One In One Out, aka The Hokey Cokey

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is a cunt.

Well who could have forseen this, apart from absolutely everyone but Kweer Starsole?

Unfortunately the ‘One in One out’ scheme to mash the sausages didn’t take account of Border Farce’s current BOGOF offer on its cross-Channel ferry service. So Mr Mohammed Yoyo has returned to bestow upon us some more of his cultural enrichment.

This time I suggest Moyoyo gets himself in front of Judge Fabian who surely will agree that he can’t be sent back to France again on the grounds that he’s allergic to Brie and finds the sight of Brigitte Macron offensive (don’t we all?).

You take your immo in, your immo out
In out in out shake him all about
Etc.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

60 thoughts on “One In One Out, aka The Hokey Cokey”

  3. “You take your immo in, your immo out
    In out in out shake him all about”

    Yes that’s a good idea,shake them all about..

    With hand grenades.

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    • And whilst we are “partying” why not enjoy an unseasonal “BBQ”..

      Drop napalm on the cunts whilst mid Channel.

      Doesn’t seem unreasonable,put the boot on the other foot.

      Long overdue I say.

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  5. I’ve long thought the Palace of Westminster should have been the very first accommodation provided to our “asylum seeking” trash.

    Confront the cunts with cunts.

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  7. Fear not Cunters, Rodney’s new Home Secretary is getting to grips with the situation.

    This Great Office of State previously held by statesmen of the calibre of Lord Palmerston, Sir Robert Peel, the Duke of Wellington and Sir Winston Churchill is now held by a Pakistani street protestor. A sublime example of the abyss into which this country has fallen.

    I need a drink.

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  8. You only have to say to them, you can come in and work hard like the rest of us. They’d be breaking all records for the channel swim back.

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  9. Sick of this cunt, absolutely can’t take any more of his shit. Everything you don’t want in power in one shitty jizz filled anal passage.

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  11. Gb News were showing a large group of migrants wandering through a French town carrying boats. In broad daylight.
    There’s probably some lefty group helping deported scum back into the UK too.

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  12. As I’ve mentioned the holder of one Great Office of State already, allow me the indulgence of mentioning another. I’m claiming nominator’s privilege.

    Complaints Girl of the Exchequer. Her conundrum:
    She can’t increase income tax because public opinion won’t allow it.
    She can’t reduce benefits because Labour MPs won’t allow it.
    She can’t borrow more money because the markets won’t allow it.

    So a Government with a majority of 148 can’t govern.

    They are beyond risible. It’s time Rodney did what he always does when the shit hits the fan – fuck off abroad on another junket.

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  13. Last week that shithouse of a rag The Guardian featured a photo of a mob of the scrounging filth standing in the shallows at Gravelines with the caption, ‘People thought to be migrants wait in the sea to board a small boat’. Fuck me, you could be excused for thinking they were writing about the evacuation at Dunkirk in 1940. And ‘thought to be migrants’ ffs! What else could they have been: a Moses tribute act? As for ‘people’ read ‘shameless, scrounging and completely ungrateful parasites and apprentice criminals’.

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    • That’s not fair, Isobel.

      None of those cunts are ‘apprentice’ criminals.

      Most are wanted in their homeland for rape, murder, child fiddling, rape (again) and draft dodging.

      The cherry on top is entering someone else’s country illegally with malice aforethought.

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      • Agreed, Odin, but as they all claim to be under18 they still haven’t come out of their time and so still have the official status of apprentice – even though they could show Kenneth Noye a thing or two.

      • And being allowed to stay for fucking years, raping diddling thieving whilst their case for asylum is carefully considered.
        What a pack of arsewipe.

  14. The one in one out (or vice versa) will be a game changer ‘it’s the first time we have an agreement to return migrants to France’

    There are no silver bullets, well actually there are –
    1 Return every fucker who arrives back to France
    2 Arrest, detain and deport every cunt back to their own countries
    3 Turn the boats in the channel

    And my personal favourite
    4 Blow the cunts out of the water (we are making thousands of drones for Ukraine, maybe a few dozen in the hands of true Brits could sort the issue out in a few hours.)

    How many sexual assaults/rapes and murders by the channel scum will it take before it becomes a national emergency. Afghan, Iranian, Syrian, Ethiopian and others arriving here illegally and committing the above at a disproportionate rate and our useless PM thinks sending a few people back to France will make a difference.

    Thank fuck Mamooooooood is getting tough 😂

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  15. Everyone forgotten the ‘Next Great Upheavel’ nom with the studies quoted/linked that predicted 10x the amount of cunts on the move north by mid century due to the climate?

    This current shit is all just the foreplay, really …

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  16. One in, one out. Like watching the ever darkening England team when substitutions take place! As always the press and media are harping on about which formation the German will play or which team he should/ shouldn’t play. Same old wash and repeat bollocks whilst lauding the team as a bunch of world beaters for next summer!!!

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  18. Mahmood copying elements of the Danish immigration policy is “racist and far-Right” according to some Labour backbenchers including Clive Lewis and that Oompa Loompa looking cunt, Nadia Whittome.

    Yes, a clean safe country with a high trust society that has a strong national identity and that celebrates its own culture, history, traditions and heritage that puts its own citizens first sounds terrible.

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  19. As the old Queen hit goes…

    ‘Dum Dum Dum. Another Kune Gets Back In…’🎵

    Short of cutting the legs off these vermin, this ‘In-Out’ fiasco will be a longstanding joke.

    These human filth care about and learn nothing. They are incapable of proper thought and things like values, morals and decency. That’s because they don’t have any. They are pure unadulterated vermin. They are like rats in human bodies, A sound and severe ‘warning’ about what will happen if they taint our soil with their shitty arses ever again is the only answer. But – as we all know – they are not going to get that from the softarsed UK and French governments.

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  21. Unadulterated tosh….the mass replacement in that revolving door of multi culti 🐂 💩hasn’t stopped and won’t stop … it’s on course for completion in a very short timeframe unless the population(only those inclined) finally stop saying ENOUGH and rebel in the only way left when there’s nothing left to lose 😩

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  22. Is it too difficult for these dinghy cunts to clean graffiti, or pick up litter whilst waiting for their asylum application?
    If it is then no-one in the hotel gets fed.
    Can’t provide documentation? Then why should we believe that they’re architects and doctors?
    No, shit clearing is all that they’re good for, after which they should be told their application has failed, and the choice is deportation to Africa, or death by firing squad.

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  23. Labour, 16 months in.

    I’ll bet there’s a lot of knob heads out there wishing they hadn’t fell for Starmski’s lies.

    In 12 days time they will be thinking.

    Ever feel you’ve been cheated…!

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  24. This nom-relevant paragraph is lifted from the bbc website, right this minute.

    ‘Meanwhile, Metro turns its attention to the long-standing debate on how politicians can deal with asylum seekers arriving in the UK on small boats. Its headline “84 in… 113 out” collates the latest total in the government’s recently-introduced one-in-one-out strategy. That would be encouraging news for Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood but the paper argues that figure is “dwarfed” by the total of more than 8,000 people who have arrived on small boats since the deal began”

    **

    Or ; to simplify : 8084 in, 113 out … 1 4%

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  25. christ, I would love to know what word in an attempted post timed 2:43 triggered a moderation hold … peruse it yourself if it appears above this later … it’s a copy & paste of a paragraph from the fucking bbc website ?!?

    Pleeeeeease, Don, … litigate the weasely cunts the moment the deadline passes tonight…

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  26. Off topic

    Ive just seen a recent picture of Lisa Nandy MP.
    Christ!
    Looks like Meatloaf!!!

    Whats she been eating?
    Tax free fatbergs?

    She used to worth a squirt years ago,
    Not now.
    Right horrorbag.

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  27. From Jimmy Carr:

    “Keir Starmer seems nice enough; the trouble is, you just know somewhere in the Midlands, Asda is missing a store manager”.

    Spot on the money, Mr Carr.

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    • Sorry Paul, Jimmy Carr’s wrong there. Being an Asda store manager requires people and organisational skills way beyond Rodney’s competence and experience.

      For a public sector lanyard drone like Rodders I suggest:
      Diversity, Equality and Inclusivity Library Project Support Assistant in a lower-tier Midlands council would suit his abilities rather better.

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      • Wasn’t a fan of that Carr chap once his tax dodging came to light some years back..

        However a joke he made corrected the balance somewhat..

        “How do you get a Gay to fuck a woman?”

        “Shit in her cunt”.

  29. Not in my lifetime have I seen a political party in opposition for so long and when they finally do gain power, show themselves to be completely incompetent, bereft of good ideas and common sense and give every indication of actually working against the country they are supposed to be governing.

    Just the optics of one in – one out is bad for two reasons (at least). First, one in and one out would mean the total already in doesn’t change. Second, another one is coming in and costing the tax payer regardless.

    How about mass deportations?

    How about refusing entry to anyone who :
    – does not have official travel documentation;
    – has no way of being identified;
    – has not arrived through an official port of entry;
    – has not arrived directly from a war torn/persecuting region;

    Without enforced borders, you have no country.

    As many have said before, this is no accident. We are witnessing the planned invasion and destruction of Europe. When the third world moves into your country, your country becomes third world.

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    • It actually terifies me IY, not for myself but for my lovely, bright Lass, who could really be going places.
      Preferably Poland, as that looks like a country that’s got its head screwed on tight.

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      • I hear you, JP.

        As most on here already know, I loathe kids with every fibre of my being. I have my reasons.

        That said, your point is well made. People who have chosen to have a family are obviously invested (literally) in the success and happiness of their children. As they should be. I’d imagine parents would also want not just the best for their children, but better than what they had. The way things are going, that’s just not going to happen. So I’d imagine your fear for your daughter’s future is very real, very scary and absolutely gut wrenching.

        I sympathise. I honestly do. I wish you, your daughter and the grown up sons & daughters of all the cunters here peace, health, prosperity and a wide berth from the virus that’s infecting our once great land.

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