get the hammering of their lives.
    This was the norm when I attended a rural primary school in Cornwall in the 60s.
    It didn’t do me any harm…..it’s not as if I spend hours on line looking for strict dominatrices.

  6. A bit late but I always loved the corporal scene from tomkinsons schooldays

    A row of boys outside the headmasters office
    Sounds thrashing inside.
    Door opens, boy comes out looking humiliated, headmaster looking rather flushed
    Thank you James. Next boy!
    Door closes
    A loud thwack!!!
    Headmaster: oooh that’s better!

  7. The Beano used have loads of corporal punishment in it.

    Dennis the Menace used to get the slipper off his dad at the end of almost every story.

    And, the Bash Street Kids. Teacher would thrash fuck out of them with the cane.

    Now? Dennis has had the ‘Menace’ dropped. In case offended by anything fuckflakes think a child comic character is a sexual predator. And the Bash Street Kids now have treeswinger and two Pakis amongst their ranks.

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