BBC (143)

The BBC news homepage fast becoming the OK magazine of news reporting. Amongst a load of shite found towards the lower part of the BBC news home page was this:

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Basically ‘Fat, gormless cunt only famous for eating himself into an early grave admits to Austrailan customs he has publicity work to do whilst there and only has a holiday visa, so is kicked out’

This consitutes ‘educate, inform and entertain’ nowadays on the BBC.

I’ve seen a few of his videos pop up on instagram, which just show him eating a ridiculous amount of shite fast food…for no other reason that paid likes or cliks. There is not more context than that…he isn’t a food reviewer, just a fat gluttonous cunt, who uses ‘bosh’ as a catchphrase.

That’s bad enough, but who the fuck would wish to go and see him on some sort of ‘world tour’ He can barely talk, so what’s he going to do- eat shite in front of you?

This line from the BBC article really sums up how crap the UK is now ‘Famous for his love of Chinese takeaway and signature catchphrase “bosh”‘ Really, BBC famous…for that, are you sure. Is that what constitutes fame nowadays. Have we got so low that watching a fat bloke murmuring words eating far too much for his health ‘famous’ And to think, the BBC are giving him a platform for this bollocks?

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

65 thoughts on “BBC (143)

  1. Imagine being the poor bugger who’s wound up having to sit next to this tub of lard on a long-haul flight?
    If he doesn’t start off stinking to high heaven, he will after a few hours.
    Obese pieces of shit should not be allowed to fly. There should be cutouts of several different heights but a very limited width and you have to pass through an appropriately tall one to be allowed on the plane.
    Obese people are vile. You get one body and it’s your responsibility to keep it at least reasonably healthy and these cunts, rather than be thankful they weren’t born with Spina Biffida or something, just abuse their God-given form with their pathetic weakness and selfishness.
    What was the cunting about again? Oh yeah, the Beeb.
    Fuck them for nearly the 150th time!

    • I occasionally watch the ‘Beard Meats Food’ channel on YouTube. He is a competitive food eater and does eating tours around the UK and US and is also a qualified personal trainer and looks in good shape proving you don’t need to be a fat bastard, just disciplined.

      Bosh.

      Morning Cunt Engine/all.

      Ps..if you could do a food challenge what would it be?

      • Hmmm…trying to last more than 20 seconds whilst eating out Sydney Sweeney?
        Tbh, I only eat once a day, so my stomach capacity is limited at best.
        How about yourself, LL?

      • I also eat only one small meal a day. The fruit prior to it, doesn’t count to my mind.

      • I think it would be one of those mega full English brekkies, Cunt Engine, no foreign rubbish like hash browns though!

      • I have always had a healthy appetite even when I was a nipper.

        5,9′ and never more than 12st, job keeps me pretty athletic so no need for the gym.

      • I sometimes watch ‘Katina eats kilos’, Slim little thing but do often wonder about the state of her ringpiece.

  2. Hey guess what fatfuck, you need a work visa to work abroad.

    If you had a cerebral cortex between your ears instead of half a ton of shit you’d have known that.

    • When anyone is in a financial mess one of the first things to do is to try and sell any assets. Rachel from complaints has made such a fuck-up that she should be looking at what she could sell to raise a few quid. Her eyes should alight on the BBCunts.

      Good Morning Arfur, good Morning everyone.

  3. When the fat cunt is flown home, put him in the cargo area and make sure he doesn’t have any After Eight Mints on his person.

  4. The beeb,labour and the left has been using this white lammy as a poster boy for why immigration is marvellous.

    Hundreds of thousands of white girls raped by Pàkis small price to pay for this fantastic curry,Bosh.
    Another citizen stabbed to death by a porch monkey, this jerk chicken is delicious,Bosh.

    Another morbidly obese cunt clogging up the NHS.. Bosh.

  5. Big John,big joohhnn,big fat John ooohh 🎵…. seriously does anything surprise anyone today FFS,some obese glutton eats humongous amounts of 💩 and finds himself with humongous amounts of followers on soooshal media platforms with tours overseas involved 😂…I wonder if his boxer son uses him as the punch bag in his sparring sessions…’fucking hell son that was below the belt aaah’….’its bosh dad,bosh 🥊

  6. The greedy cunt will be dead soon.

    Either a heart attack or cancer from the humongous amount of fast food.

    Good!

    Good morning everyone!

    • Catchphrases can go 2ways.
      They either take hold and people repeat them in pubs, workplaces or school playgrounds.

      Or fall flat on their arse and just be a source of embarrassed looks.
      Johns ‘BOSH!!’ falls in the latter camp.

      Akin to master of swimming pool highjinks Michael Barrymores ‘olwight?!’

      Try harder Big John.

      • Ps
        The filthy cunt eats chinese food.
        Fuck that.
        You put that shite in front of me youd be wearing it.

        He needs a nosebag,
        Or a trough,
        Then hosepipe him down once hes finished.

        Appalling.

      • Chinese food is the best MNC.
        Tasty and healthy.

        One of the few types of food that I can eat when we go out.
        Without rice and noodles obviously, and nothing deep fried or sweet & sour.

        We had a delicious Chinese meal last night.

        Without chopsticks.
        They are for cunts.

        Bosh.

      • Sorry Artie,
        But English food is the best on earth.
        Specifically a roast beef dinner of which i will be indulging in today.
        Washed down with the landlords best bitter.

        I never got the taste for pangolin, bats wings and next doors missing tabby in soy sauce.
        I despise the chinese
        As a people, their filthy habits,
        Disgusting food,
        Their taste for communism
        And fiendish Fu Manchu slyness.

        They are a form of locust.
        Yellow slitty eyed locusts.

        MNC
        Ambassador for UK – asian relations

      • English food.
        Steak and kidney pudding,
        Fish n chips
        Sunday roast
        Hot pot
        Beef stew
        You know, food fit for a Englishman

      • Stir fry Chris, amongst other things.
        It’s cooked so quick that it’s fine for a diabetic.

        Chinese restaurants give me a lot of choices.

        Last night I had some aromatic chicken with Szechuan vegetables.

        Bosh.

  7. The vermin at Our BBC always highlight “stories” like this in a desperate and hopeless attempt to be fashionable with the yoof.

    They might as well print a story about a fat cunt doing fuck all of note,everything else they touch is full of greasy wógs.

    Anyway the Aussies should have fed the mountain of lard to a crocodile or a tribe of drunken Abos could have had a giant BBQ with the land whale.

    Bosh indeed.

    Cunts.

    Good morning.

  8. The BBC push this worthless lardarse because he’s recently been on social media moaning about how the flags of our country are racist because it might upset the ch1nks and the w0gs who sell him gluttonous amounts of deep fried slop that he shoves down his throat. Imagine wanting your country overrun by foreigners because you want to eat facsimiles of their food.

    He actually thinks the ch1nk and w0g takeaway owners are his friends and respect him. Decades ago, I worked in a ch1nk takeaway and not only is their sense of hygiene disgusting, they think very little of their customers. They make their greasy slop but they certainly don’t and wouldn’t eat it themselves.

    ‘Oh but at least the ch1nks aren’t Moslem’ some will say. They’re some of the most ethnocentric and nepotistic people you will find. The ones I worked for got away with evading tax (I reported them but nothing was done of course) and made so much of a killing that they had their kids privately educated and lived in a huge house.

    Every time you give foreigners money, you’re justifying their being here, encouraging more of them and contributing to our being dispossessed of our homeland.

  9. The last few days it has been all about that fat ugly poof Alan Carr – not that they are alone as the press have been as bad. If he farts the Daily Mail run a feature on it. It seems he did an Owen Jones and fought off an attack on a friend (no doubt swinging his handbag). When that bender powders his nose the BBC are interested.

    • If Alan fucking Carr is all we have to look forward to I think it’s time for a trip to Dignitas.

      Better still a reality show where ‘celebs’ have trips to Dignitas and give heartwarming tales of their ‘journey’, I would have Alan Carr on the first flight, one way, no return needed 😂

  10. The BBC are without doubt an embarrassment to the country, a story about a fat cunt being refused entry to Australia is about as newsworthy as the fart I did this morning. The fart was my signature wake up fart I do every day.

    Some fat cunt who says bosh and eats Chinese shit is news, fuck me the fat tonged wanker Oliver will make a come back with pukka.

    How depressing 😂

  11. The BBC push this worthless lardarse because he’s recently been on social media moaning about how the flags of our country are racist because it might upset the chnks and the wögs who sell him gluttonous amounts of deep fried slop that he shoves down his throat. Imagine wanting your country overrun by foreigners because you want to eat facsimiles of their food.

    He actually thinks the chnk and wög takeaway owners are his friends and respect him. Decades ago, I worked in a chnk takeaway and not only is their sense of hygiene disgusting, they think very little of their customers. They make their greasy slop but they certainly don’t and wouldn’t eat it themselves.

    ‘Oh but at least the chnks aren’t Moslem’ some will say. They’re some of the most ethnocentric and nepotistic people you will find. The ones I worked for got away with evading tax (I reported them but nothing was done of course) and made so much of a killing that they had their kids privately educated and lived in a huge house.

    Every time you give foreigners money, you’re justifying their being here, encouraging more of them and contributing to our being dispossessed of our homeland.

  12. Meanwhile, the BBC is to apologise for “unintentionally” misleading viewers by deliberately editing Trump’s speech from Jan ‘21, splicing together two sections of a speech that were 50 minutes apart, with the result that he is portrayed as inciting his supporters to commit violent protest.

    The White House are saying what many of us have been saying here for a long time – that the BBC, in their words, is “a leftist propaganda machine”.

    Oh and the cunts are also being called out for clear anti-Israeli bias in their supposed impartial coverage of the war in Gaza.

    It is encouraging to also read this morning that an actuary who was hounded out of his job for making critical comments of Islam on X, and ordered to pay £23,000 in legal costs, has on appeal received the ruling that his views are protected by equality laws; furnishing the path for legal obstruction to the imposition of any Islamophobia laws.

    The creep of leftist ee-vil continues, impelled by organs such as the BBC, but the active opposition to this w1ckedness is growing too. Whether it will be enough to save our country and our culture remains to be seen.

    • Paving the way, not furnishing the path. Fuck knows where I pulled that expression from. A path would be fucking useless covered in beds and reclining chairs.

      • But conveniently comfortable if one need a rest,especially if very obese and full of Peking Duck,whatever that is.

    • The scandals just keep coming for this Beeb. The Trump tape doctoring is indefensible. This isn’t journalism,it’s propaganda, the BBC has TDS on steroids. I hope that Big Donny sues them into oblivion.

      And where’s our Culture Secretary in all this? Fucking nowhere to be seen as usual.

      The greatest favour that the BBC could do for the nation would be to die a messy death.

      Morning all.

  13. I suppose, for the BBC, it’s better to fill the pages with non stories featuring z list celebs than face the weeks current stories head on.
    Like the story of a certain media outlet doctoring speeches by the president of the United States, for example.
    Or serious accusations, backed up by credible evidence, that a certain media outlet cherry picks stories relating to Gaza/Israel to suit a pro Palestine agenda.
    Or perhaps they simply missed a similar tale, also backed up with credible evidence, of a certain media outlet displaying obvious bias with regards to reporting on climate change.
    The spineless, commie cunts!

  14. The wheels are falling off one by one.

    Doctor Whoke has already been put on ice (hopefully for good).
    And, NeverEnders will hopefully become DeadEnders very soon.

    They have no big hit comedy shows any more. Del Boy and his brother are long gone. And, they were so desperate for a seasonal ratings puller last year, they resurrected that human slug Corden and that fat taffy tart for a ‘last’ episode. Once the cream of sitcoms was there (Till Death Us Do Part, Steptoe and Son, Open All Hours, Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em, Fawlty Towers, Porridge, Dad’s Army, Only Fools and Horses, One Foot In The Grave and so on). In recent times, they have relied solely on a crappy Irish drag act and his horrible family (offscreen and on). A spectacular and self inflicted decline. The horses’s corpse that is Alan Partridge has just been flogged yet again by the corporation.

    What’s left? Claudia Winklecunt doing the lae Queen’s Speech at Christmas. The horrible bitch is in everything else on there.

    And, the BBC ‘News’ is a well known worldwide laughing stock. A plethora of freaks, famous for nothing nobodies, migrant/terrorist arselicking/excuse making, and telling blatant lies to the viewing public (the Trump thing).

  15. Some fat cunt caught with wrong type of visa and promptly returned, the only thing the BBC should be taking from this is how an effective border control works.

    • “Everyone responsible for that piece of blatant propagandising should get booted out of the fucking door.”

      That’d leave Sandra on reception and Agnes who makes the tea, Ron. They’d still oversee a far superior standard of output vs that which is emitted by the current hive of cunts.

      • Indeed Dave.

        This is THE question. Will anything actually change, or will the bias, distortion and the lies masquerading as impartial journalism just simply carry on as before?

        The BBC stinks like an Aussie outhouse in summer. It needs to be torn down.

        DEFUND THE BBC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • The problem is Ron that this government will fund it by stealth – they may well get rid of the licence fee, it would probably be a vote grabber for them, but they’ll just add a duty charge to your broadband instead and ensure this rotten organ is financed by even more secure means than is currently the case.

        As with many of the issues that are destroying this country, one might hope a Reform government would sort this situation out by forcing the bastards to become a commercial organisation that has to compete on quality of output. As previously discussed, they would disappear overnight in such circumstances, and with it a whole load of poisonous propaganda that is creating a direct threat to this country’s security.

    • It’s a couple of big beasts but the activists and DEI hires still infest the BBC to its core.

      They were out of control before and nothing will change unless these people are booted out.

      Gender ideology in kids programs will continue.

      Audience selection for political based studio audiences remains an open secret.

      Bias of comedians on the BBC will still be left leaning.

      The sneering at Trump, Reform or your granny will continue.

      The BBC sacrificed a couple of suits in an attempt to appease Trump (Good luck with that) but more importantly to them to try and salvage opinion at home.

      Hopefully this episode has woke a few more people up but reading comments online from people who are saying all the BBC did was make his intentions coherent make me fear not.

      The BBC thrived when there were no alternative sources of information, when they told you what to think whilst their employees ran through kids like a hot knife through butter.

      The BBC is state television, it’s no better than RT or Al Jizeera.

      Fuck em, I hope the CIA has a bundle of dirt that Trump drops live at the Whitehouse with BBC reporters in attendance.

  16. Davie should have resigned after the Huw Edwards scandal broke.

    It’s not before time.

    But, I dare say the Beeb will have some psychotic misandrist woman or demented treeswinger to fill the Director General’s seat.

  17. say what you like about the BBC, I hear that the celebrity traitors was some cracking little bit of telly.

    well, it’s mostly the BBC saying so on their website but if everyone is talking about it, that must make it news or something

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