Milking It


is a cunt.

We refer to the antics of the Giuffrey family in relation to the sad death (by topping herself) of that well endowed young woman Virginia Giuffrey at the centre of allegations of improper sexual conduct between herself and Andrew Mountbatten Windsor (the performer formerly known as Prince). We most certainly do not wish to sully memories of that beautiful relationship with any allegation that the SSSP (Super Star Stud Prince) likes to suck tittle.

No indeed, we are genuinely aghast at the faux tears and grief jacking as exhibited on the publication of Virginia’s heavily hyped ghosted memoir by family members Sky and Amanda. Dignity, ever dignity. Anyone would think they have a book to flog. How convenient that “Nobody’s Girl: A Memoir of Surviving Abuse and Fighting for Justice” by/with Amy Wallace (ghost writer) is available for purchase.

Featuring the Cry In here on Sky with Sky (confusing innit) Giuffrey (brother) and Amanda Roberts (sister-in-law) in full monetizing mode.

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Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

36 thoughts on “Milking It


  1. That poor woman’s “suicide” is about as convincing as Epstein’s.
    I’d not be in the least bit surprised if Andrew watched a hired assassin murder her whilst he was priapic.
    His, his jug-eared brother’s and the deaths of the entire family of inbred royal parasites cannot come quickly enough.

    • King Jug ears is one arrogant cheeky bastard an all.

      Are we all supposed to forget about his own very special friendship with Sir Jimmy Savile OBE?

      Good morning Thomas/all.

      • Morning HJ/all…and his association to the WEF/Klaus Schwab.
        It’s despicable that big ears sees his country being destroyed by quislings and does fuck all about it.

  2. You must forgive me for dismissing this because I haven’t the foggiest what this is about. I must’ve given you a clue that I’m not a news reader of tittle-tattle or anything else light hearted for that matter. I only take the piss out of the odd thing that takes my fancy. Royalty can take a flying jump. If anyone wants to take their own life, at least do it in public so we can all have a laugh.

  3. Epstein Island was only available for the rich and well-connected. I don’t move in such elevated circles and so never received an invitation. Which is a shame because 17-year-old prostitute Virginia looked like she’d have been a lot of fun.

    Never mind. Maybe one day I’ll be invited to Cunt Engine Dungeon instead.

    • I’d never invite people I like and respect, like yourself GT…male guests in my dungeon get drugged and filmed doing all sorts of horrifically saucy things, the footage being used for lucrative blackmailing.
      It’s why you never see certain people posting here on ISAC any longer.
      Dick Fiddler was a particularly noteworthy scalp.

      • Appearing to be still capable of various acts of sordid depravity at my age would do wonders for my self-esteem Thomas.
        I’ll happily pay whatever you demand. May as well before the complaints girl takes it all off me on Wednesday.

      • After that generous donation to his election campaign I hope Trump kept your name out of the Epstein emails, Cunt Engine.

  4. Don’t commit suicide, take it out on the cunt who gave you those thoughts. If it means jail for murder, do it. They seem to have an easy time in there these days. You can wallow in pleasure whilst knowing you’re alive and the other cunt isn’t.

    • Or, if you’ve had a harrowing diagnosis of a terminal illness, at least take out a senior politician or two and be remembered for something fantastic.

      • That seems a good idea, seeing I’m getting on a bit and will get well looked after in jug.

    • correct, years ago we had a farmer nearby who shot himself with a 12 gauge and it turned out the bastard on the next farm had been making his life a misery for years and i always thought at the time you had a shotgun, had decided life was that bad why didn`t you go next door and shoot the cunt instead. least you would be sitting in jail with the satisfaction that you had offed the despicable cunt

    • I think, Edward, there should be a free for all at some point in the day, seeing they only have enough for twice daily at the moment.

  5. She was a 17 year old prostitute at an adult party.
    He is a single man, albeit a cunt.

    There was no reason to suspect that she was underage and he can’t have been expected to ask for ID with her age on.
    She probably had forged ID anyway and how is anyone to know if it’s original or not.

    His mistake was to deny knowing the girl and telling everyone that it couldn’t possibly have been him cos he doesn’t sweat!

    He was and is a lying cunt.

    Had he just admitted that he fucked her and had no reason to ask her age as she was at an adult party, he wouldn’t be in the shit that he is in now.

    As for her topping herself, who can blame her after she has had sex with the fat, old bastard?

    Good morning!

    • An accurate summing up there Arty. He has an ego and a sense of entitlement the size of Jupiter and as an ex-RAF friend of mine would say, he lies like an officer’s daughter. He’s a fat parasite immensely rich on the back of the taxpayer and has no purpose in society. The only thing you can say for him is that at least he fucks women not little boys. I do wonder about Virginia’s background to live that way at the age of seventeen. Our younger was a bit of a tearaway and but for our efforts, her mother in particular, I think she would be sleeping in bus shelters by now.

      • Morning Arfur.

        Epstein Island is in the US Virgin Islands (ironically) and the age of consent there is 18.

        However, in many of the states of America the age of consent is 16 or 17.
        Had he fucked her elsewhere in America there would be no crime.

        But as you point out, he is an entitled, arrogant cunt and instead of owning up to a minor offence with a reasonable excuse he tried to lie, and then pay his way out of it.

        Fuck him and his cretinous family.

  6. I’ll be honest, I’ve no time for any side involved in this sordid tale, and quite frankly, I’m bored shitless by it.
    I see Rodney isn’t bored by it though.
    Unlike our own grooming gangs, he’s straight out of the blocks on this one, calling for Mr Mountbatten Windsor to hand himself in and fess up.
    Because one American sex worker is worth infinitely more in the virtue signalling stakes than hundreds of British teenage girls.
    Nobody will come out of this looking anything other than a cunt.

    • It’s actually embarrassing Field Marshal.

      This Eye of Sauron like media focus towards Randy “Lynx Africa” Andy, is the biggest “quick, look over there instead” distraction exercise that you’ll likely ever see.

      These people make me sick.

      • Indeed.
        And nobody questions why someone was happy to take £12 million in hush money from the royal estate, yet their family claim the only wanted justice all along.
        Strange.

  7. Andrew was hung out to dry.

    His crimes are probably very mild compared to those of his royal seniors.

    Jug Ears favourite uncle and mentor Lord Mountbatten was a notorious ñōñçê with a particular penchant for very young boys.

    Allegedly… ahem.

    Getting blown to smithereens was too nice of a death for some cunt so pathologically evil.

    • Lord Louis is still being investigated in Ireland as we speak, Herman.
      Although, you won’t hear anything about young boys from a local children’s home allegedly being ferried to Sligo castle on this side of the Irish Sea.

  8. All the necessary content for this dreary soap opera to last into infinity and beyond..

    Royal secrets,sexúal perversíon,a vast fortune and a giant political cover up..

    And that’s just the Prime Minister.

    Watch the evil cunts squirm.

    Good morning.

      • They’ve almost certainly been “Giuffried”, FMC.
        Their tinkles probably weren’t big enough for the P.M’s slack nipsy anyway.

      • I reckon you’re right, Thomas.
        Or, like Dr David Kelly, they just couldn’t live with the guilt and committed ‘suicide’.

      • That’s the ticket FM.

        “On remand” until they mysteriously end up dead in a trench in Eastern Ukraine.

        “An outrage” says the Deputy PM as he wades through his fourth fried banana and ice cream sandwich of the morning.

        The fucking cunts.

        Your health sir.

  9. I wonder what happened to the three twelve year old girls that Epstein had flown in from France for his birthday ?

    Perhaps they ‘ committed suicide ‘ too.

    What a fucking shitshow of sicko fucking depravity.

    Good morning.

    • Twelve? Twelve?! I hadn’t heard that one Jack. Christ, I missed out somewhere. I never had a woman below the age of eighteen.

  10. Suicide was once a crime. Were they expecting you to pay for it in another life. All they can do is give you a posthumous bollocking.

  11. It’s all fair in love and war, there is zero chance that Andy (the newly appointed commoner) will testify, what would much more interesting if he were to dish the dirt on confessions of the horny St Diana (I am sure he knows what she was doing) and to out the Ginger cunt as the bastard son.

    As for Virginia, ‘I shagged Prince Andrew’, who gives a fuck 😂

  12. The then Prince Andrew reportedly paid Virginia Giuffre a settlement of around £12 million (or approximately $16 million) to settle the civil sexual abuse case. The exact amount was not officially disclosed, as the settlement was confidential, but reports suggest it was in this range. Take the money and fuck off? — oh, no – let`s have some more while we`re at it. Of course (if he had had decent barristers) an NDA would have made it all go away. They`re all greedy cunts and part of the same hypocrisy.
    🤑

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