Sacré bleu, DEI goes Gallic and Bonaparte’s jewels go awol..
The female French Culture Minister appoints the first female Director of the Louvre, who in turn appoints the first female Head of Security. All very diverse and progressive, and much to the delight of the woke French Establishment. What could possibly go wrong?
Well everything, actually. Thieves zoom up a 40 foot extendable ladder from the back of a lorry to a balcony, break their way into a gallery full of priceless artefacts with no CCTV, then help themselves to France’s Crown Jewels IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT DURING OPENING HOURS. They escape the way they entered and the outside CCTV camera faces the wrong way.
Apparently les dames felt the Louvre was too high-brow and they wanted to make it more accessible. Well they certainly succeeded.
Nominated by : Geordie Twatt
I have no problem whatsoever with a woman holding a job at any level of responsibility when she is the best candidate for that position. The moment you start appointing people on any grounds except merit you’re heading for a crash. Witness the present cabinet comprising some who are there because they are ethnic, female or homosexual.
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Agree Arf. It’s ability not what is or not in your pants that counts.
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Furthermore it’s been reported that the password for the Louvre’s surveillance system is ‘Louvre’, and over 250 French museums have no CCTV.
They need to sack the floozies and get Clouseau in to sort it all out.
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When they catch the cunts give the tumbrilles and madame la guillotine a wipe down and put them to work. Oh and the two dozy tarts responsible as well.
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Dozy tarts
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Jewelry? Good job it wasn’t proper British Jewellery that was nicked.
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Good point Dickie.
Blame it on Yank autocorrect.
Which they probably spell ‘autocorect’.
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Winds me up Geordie. When some American programmer who doesn’t know a verb from a noun presumes to “correct” my spelling. Grrr!
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I understand the sand wógs are involved in the theft.
High time the Frogs pasted a few North African countries,just for the sake of it.
Some Mad Madhi will be sat with Napoleon’s crown on in his mud hut..
For the dignity of the French Republic!
Carpet bomb the cunts.
Good morning.
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Of course “go woke go broke” was never more apt.
Tete a Merde.
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Didnt they also use LOUVRE and the name of the security company as passwords?
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Mot de passe une!
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Les QWERTYune!
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I think we can all guess Admin’s 4-letter password.
IsAC’s probably a cyber attack just waiting to happen.
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Sacred blue!
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Inside job.
The frogs are notoriously Theiving cunts,
Sort of garlic smelling gyppos.
French crown jewels wont be like the British crown jewels.
Naw, be more like
A window display in Ratners.
Anyway fuck em
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Croissant soixante-neuf!
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The building also had louvre windows fitted. They are a piece of piss to liberate.
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A local shop had a strip of those running along the top of the standard windows, when I was a teen.
One night, me & a mate spotted the owner hadn’t closed the louvres before closing up for the night.
We were back there at midnight … armed with a bespoke long bamboo with a pointed hook now jammed into one end of it. Just had to balance on the windowsill, (tricky) ..
… and then we went ciggies-fishing. More like harpooning with the spike but still 16 out of every box of 20 landed were undamaged… 😃
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Sacrebleu !
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According to French underworld sources, the next thing to be blagged will be Notre Dame Cathedral. The limestone and marble erection will be hidden inside the First Lady’s fanny until a buyer can be found.
Good morning, everyone.
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I’ll bet the mastermind robbers came to France ILLEGALLY and are heading to GB on a rubber Jonny to rob chimpy Charlie’s fetching jewellery..🥸
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The jewellery can be found in the pissoir round the corner for cleaning.
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Before we start gloating too much, it’s worth remembering that our national security is in the hands of a wimminz, and a park key one at that.
She talks a good game, as I’m sure those couple of French bints did.
But not all wimminz are like Thatcher or J K Rowling.
Many are like Rachel from accounts or Dirty Ange.
A fact worth remembering.
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Speaking of the ginger growler.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2134456/labour-civil-war-rayner-overthrow-keir-starmer
Another TURD that can’t be flushed..💩
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Maybe the cunt behind this organised the “heist”..!
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Never the women’s fault, its the misogynists that get them into trouble.
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Wot if the Mister Big turns out to be a woman master (mistress ?) mind ?
Collapse of stout party !
Mornin’ all
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The ultimate responsibility for this farce lies with “l’homme castré au parfum”, i.e. Monsieur Micron.
He is far too busy on other urgent businesses involving crown jewels – trying to convince the world that his nanwife hasn’t a floppy tadger and a pair of balls, a la Francais.
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Still assuming all French women are sexy, sophisticated, dirty tigresses, I had a quick perusal at this security mastermind whose vixen-like name, Dominique Buffin even gave me a thrill. Disappointing is an understatement. She looks more blokey than Macron’s Madame Doubtfire wife.
Quelle triste.
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Any excuse. Blame it on Mademoiselle from Armentieres, Parley-voo? The long lyrics can be found on Wikipedia.
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