It is articles like this that remind me why I have to stick warning labels on tools and equipment saying things like don’t stick your dick in here.
Now why the fuck you would want to go public about your child ripping here hair out with a rotary scrubber is beyond me.
If you had of been a victim of Dell Trotter and purchased a hair drier that subsequently turns out to be a paint stripper, I would understand.
So here goes. (Warning graphic images)
I did warn you, she has tattoos on her fingers too! mind you it mentions Norfolk so probably webbed feet too.
I do not believe this statement
“Amy said that when the brush arrived, her daughter picked it up and “it just came on, the brush flew off.. and just sucked her hair in”.”
Some kind of Chinese killer bog brush!
Now if admin stick a big picture on the top, it will be a suitably long article.
sorry I should add this on.
“Norfolk Trading Standards contacted Temu, and said the company told them the product had been removed from sale in Britain at the manufacturer’s decision.”
Probably because they think we are a nation of fuckwhits based on this woman’s outburst and our immigration policies.
Nominated by : Lord benny
Norfolk, eh?
Just as well she didn’t get any of her 11 fingers caught in the brush.
Next time the kid needs a haircut try a wood chipper.
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🤣🤣🤣
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I would go one step[ further and just go for any irresponsible behaviour. Putting strange objects in your bottom and expecting the NHS to remove them, for example. or doing repairs to electric toasters whilst taking a bath. well all right not just repairing them in the bath, we have all done that, but testing them..
Mornin’ one and all.
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Its not any old brush, its a magic brush!
“You razy western infidels. You need magic brush! Housework no plobrem!
I assume she brought her magic brush with some magic beans.
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I know that a lot of products have warnings printed on the packaging to cover the manufacturers liability, in case someone is harmed or killed, but some of them leave me absolutely gob smacked!
I had an insect bite that wasn’t healing,and was really painful, so I got some antibiotic cream from the chemist. It said ” Not for internal use ” on the box.
What? Like I’m going to swallow a spoonful in the hope it’ll cure my duodenal ulcer?
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I never read advice or warnings on anything i buy.
Theyre not the boss of me.
If i want to rip clumps of missus Miserables beehive with a Magic brush?
I will.
As for feral kids,
Dont know what all the hullabaloo is about.
Feed them once a day and leave them to it.
They practically raise themselves.
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Put the child(ren?)in an orphanage. Strerilise the mother.
Reason? (for paperworks purposes) – inadaquacy of the adult in it’s role.
That’d be 1 household down, several million to go.
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I think she got the toilet scrubber for her own hair, looks a right fucking chav.
She was probably pissed up watching ‘I am a nonentity get me out of here’ and gave the kid the brush to play with to keep it quiet.
Here ‘chav name’ use this to brush your hair.
Scream!
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That’s some Croydon facelift on her. It’s about time IQ tests were run, if you do not reach an acceptable level sterilisation time.
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Guten Morgen, ihr kleinen Windelträger!
I think dearest father would have been proud I made something of myself.
😏
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Morning Dolphie
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I saw that documentary ‘The Boys from Brazil’ where the much misunderstood evil genius Dr Josef Mengele tried to clone you. Of course, his plan was always doomed to failure, apparently he got your hair colour wrong. What a dummkopf!
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Dumb bitch
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I am surprised electricity has not been banned. It is sooo dangerous. Not only does it it cause labour saving appliances to malfunction, it can also incinerate mongs. According to The Beano, sometime in the late sixties, it caused Minnie the Minx’s hair to stand on end when she put her fingers in the socket. We were warned.
There truly is no end to the danger elecrticity causes. No wonder that nice Millipede chap wants all old energy switched off in favour of that new clean stuff. I am willing to wager he read The Beano and it is standing him in good stead as he now helps steer the ship of state.
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New Health and Safety Officer for the Louvre?
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The mother looks like a semi-feral harridan.
No doubt the child was sent up the chimney with “mummy’s new magic brush” to dislodge a birds nest.
I thought that sort of thing went out with the Zulu Wars?
She should have bought a Dyson,then she’d be penniless and still have a pile of cheap plastic tat.
Dear me,cunts.
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I can confirm you’re dead right about Dyson kit Unk. My missus gave it up years ago because it’s fragile and overpriced, the Range Rover of the domestic appliance world. A neighbour has a Dyson vacuum cleaner which I have repaired several times. On one occasion Dyson sent me two emails; first one said they couldn’t supply the part required, second one asked what I thought of the service! Said part I sourced elsewhere and it lasted six weeks of light domestic use.
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Dysons are wank.
As are them Sharks.
Dont ever see contract cleaners with them do you?
Because theyre a bag of shite.
They use Henrys®
Because Henry’s actually work.
I told missus Miserable this,
Shell fall for any daft gimmick.
A shark that blows like a £5 whore
And a dyson the weight of a car.
I bought the Henry
And if I go to prison for killing her
The Henry comes with me..
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Some of the JML stuff is useable, always with some sort of fancy name, a bit like the product here, which looks like a dodgy copy. The picture on the front of the box looks like Hurricane Katrina, which should have been a warning in itself.
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We have a Morphy Richards 73411 (1200w).
Fanfuckingtastic!
Probably explains why they no longer make them.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h_aqE9_3utI
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What do you say to a rotary scrubber?
“Sit on that & swivel. Bitch!”
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Pity its been band. It would’ve been the billiard bald headed cunts one off dream. All they had to do was put the incompetent tattooed tart’s phone number on the box, so they can keep in touch to find out if the daughters hair had started growing.
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Derek & Clive had trouble with things, because of not being labelled correctly.
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When I was about six I put my hand on floodlight in a pub garden and burnt my palm. If only the landlord had put a ‘WARNING HOT!’ sign next to it. Its not the drunks you need to worry about its the curious but dumb little cunts.
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I always remember the wet paint signs as a kid. L.L. If the warning had never been there, no one would have touched it to see if it was dry or not.
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Temu say they removed the offending item in August. It will be batteries next in case her divvy daughter swallows them, followed by electric chainsaws that could cut her head off, which would go a long way to sort out her hair issue.
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Seems to be a pattern forming or msaybe I’m just a misogynist.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c709ll70d8go
Referee gets abuse at football match. Happens all over the country week in week out doesn’t it.
This time the ref was a woman and the abuse was sexist. The fan was escorted off out of the ground and the match continued until half time when the ref decided she was far to traumatised and the match was abandoned.
Obviously she’s never been to a men’s gave before let alone officiated at one.
Never mind let’s change the world so you can force your way into something that’s built around men and destroy it for you.
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Regular cunters may be aware that I know nothing of football but acquaintances back in the sixties told me that the standard chant was;
“The ref’s a fucking bastard, the ref’s….” etc.
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Oh dear, a sexist comment.
Oi luv, are you wearing frilly panties under then shorts.
Get you tits out, get your tits out for the lads
Who’s your father 😂
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Gave the sister’s kid a jigsaw to keep him busy when asked to mind him once.
Nowhere on the box did it say ‘not for under 5’s’.
And they still blame ME that he managed to plug it in and cut off two of his fingers ..
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That turned out to be a three piece jigsaw then Cuntemall?
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This nom reminds me of a conversation I had with a copper a few years ago. The copper told me that in his opinion there are people out there whom you just cannot help. He then told of how he was out one day in a paddy wagon on an estate on the south side of Aylesbury. He came upon a car making very slow progress, barely above walking pace. He pulled over the young man driving and the following conversation ensued;
“Good afternoon. Do you know why I’ve stopped you?”
“Is it because I’m a disqualified driver?”
“Give me your keys.”
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Well at least he didn’t say ‘Is it because I’m pissed ossifer?’
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He should have been wearing a jumber instead of a pullover. I’ll get my fleece, er… coat.
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3year olds with a combover are dead cute.
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Childhood alopecia
Luxury!
It was all nits, lice and leprosy in my day.
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All the old nit nurses will be reminiscing in the home after you reminded them, GT.
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The irresponsible clown Reeves is about to give them the nod to churn out as many bastards as they can produce, c/o my fucking pocket.
Definition of uncertainty: Fathers’ Day in Chavland.
Sick of it here. Coming from a piss-poor background myself, can’t pay for something, can’t have it – that’s always been my mantra.
Should apply to these hard faced and entitled cunts too.
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It does look like the incompetent mother had done the same thing and fortunately the hair is beginning to grow back. She’s still suffering from remorse after allowing one of umpteen boyfriends to finish off inside her, instead of in the gob.
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At least this kid wasn’t black.
You can just imagine the Guardianista outrage over a shredded afro.
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Yes it’s well known there is a shortage of professional hairdressers who can untangle wõg “hair”.
I believe I may have Cunted it some months back.
The institutional raycisms of it all shocked me to the core,indeed I’ve never fully recovered.
The wicked cunts.
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When I think of hand held scrubbers I think of Kier’s own model. It’s called ‘Handy Angie,’ & it works best when taking the knee. “How do you hold your liquor sir?” “By the ears of course!”
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Ah yes dirty Ange.Our “next” PM to be parachuted in to replace Herr Starmfuher §§
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I wish Sickle Cell was rampant.
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Perhaps mum bought it to give herself a quick Brazilian, mistaking the name for Magic Bush.
Unfortunately it’s more powerful than she expected so she’s now an FGM.
It’s no wonder she’s pissed off.
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I wonder if mummy uses a Remington Fuzz-away on her minge?
Or perhaps a Ronco Rhinestone Stud Setter for her nipple pearcings.
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This lovely lady would benefit from a de-hirsuting session or two, FMC:
https://share.google/FoY49e4paXgUwhdif
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You’ll finish JP off, Cunt Engine.
He is probably already on his second bottle of post-Sunday lunch red wine and might unwittingly click on the link.
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He might have a Chewbacca fetish, LL.
In which case, he’ll be sporting an absolute diamond-cutter.
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*Piercings*
Illiterate cunt!
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