The Ignorance of French drivers.
She who will be obeyed and I went to Belgium for a few days. Driving through a smallish village we encountered a cunt trying and succeding to be a complete bellend.
He was at a junction and tried to exit the junction, I slammed the anchors on blocking the junction, Matey meanwhile was still fucking trying to occupy the space reserved by my front wing.
Realising that this would lead to a good kick in the gonads he stayed stationary. Due to a time honoured English custom towards the French during our occaisional disputes with said French types
Less than 300 metres later he overtook us like a bat out of hell ignoring the posted 30 km/h speed limit
A day later another wanker tried overtaking on the same stretch of road, again ignoring the 30km/h speed limit this time nearly taking out some poor cow on the opposite side of the road, narrowly missing us and the other woman. Bearing in mind it is a no overtaking zone as well.
In conclusion I would advise avoiding Bray Dunes at all costs. Imagine the hills have eyes set in France.
Much safer to go via Adinkirke. For those enquiring minds, yes beer brought and some baccy supplies as well.
Nominated by CuntyMort.
It would come as no surprise at all to learn these French “drivers” are at the wheel whilst also checking their phones for the latest prices of onions on a string,baguettes,snails in garlic and white flags.
And in the case of Le President checking to see when the British Prime Minister is next popping over for a bumming.
By his wife.
Dear me and sacre bleu!
Oven.
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It’s true.
Forget Pákís, the French are the worst drivers by far.
You probably don’t get many of them coming to the UK in their cars, but here they are everywhere.
At this time of year the fuckers bring their mobile homes and park anywhere they can for a cheap holiday.
There must be at least 20 mobile homes only a few hundred meters from Casa Cunter at the moment.
They will stay until the police can be bothered to fuck them off.
If we see a car with French plates we keep our distance.
The drivers have no awareness of what is round them.
They change lanes for no fucking reason and stop unnecessary on fast roads, either because they are lost or they want to admire the view and take photos.
It’s rare to see a French plated car that isn’t dented or scratched.
They have no idea how to park either.
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@art… could it be because they are driving in reverse 😆….a frog tradition 👍
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Was he ‘french’ French or ‘new’ French?
Even out here in the picturesque west country, there are plenty of spooks driving around with no skill, situational awareness or understanding of vehicle dynamics.
And if they’ve got a proper UK driving licence, I’m a Lammy’s uncle.
Going through Lechlade at 6:45 this morning, I saw a fucking black female simian wearing a leopard print coat and almost puked on my dashboard.
They’re literally everywhere.
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Go to the continent and suffer continentals.
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If you think the snail munchers are bad drivers you want to try driving in Italy.
Eyetye drivers all think they’re Riccardo Patrese.
Three feet from the car in front at 70mph is the norm.
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Not sure why you’re surprised by this Cuntymort?
Its to do with frogs and Belgium bumboys being effete.
Not really their fault.
See, they have ducky wrists.
Makes steering a nightmare.
Plus theyre normally still over the limit.
Best drivers in the world?
English. FACT.
( white English obviously)
All the world’s best drivers were English.
Yanks are OK
But boast about it.
Aussies are ok too.
Often driving a 500 mile round trip to the shops for a loaf of bread.
Ps
Youd move nearer the shops wouldn’t you?
Or bake your own bread.
Dont even need a oven its that hot.
Just leave it outside to bake.
No wonder we sent them there.
Thick as fuck.
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It’s a long time since I drove in France, the peripherique was an education in French driving.
Driving into London via the old Kent road was an education in ethnic driving.
The second one was like Monty python, the first like Bullitt
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Thomas, the cunt looked French, EG stinking of garlic and BO. The cunt must have been late for work or pegging his lady/rent boy, or a bit of stiff shagging. A cunt at any time of the year. Branleurs all.
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Worst drivers are the chinks.
Half blind.
You show me a 4ft 6in yellow squinting Bucktoothed spy ill show you someone who cant do a point turn.
Useless.
People say
“Oooh theyre very clever people.
They invented gunpowder you know? ”
Aye, by accident.
They also eat bats.
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I suppose the fuzzy-wuzzies are top car thieves. It’s a question really, Mis, as you know I’m a two wheeler. I only had an accident when I was young on my tricycle. It was due to my father putting a nail to keep a back wheel on and bent it to stop it coming off. It was the reason why I caught a girl with it and it embedded itself into her leg. An ambulance was called and they had to carry her and the tricycle to the hospital to remove it. I’d already bugged off by then like children did with fright.
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We probably see more nationalities driving here that any other country.
It’s strange how their driving habits differ.
The French are unpredictable and fucking dangerous.
Belgians are aggressive and want to drive quicker than anyone else.
If you are in the fast lane on a motorway and driving at the speed limit, you can bet that the cunt racing up behind you is in a Belgian car.
Germans are of course, arrogant.
They will never give way to anyone and will purposely make things difficult for other drivers.
Italians are nut cases, with no sense of self preservation.
The British (sorry!) think that they are good drivers, but they really aren’t.
Because of the steering wheel being on the wrong side they always drive too close to the centre of our roads.
They give way unnecessary instead of looking in their mirrors and seeing there is no cars being them.
They stop at crossings to let pedestrians cross the road, even when it’s dangerous to.
They are not used to how slippery Spanish roads are after a very rare rainfall. Because the roads in Britain are constantly wet they think they have more grip here than they actually have.
And of course they sometimes revert to driving on the left and going round roundabouts the wrong way.
The Dutch and Portuguese are generally OK and of course Spanish drivers are the best.
Thankfully we have no Pákís here.
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Slippery roads in Spain?
I expected as much.
Probably greasy motorways too no doubt!!
Cant beat good old British hardtop
Artie.
Greatest tarmac in the world 🇬🇧
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So why all the fucking potholes in your superior tarmac?
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To let it breathe.
Gets hot with all the professional drivers.
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Our local bar overlooks the beach.
You will be fortunate to find a parking space, but if there is ever one, no matter how tight, someone will try to squeeze into it.
It’s fun watching the driver’s attempts, most just give up trying and fuck off farther down the road where there might be a bigger space.
The Spanish get their cars parked in the smallest of spaces, first time.
And more often than not there will be a young girl driver.
I think that we are used to tight parking as if you can’t it’s a waste of time driving to any city.
Foreign drivers and expecially those in hire cars are fucking hopeless.
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The French dont really understand motoring.
Citroën 2cv.
Its a alien concept for them.
Theyre ok in a kitchen.
Adding garlic to the horsemeat or salt to the tadpoles,
But really theyre bicyclists.
Driving and war.
Two things the French are abysmal at.
Oh and singing.
Warbling an croaking away.
Three things.
4, if you count using deodarant.
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I enjoyed watching a car park in Paris once. The space wasn’t big enough, so the driver shunted both cars until it was. No wonder all their cars have dents in.
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