Chancellors and the Red Briefcase

A budget-conscious cunting for the Chancellor’s red briefcase.

Every smarmy Chancellor stands there outside #11, holding out the briefcase, performatively containing yet another stitch-up of English tax payers. But (adopting my Points Of View voice) why-oh-why do they all have to look so fucking smug about it?

Why can’t they look contrite? Embarrassed? Ashamed?

They fucking well should do, all of them, the miserable traitors.
With the upcoming budget (Torsten Bell and his communist cronies, not Rachael Reeves; she’s just the mouthpiece) Reeves will stand there like a cunt, looking smug despite knowing she’ll be replaced by New Year.

Does she or Jeremy Hunt have a more punchable face?

Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine

88 thoughts on “Chancellors and the Red Briefcase”

Another person said that Rachel gave him the horn.
It was in his last letter from Broadmoor.

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Sam Beau on November 28, 2025 at 6:42 pm said:

Panties.
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- Jack The Cunter on November 28, 2025 at 9:01 pm said:
  
  Smell.
  
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I’ve been having to fill out the reply section with my name and email address each time I’ve sent comments for the past few days. I replied to the administrator’s and haven’t heard anything yet. Have any of you fellow cunters experienced this and had it sorted. I have added the all important tick.

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CuntyMort on November 28, 2025 at 8:39 pm said:

Have you ticked the little box at the bottom of the reply box? It says save your name, email and website. HTH

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- Sammy Scheidt on November 28, 2025 at 9:11 pm said:
  
  Just got back Mort. I’m still having to do the entire rigmarole to reply to you. I did say I’d added the tick at the end of my previous message. I’ll just have to wait and see.
  
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Because this was a budget hallelujah for workshy cunts and bearded, invading Illegal cunts planning their next rape, I’d like to use that red briefcase for violent purposes.

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