are still cunts.
It is a civil matter! so recap some time ago I paid a company to collect my car to recondition the engine, or so I thought.
Turns out the cunts take a deposit, give an outrageous quote that people refuse and they scrap the car, so quid’s in for them.
Muppet features (me) said ok paid them a massive wedge and they thought shit and closed the company and legged it.
Any way they reformed a new company “Engine restore ltd” to do pretty much the same thing.
Any way I sat down with plod and we went through the google reviews of all 3 companies these twats have run doing pretty much the same thing and agreed that it looked a lot like fraud, he took it to his boss and they came back saying it is a civil matter.
now that’s cuntishness of the highest, I note they recently launched a task force to stop men wolf whistling female joggers.
the other reviews of the company are done by mates.
Nominated by Lord Benny.
Pıkies turning up on a village green?
Pigs will say “it’s a civil matter.”
Pıkies turning up on royal land?
Gone within two hours.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/travellers-who-camped-queens-front-24235700
The scum pigs don’t even care anymore that people they’re as corrupt as they are useless and bone-idle.
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people *know* they’re as corrupt as they are useless and bone-idle.
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Companies like this won’t exist in 5 years because driving will have been made illegal.
Not that we’ll need to drive in our upcoming “Agenda 30” 15-minute cities.
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Who needs a hot water bottle when you’ve got a couple of warm pillows like those to snuggle up to on a cold winter’s morning?
Sorry, what’s the nom about?
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Pretty sure she’s Emily Thornberry’s younger sister, GT.
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I suppose that the guy that wrote the review was just happy to have his car back after all that time, but paying £9.180 in total upfront, what was that all about?
Didn’t it seem odd to him that any garage would ask for anything up front?
The garage would have the car, give a price for the repairs which must be agreed by the punter, and not return it until the bill is paid after the work is done.
That is their guarantee for payment.
I’ve never known any garage to work any other way.
With respect, I think that almost anyone who was asked for 9 grand in advance for repairs to any car would take their car to a few other garages for quotes.
Then they might have found the place that did the repairs for £4.000.
Good morning everyone!
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Any positive reviews of this company (Prop. Sudhir Singh Behal) seem to have been written by brown people; all the sh1te reviews are by people with Anglo-Saxon names.
Is Sudhir Singh Behal a racist by only properly fixing BMW’s (black mRNA’s wheels) or are the positive reviews submitted by his staff and friends?
His lackey, Zara, should also be cunted.
Good Luck Lord Benny and Fuck Surrey Police
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Morning H🥒C/all.
If I took my car to a garage and I suspected any darkıe at all was likely to touch it, I’d simply go eslewhere.
You’d never get the smell out of your upholstery.
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Its a lot of money to lose along with the car being fucked.
I assume Lord Benny isnt a wealthy man?
Theyre rogue traders.
Absolute cunts trick.
As for Surrey police id assume everything is a civil matter apart from misgendering transvestites or non crime hate incidents.
The useless cunts.
Get a mobility car Lord Benny.
Brand new and tested.
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But bad workmanship and sky high pricing isn’t actually a criminal offence.
The UK police can’t be cunted enough in my opinion, but what the fuck are they supposed to do?
They can’t arrest the owner of the garage and charge him with anything.
It is a civil matter which can be heard in a Civil Court.
I agree that the bastard garage owner probably wouldn’t pay any money back if the judgement went against him.
He would probably wind up one company and immediately start another.
The fatties on this occasion, can’t get involved.
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@thomas…yep the only thing they know about cars is driving around at breakneck speed with the daily drug drops ಠ︵ಠ as for fixing them i wouldn’t go anywhere near…better off fixing their ancestral modes of transport 🫏 🐐
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Back in the day, George Dixon would have sorted it for you, your Lordship. The investigation would have made a great TV programme broadcast at tea time on Saturday.
Nowadays, the fatsos are supposed to have stopped investigating Non-crime hate incidents, so there really is nothing left for them to do but stuff their faces with bacon sarnies, share misogynistic material on WhatsApp, beat up old ladies, and murder/sexually assault young women.
Good morning, everyone.
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Ps
That lady dibble with the round head in the nom pic?
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Thats quite a pair of whammers shes toting!
And her shoulders belong on a powerlifter.
What a odd looking individual.
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Morning, MNC. It’s diversity, innit!
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Morning 20👍
She looks like she was constructed from left over body parts.
Body of R2D2
Tits of a glamour model
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Plod lost all respect of law abiding taxpayers, the day they grovelled to that piece of shit chicken George.
Anything that requires a modicum of work or intelligence is past their ability..
48 hours to find the foreign sex pest who was wandering around London shopping.
I was hoping on Thursday that the Birmingham peacefuls turned on them and kicked them to fuck..Still it’s coming.
Popcorn on standby..
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What got me Baz, was the twat on the BBC who said it was a remarkable coincidence that the cunt was found within yards of the other cunt who was released from Chelmsford by mistake two weeks earlier. Either he’s never been to Finsbury Park or he’s deliberately being fucking obtuse.
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I’m assuming that the person who wrote the review is not Lord Benny as our esteemed cunter seems like a sensible guy who has been round the block a few times.
I’m sure that he would have realised that Plod would do fuck all so no point going to them.
He might have torched the garage to get some satisfaction.
Quite rightly so.
If a car engine needs 9 grands worth of repairs then it’s fair to say that the engine is totally fucked and not worth mucking about with.
You find somewhere that will put in a reconditioned lump for half the price (if you look online for the Jaguar F Pace model mentioned they are available).
Once repaired and running you would then out the car pretty sharpish for as much as you can get for it.
Avoid ever buying a Jaguar again, buy a sensible car that ain’t going to cost a fortune when that eventually fucks up.
As all cars do.
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The rule that encompasses all this Arty is do not deal with any business owned and/or run by brown people. JLR is a classic example. Everyone in the trade who is not dependent on JLR knows that their products are smart, shiny, over-priced, badly-designed and assembled, unreliable tat. Range Rovers in particular are a fucking money pit sold to wealthy simpletons.
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I agree Arfur👍
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Morning Mis. Weekend off I hope?
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I’m a wealthy simpleton, Arfur.
Having owned a Jaguar XJR and a Range Rover V8, I can confirm that the Jaguar was absolutely sublime and the Range Rover was the biggest pile of shit I have ever had the misfortune to own.
Never, ever again.
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I wonder if they would trouble themselves to investigate if the garage in question,and it’s owner,mysteriously set afire at 2.38 a.m on Wednesday morning?
Review that you thieving cunts.
Good morning.
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Lord Benny should of said some trigger words to get plods attention.
” i think they were jewish..”
” Tommy Robinson was in there..”
. . ” they had a flag flying and seemed far Right”
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There was a time when park key and rag head mechanics worked exclusively on cars owned by park keys and rag heads, but now they’re branching out into ripping off all and sundry.
Perhaps worse, there’s thousands of the unscrupulous fuckers selling used cars too.
Facebook marketplace is riddled with park key chancers flogging heaps of shit with dubiously low mileage, certainly in my area.
There’s one on my local market place who puts up ads saying ‘sadly it’s time to sell my little gem of a car’, which he also stated about the other 8 cars he listed that day.
All, of course, were previously owned by an elderly vicars wife etc, etc.
If I had my way, I’d ban them from trading in any shape or form.
Have them put to menial work that requires little intelligence, yet allows them to indulge in their innate propensity for being corrupt.
I hear Sussex Police are looking for people.
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