Davey who is as ugly as the grapes of wrath on Alan Carr’s battered arsehole is a very lucky man. By saying fuck all about anything important, and falling off boats and into water, he managed to obtain 72 seats at the last election, despite the fact he is a total moron and lightweight. He makes The Monster Raving Loony Party look sane. They are not as concerned about transbunderism and men in drag as the Lib Dems are.
Davey is scared of the Reform Party – just look at the list of fears and concerns below, but in a speech today (November 7th) he is going to urge that the FPTP voting system is changed before the next election because he fears that Reform could gain power with a small majority – in itself a ridiculous notion since he knows he will throw in his lot with the Labour party to defeat them. Indeed, if you are a quare loving, diversity loving, refugees are welcome here, knit your own Muesli imbecile, why not just vote Labour and cut out middleman Davey.
To be frank I am no great admirer of Reform – the party which knows it is promising far more than it can hope to deliver, and will ultimately disappoint its impatient admirers. To me, both labour and the Lib-Dems are the natural parties of opposition, and they should stay that way, but the sheer hypocrisy of “Sir” Ed (and what the fuck did he get the Knighthood for – services to piss-artists?) is staggering.
Nominated by W C Boggs.

Politico’s, we know you read this.
Sort this immigration situation out.
Civil war is close, you will not be forgotten, you’re lack of action will be the evidence that convicts you, you’re betrayal of GB will be exposed.
You will be held to account..!
All of you..!
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Ed Davey is the best cockwomble the LibDematwats can field, honestly you couldn’t make this shit up!
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Davey is a clown …. a very unfunny clown. Let me put it this way ;
Ed ‘I’m a character’ Davey is an empty headed mumbling cockwomble.
A pathetic useless Cunt of massive proportions.
Always seen sliding down a water-slide or doing the um-pah-pah dance dressed as a morris dancer, as it’s the only way he can summon miserly media attention. No-one is interested in what he has to say – he has nothing worth noting to say.
In public, the effervescent chherleader for a political party out of touch, devoid of ideas and woefully lacking any kind of talent or ability.
In private, Ed is the clown you see in the gutter – ignored, dejected, a bottle of vodka in hand, his multi-coloured dungarees filthy and soaked in piss.
Ed took over after the last LibDem bright spark Swinson declared ‘as soon as I’m elected, I’ll reverse brexit and take us back into the EU’ – lost the election, kicked out of her cosy seat and consigned to the ever increasing joke footnotes of political history. Tells you everything you need to know really.
Ed Davey …… WANKER
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