Crying wolf on global outrage

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is a cunt.

The modern way of life sees many things held dear being irrevocably destroyed. A previous cunting branched in to the language side of things with cunters listing words they felt had lost any of their traditional meaning. My 2 go-to’s there would be ‘celebrity’ and ‘hilarious’. Bastardized to death by sensationalist click-bait stories about fuck-all.

And you might say ‘that’s fine, use alternate words if you want’ (There are contrarian fucking apologists for everything).

But 2 weeks ago some boats that were part of a ragtag flotilla were intercepted … we all knew they’d be stopped and they were. Taken to land and deported soon after. It has been done before, the IDF not as enamoured by our Greta as headline writers would appear to be. Big yawn.

But if you believe online news, the interception in question caused ‘Global outrage’. I don’t know how they’re defining that, personally.

In da movies, if a planet-killer asteroid is identified as heading for earth, there is global panic. That seems apt in the situation. But besides the cunts that are always going apeshit about the other thing *anyways*, it was business as usual the next day for ‘the world’.

Anyways. They must mean a few individuals in far flung spots to justify ‘global’. One in Greenland, say, .. one in Italy, one in Australia. All 3 outraged by the same something that only matters to them. DOES that count as global outrage, though?

It MUST, because the incident that has me cunting here, is the following :

Not very nice. Bullies are cunts. A *little* bit funny in a gallows humour sort of way. (kids using the word ‘Pussy’ 😄).

But still. ‘Global outrage’? I think not.

So what will we call it going forward if something of significant happenstance in the negative column were to occur?

As a tangent, the likes of the link get awarded the moniker ‘global outrage’, but .. other somewhat more outrageous events seem to not qualify. I don’t recall much global outrage being reported in the tabloids re: Southport et al.

I see in the time it took to nom this, this particular case was edited to ‘outrage worldwide’ in the article which is still hyperbolic hyper-bollocks but lexically a tad more defendable in an argument about it, I suppose .. but the cunting endures ‘cos the next so-called global outrage is surely only days away as I type.

Maybe Trump will misgender some cunt or something.

the sun

Nominated by Cuntemall.

71 thoughts on “Crying wolf on global outrage”

  1. Isn’t it strange how facts never seem to figure in the ‘global outrage’?

    The fact that Israel had already told Greta to fuck off and not come back or next time she would be going to prison.
    A warning she failed to heed.

    Another fact that seems to have also passed by those who are permanently globally outraged is there is / was no genocide or starvation in Gaza.

    Hamas had 65,000 fighters before their little rampage into Israel in 2023. Two years later, they’re down to 17,000.
    Therefore, civilian deaths were in the region of 25,000. Most of which were probably Hamas’ human shields.

    When the ceasefire kicked in and the cunts who live in Gaza could safely (lol) walk the streets again. It turned out that they looked very well fed indeed.

    Where is the global outrage for the Hamas and BBC lies that kicked off violent demonstrations by the usual suspects all over the world?

    No. Thought not. just the sound of crickets chirruping.

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  2. Perhaps the newspapers would like to report that when Greta’s flotilla of fuckwits were intercepted in the Med, the response at the bar of the Whippet Inn was global indifference.

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  3. The long-suffering Christians (at the hands of the religion of peace who else?) never seems to cause too much outrage.

    Not does the plight of any Christian or minority group in any other countries where these savage barbarian bastards are involved.

    Must be another one of those right wing dog whistles.

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  4. It certainly doesn’t help at all that the vast majority of “journalists” are far left climate change enthusiasts and bedwetting soy cunts.

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  6. It is amazing how many people are horrified or traumatised by a word nowadays, but half a million young girls sexually abused by foreign scum, doesn’t register a response..

    The word racist has lost all meaning now.
    Now everyone is a nazi instead..
    This country is riddled with the permanently offended, Pearl clutchers.

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    • The irony of this is the leftards scum calling anyone they disagree with a Nazi have completely failed to notice that the Nazis were in fact socialist.

      Tell them that and their heads explode.

      A bit like telling an American libtard that it was the democrats who were the slaveholders.

      Always good for a laugh. 😁

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  7. There is so much shit in a tabloid ‘article’ it took me 2 minutes to re-find the bit where global outrage is mentioned in that link.

    It’s there in bold under the pixellated picture of little ‘pussy’ eating KFC. (pussy eating fnarr!)

    There was one (so-called headline) since … where a waiter refused to call some hulk-faced tranny in a summer dress ‘miss’ in ‘Murica.. and the words ‘global outrage’ were invoked yet again..

    Also ; If I might just add ‘tragedy’ to celebrity and hilarious in my list of words that have been stripped of their original meanings.

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  8. The most overused word is “iconic”. Even that gurning poofter Alan Carr was described as “iconic” this morning on the radio because he won some no doubt scripted game show last night.

    As for Greta, she claimed she was imprisoned by the Israeli’s in some sort of hell hole, and not fed properly. I suspect she is just upset because she didn’t get some Kosher cock while she was incarcerated. Any cock would do, come to that, but she is so fucking ugly and gobby I doubt any man is that desperate – unless she is prepared to go to Bradford and hang around a minicab office, wearing her old school uniform and navy blue PT knickers (which will quickly be removed).

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    • And the word ‘legend’ is terribly overused.

      Even really shite ex-Man United players like Poborsky, Djemba Djemba and Nani are called ‘legends’.

      Legends are Best. Law, Charlton, Buchan, Robson, Cantona.

      They are not fairies from Fergie’s bargain basement.

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      • Saw a documentary on the life of Les Dawson tdn years ago.

        In between narrative/footage y’d get a few talking heads – any contemporaries of his from his time, of course, .. a few other comedians too young for that, but with fond opinions. An anecdote from Les Dennis ; a recollection from Jimmy Carr, say.

        Then this black cunt I’d never heard of. 20’s at a guess, ostensibly a ‘comedian’ I suppose is on screen.

        His amazing insight into the much beloved Les Dawson?

        quote

        “Les Dawson? …..

        ….. Lej ”

        And that was the sum total of that cunt’s contribution. Don’t know why they left it in really.

        Oh, wait. On reflection of course I know why they left that in …

      • * TEN years ago, .. and for clarity, Leroy or whatever the cunt’s name was presumably used ‘lej’ as shorthand for legend.

        That’s my interpretation anyways. I’m not exacly ‘home with the downies’ these days…. 😄

  9. Trump will inevitably cause global outrage.

    He is the big swinging dick of the worlds most powerful country.

    Blowing up narco-terrorists in the Caribbean. ICE agents detaining and deporting illegal immos. Not giving a fuck about COP30 eco bollocks. Telling Zelenskyy he was an ungrateful grifting little tramp. All caused ‘global outrage’.

    That’s just this year. His back catalogue could fill a book.

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      • This is actually a very good idea.

        Sell all of the PEDL blocks in the north sea to America and then watch crazy Ed’s face as Trump ships the LNG out of our waters and sells it in Norway, where we then pay double the price to buy our own gas back, with Labour getting no revenue from the insane 78% green tax bullshit imposed on British companies operating in the north sea.

        The Labour front bench will be puce with rage once they find out how they have just tripped up over their own collective dick.

  10. I was outraged, they should have let the little mong go ashore in Gaza, that would have been hilarious.

    I would like have her for a few days, see how much jizz I can splurge into/over her

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  11. It starts from the bottom up. I recall a headline in a local newspaper a couple of decades ago ‘Vandals Wreck School Classrooms’ Parents were apparently outraged that such a thing could happen in small town Britain. However, when the reader got past the headline and read the story, it seems that vandals had forced a couple of classroom doors, knocked over a few desks and written some rude words of the board. Hardly a mass destruction event. The perps were probably a couple of glue sniffing pupils.

    Of course the above attention grabbing shit was the first rung on the ladder. Nowadays the event would probably constitute some sort of holocaust.

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  13. Everyone knows this mong is a puppet.
    Greta is funded by and scripted by rich backers.

    It was quite a canny idea. They must have thought ‘That’ll be a novelty. Being lectured by a retarded gargoyle’.

    Also, they chose her because people will be reluctant to question or criticise a juvenile mong.

    Anyone who thinks Greta is a genuine case and on the level is a cunt. This pontificating spaz is one of the most staged, calculated, cynical and manufactured stunts in history.

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    • Going by the mush on its sister, I would say you’re right.

      Give it a couple of years and she’ll be getting her pendulous udders and pale, fat, flabby arse out on Only fans for Ahmed and Mohammed to wank themselves unconscious over, for the princely sum of 10 Swedish kroner.

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      • Even better, in “Swish” – the caning magazine for strict disciplinarians (available for £10.99 a copy from Boggs Publications (Sweden) Limited -sent in a plain sealed envelope), you could see headmaster Kweer Starmer, naked except for his mortar board and glasses, with a naked Greta over his knee receiving six of the best. Lining up naked Lisa Nandy and Lucy Powell awaiting “correction”. It’s in the autumn issue “Randy Times At St. Tony’s”. Full colour of course, “Sir” wishes to make it crystal clear that he is laser focussed on discipline.

  15. By the same account, no doubt there is global outrage at the sight and sound of the stupid, backward, ugly little doom goblin. It’s just not reported because it doesn’t fit the desired narrative.

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    • “It’s apparent the people who did this are fully into the rituals of Bonfire Night, but totally unaware of the significance of the Memorial and of the park itself”

      I beg to fucking differ, whatever naive cunt wrote that. This was an on-purpose act of 🖕. It’s a wonder the thing wasn’t smashed to bits instead, by a stolen digger or group of stolen diggers.

      Rhyming slang?, sez you.

      Oh, no …I don’t know what rhyming slang IS, don’t you know? ..

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  17. Global outrage!

    More like Global muttering.

    1, I was hoping that they would torpedo the cunts!

    Didn’t happen!

    2, Let the bitch land with her band of benders and be massacred by the locals!

    That didn’t happen either,

    No they fucking caught her and put her back in her play pen.

    Outrage No, but I was very disappointed at the outcome.

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  18. What a lot of these cunts confuse with global outrage is just social media hyperbole. Other people who think like them being outraged at something that doesn’t affect the vast, vast majority of the rest of the world. M’tembe isn’t going to care about Gaza nor will a Peruvian potato farmer give two fucks about George Floyd.

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  19. Hahaha 😁
    Pinned him down and tattooed pussy on his forehead.
    Hehehe

    And people say comedy is dead.

    Well done kids, rather have them running amok with a tattoo gun than sat in front of a computer.

    Besides its Thailand.
    Who gives a fuck?
    All either ladyboys, monks, or kiddydiddlers.

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      • The nom is the frequent use of ‘global outrage’ ..

        Greta & co’s stunt was an example ..

        ‘Global outrage over tattoo bullies’ was the original headline the Sun ran with.

      • Aaah, with ya.
        Global outrage about some fuckin thai cunt getting tattooed?!!

        Doubtful.

        Most people will find it amusing like i did.
        Global outrage my arse.

      • ’tis clickbait, pure and simple. Dilutes the phrase every time it’s invoked, though.

        Got ME to click, even, that day ’bout Lil’ Pussy… but it backfired on ’em in this case….

        ‘cos it got them cunted!
        😄

        (Sort of).

      • IN my own fucking defence, there ^ .. the use of ‘global outrage’ in that sun link originally didn’t ‘catch me out’ …

        I saw it and thought what the fuck cunt shit bollocks are they elevating to the Nth degree now, the cunts? … I suppose it worked either way, in it’s purpose as a clickwhoring entity whores any hint of journalistic integrity out ; every click being a miniscule fraction of a penny to them, via their ‘1538 partners’.

        Wow .. must’ve cost time and effort to vet 1538 ‘trusted’ business partners before exposing your readers to them, what what?

        Yeah, right!

      • Hehe, i had my self made tattoo covered over by a cross of St George and the word ENGLAND by daft Barry when i was 14 Geordie.

        Managed to hide it from my mam and dad for a few months.
        Till i fell through a toilet block roof on a school holiday in
        Anglesey.
        I was rushed off sparko on a stretcher to hospital.

        When my mam an dad visited they saw the tattoo an my mam went apeshit😁

        If the nurses hadn’t been there id of got a right panelling.

  25. BTW, I’ve got a new ‘ to me ‘ phone, but it doesn’t seem to have carried my very favourite Icelandic ladies rock group song over.
    Nor has it done the sheepdogs at Christmas ( oops, Festive ) time.

    Anyone?

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  26. In a bout of inspiration I put ‘global outrage headlines’ into the google to see what global outrage might be passing me by this day…

    Y’d think aljazeera were sponsored in the use of it … 5 dead muslim journalists none of us even heard about, much less gave a shit? – ‘global outrage’, for example .. and they’re not exactly behind the door using ‘global condemnation’ (without asking ME or anyone I know) a fair bit as well…

    There is no such thing as global outrage, on reflection. Everything is too fragmented and self-interest rules in every situation, across nations, across colour, across goddamn fucking religion, across the globe.

    What outrages one group the other group doesn’t give a fuck about. DOES whatever it us, probably. And so on.

    Just far too many cunts. It’s what most problems boil down to, really …

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