The BBC again…
‘Celia Imrie’s fart steals the show on Celebrity Traitors.’
Straight up, this is today’s BBC online news headline.
Filed under ‘Culture’.
A crotchety old not seen for years past it luvvie lets one off on a crappy TV freak show for rejects and has beens. And, this is headline news for the nation’s supposed public service broadcaster? How is an old obsolete luvvie relic dropping her guts in any way ‘culture’? A daft and very small aside or footnote in a daily low rent tabloid, possibly. But, a whole fucking page on the BBC News website?!
Can anyone imagine Richard Baker, Angela Rippon, Jan Leeming, Peter Woods or even Julia ‘I would have’ Sommerville reporting such shit on the 9 ‘O Clock News?
Once the envy of the broadcasting world. This is what BBC News has become.
Nominated by: Norman
Seconded by: W. C. Boggs
I have to endorse this nomination, if I may Admin. I saw that the BBC had the fucking audacity to include this story about this elderly dirty tart on their “Culture” page – so dropping one is now deemed cultural – the BBC motherfuckers who look down their finely chiselled noses at the Carry On films and edit out the slightest bit of innuendo find this old cunt’s eructations “cultural”. Old actresses, bumboy luvvies and an ex Olympic diver arse bandit are now the height of culture for this once great institution. They expect us to pay for it too. Tim Davie wants you prosecuted if you don’t pay for this shit.
Why anyone would waste even a second of their precious time watching or taking any notice of this shit is beyond me.
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Who?
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Soon to endorse shittíng on the pavement no doubt..
Such is the “culture” of their favourite demographic.
Filthy cunts.
Good morning.
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Only a follow through counts.
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The thing that upsets me the most about the BBC is that they’ve exhausted every word in the English language that can accurately summarise just how despicable and loathsome they are.
When you feel worn out cursing something it feels like they’ve won, and – as stated above – I just cannot easily find the words to properly express my contempt for them any more (which I shall nonetheless emphasise is off the fucking charts, unquantifiable to an infinite extent).
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The greatest service that the BBC could render to the nation would be to die. Preferably yesterday.
Morning all.
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What is really pissing me off at the moment are the endless adverts telling us how great the BBC (Beghum Broadcasting Caliphate as I saw it described this week) is because it is publicly and compulsorily funded . I was in California for the summer and was listening to the radio with an affable cab driver. A great station with no advertising and I asked how it was funded. Nick replied I listen to it all the time so I send them $25 a month as it gives me pleasure and I wouldn’t want to lose it. The same thing with a cousin and a different radio station. Maybe the BBCUNTS could try public subscription for a while.
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Who’s to argue with the rationality of market forces – people choosing which products and services they want to pay for, compelling the provider to make their wares appealing and commercially viable?
And therein lies the ultimate conceit of the BBC – thrown on the mercy of the consumer in a free market economy they would disappear overnight as no one would pay good money for the shit they produce vs the superior choices on offer elsewhere. This underlines just how sinister an organ they are; a government imposed propaganda machine that Goebbels would have been embarrassed to associate himself with.
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Never happen Wanky. It’s the authorities main propaganda organ and in a commercial regime it would very soon fold.
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Didn’t mean to repeat your point Dave. I think I was typing as you were posting.
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Not wishing to drag you down to my level arfur, but great minds think alike!
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You’ll have to wait until you’re old like me, Wanksock, to get it free. But I’ve mostly not paid the licence for most of my life and haven’t contributed since they giveth and taketh away awhile back.
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She had a lovely big pair of tits in her time did Celia, now they’re probably hanging just below see (cunt) level.
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We are in the end days.
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And they have the cheek to broadcast “warnings” about Dad’s Army having language and attitudes that may cause offence.
Poor old Melvyn Barge having to be associated with such uncouth common types.
As with most else G.B. now popularly seen as being past it’s best. and in the case of the BBC well past.
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I get royally pissed off when they refer to themselves as ‘Your BBC’, a common media trait often used in advertising and which gets right up my refined Anglo-Saxon nose. The casting of advertising on its own is proof enough that there’s no connection to me.
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Somehow the BBC manages to find the only cóón living in Norfolk to interview:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c8dr7d47zq5o
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@geordie…. looks more like a resident of ayres rock 😩..sunarise bring in de morning 🌄 🪃
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I remember years ago the bbc were in Tonbridge (Kent) covering flooding I think and managed to interview a boon on the street, either he was a fucking plant or they were standing there all day to get the only boon in the village.
I lived down there for years and barely saw anything other than white, the bbc are cunts
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Fuck the BBC. No coverage of the mass protests, general strike in Italy against Digital ID. This will be because it is not in accord with the filthy marxist narrative, Fuck off propagandist cunts.
Good morning, everyone.
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All I need to know about the BBC is that the divine Julia Hartley-Brewer hates it.
Far as I’m concerned, that’s all it takes. If my girl says it’s past its sell-by date, it should be terminated with extreme prejudice.
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What a selection of benders, freaks and even a reparations grifter thrown in all wrapped up in a Winkleman shit show.
Thankfully never seen this nonsense but I guess if a fart is the highlight of the show then I am missing absolutely nothing.
Doesn’t that old tart know anything, if you are going to drop your guts do it in a confined space for maximum effect.
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Things CAN get worse. It seems that Saturday Night Poof’s Football, a.ka. Strictly Come Minding might get this four eyed little quare to introduce it:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/celebrity-traitors-star-alan-carr-36172597
It is camp enough now – God know what it would be like with that minving little queen at the head of it.
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Two quares for the price of one there. Stephen fry was trying to quare Alan there, either that or giving him one off the wrist.
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And I thought that they couldn’t any worse after Claudia Winklecunt.
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I don’t mind the bloody bastards cunts, as long as I watch what’s free in their archive where they contradict themselves up to the hilt. Like I’ve already said I don’t pay the licence fee and don’t watch the worse things possible, the fucking adverts.
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Nation shall speak peace unto nation, Best bum children have that as their lofty motto, methinks a new one is needed, more relevant to the tsunami of wokist shite they turn out nowadays. Should be a national competition to come up with new , happening, buzzing, wicked, innit group of words that define the bbc.
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Like royalty, the BBC is well past it’s use by date.
Both should be DEFUNDED and made redundant..!
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On the subject of what the BBC once was, the entire uncut Only Fools and Horses is available. I suggest that it’s got before those Beeb cunts take it down.
All the bits the BBC deem ‘racist’ and ‘sexist’ intact and any original songs and music left in.
Worth it for the classic 1981-86 period.
Link below:
https://archive.org/search?query=creator%3A%22Delboy+Trotter%22
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Aside from all the wokery and race baiting, the output on the BBC website is so editorially inept it’d be regarded by Kelvin McKenzie as too lowbrow for The Sun in its heyday.
Currently, the beeb has decided that the only story in the world currently is Andrew Mountbatten whatsisface and how the ‘brave’ Guiffre family want council tax payers to fund street name changes, along with, no doubt, some reparations from the royals and the government.
Tomorrow, as it’s a Sunday, it’ll be back to Gaza, those horrid Israelis and a nicely unbalanced fairy story from Jeremy Bowen.
The rest of the week will be much the same, interspersed with more stories of how only blacks and Asians are affected by mould, along with the usual attempts to bury negative stories about ‘migrants’, to be replaced by some self promotion about Strictly or The Traitors.
And at over £170 for the enforced privilege, they reckon it’s great value for money.
What a shower of shit.
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Randy Andy – super cunt alleged Joe Ronce that he is (I have to say ‘alleged’🙄) – has been a nice change, I have to say.
He makes a change from bloody Gaza and wailing Palestinian wimmin on the BBC news site all the fucking time.
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And, fuck knows what these twats are going to put on this Christmas (the Beeb probably call it ‘Holidays’ to ‘include’ Pakis and other hordes of ethnic turds).
With Doctor Whoke finally fucked off (Thank Gawd) and no Match of the Day on Boxing Day, there are now two gaping holes in their festive schedule.
I dare say it will be the usual excrement though. The Wagnerian chav slapper shitshow that is DeadEnders, Strictly Come Z-Listing, a repeat of last year’s Gavin and Stacey cat shit (with that repulsive human slug Corden), An old repeat of Mrs Brown’s Freaks, and some celebrity treeswinger rapping to the Nativity.
Oh, and that nauseating jwarf Jools Holland and his nobody even watches it any more Cuntenanny.
What a load of old fucking fanny.
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LMFAO – poetry Norman. You need to be appointed editor of the Radio Times
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Cheers Dave.
The BBC has more or less killed itself, or will do.
Every Christmas, they would pull something out of the hat that drew viewers in.
Morecambe and Wise, TOTP, Steptoe & Son, Only Fools and Horses and so on.
Now? Some crappy CGI animated shite like Polar Express or Shrek will be the main film. And, is Mrs Brown’s Boys – a repetitive unfunny Irish drag act and his talentless and ugly family (his real family too) the height of their festive viewing?
Still – on the bright side – we don’t have to suffer the revolting Ncunti Gayblack chasing that Tennant cunt around the TARDIS this year.
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Mrs Browns turds
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It’s the occasional snippets of Question Time (or the program once known by that title) that gets me.
Fiona Bruce is a condescending quisling shithouse and where the fuck do they find these audiences from?
Interesting how they all clap like seals for more mass immigration whilst earlier in the same week an illegal goat botherer or tree swinger butchers or rapes an innocent local.
Combine the specially selected audience with the lopsided left/Marxist/shit lib panel members and you’ve got what amounts to gaslighting state propaganda that would make North Korea blush.
It would be laughable if it wasn’t so depressingly serious.
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Whichever cunt thought of this Traitors shit should be HDQ’d.
Not only do we get even more of the ubiquitous Claudia Winklecunt (E.T dressed as Joey Ramone), we also get a sprinkling of has beens, media whores and should have been dead long ago celebrity antiques. Funny, how all these ‘celebrity’ shows (Big Brother, that Jungle shite, Strictly) have actually no current megastars or celebrities in them. It’s always has beens, soap rejects, obsolete pop stars (Boy George, you past it bum bandit), tabloid slapper whores, and nonentities with moribund or long dead careers.☠️
And as for that fucker Jonathan Woss?
From the BBC’s highest paid ‘star’ and a high ratings (but very shit) chat show 20 years ago to scavenging TV scraps and end of the pier shite like Celebrity Traitors. Can’t say that it doesn’t please me no end.
Wowwa Woada Wank.🤣
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I wont have a word said against lovely celia, she can fart in my face anytime she likes, and shake them big busters too. The beeb however can cunt off.
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I would soixante-neuf old Celia besides chomping on those enormous norks, then spend quite a while on her hairy snatch. When we’d finished you could have an intelligent conversation with her over tea and more crumpet.
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Only 3 more cuntings for the beeb and they can be done for gross indecency.
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Caught the BBfuckingC main news last Monday, the Jamaican hurricane was headline, the murder of an innocent dogwalkwr by an ethnic was of no importance.
Sort of, you better get used to it…
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No one cares
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Due to having no interest in politics and any other news for a peaceful life, the bbc are kind to me by showing interesting programmes in their archive free of adverts and free to view. If I want to find out anything, I go to their File on 4 or Archive on 4.
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