A two cheeks on the same arsehole cunting for that gruesome twosome Prince Andrew and his chiselling frump of an ex-wife Sarah ‘Fergie’ Ferguson. Struth, where the fuck do you actually start with this pair of charmers?
Well, good ol’ ‘Air Miles’ Andy, huh? As arrogant, greedy, selfish, entitled, shifty a cunt as ever walked in this fair land. We’ve known about him for years of course, with all the seedy stories of his appalling and boorish manner, and his ‘contacts’ with various shady characters of dubious reputation from unsavoury regimes, often, it seems, with his mind firmly fixed on what was in it for him.
But what’s properly blown him out of the water has been the enduring scandal of his slimy relationship with the now conveniently deceased American billionaire p@edo Jeffrey Epstein. Andrew can duck and dive like Del Boy, he can try to fudge and dissemble about the extent of his involvement in this massive sex scandal, but the shit has stuck, and still more is coming his way. As I write, the latest from the dripping tap is that he ordered one his police bodyguards to try and dig up some muck on Virginia Guiffre, the woman he paid millions to for not having sex with, and who he claims never to have met.
Anyway, some damage limitation has finally been undetaken by the Palace, and his Dukeness will no longer be referred to as ‘Duke of York’. Yet even in agreeing to forego this and other titles, he still couldn’t help but lapse into his usual pompous and bombastic manner. He wrote in a statement ‘I have decided, as I always have, to put my duty to my family and my country first’. Wow, what a sack of pretentious, self-deluding shit. No wonder everybody loathes the cunt.
But what of his long-time partner in crime, the forever on the make grifter Fergie? She too has been someone that the rest of the royals must have longed to see the back of, from the notorious ‘toe-sucking’ sensation, to the scandal of being caught red-handed by journalists as she tried to peddle access to Andrew in return for shed loads of cash.
But just as in the case of her oaf of an ex-husband, what has really hung her out to dry is the unfolding drama of her involvement with Epstein. Ever more greedy for cash it seems, she apparently leeched off the disgraced billionaire for years as she ran up enormous bills, and even got her daughters involved. And just like the clod Andrew, she kept up her contact with Epstein after claiming that it had been broken off. Well, she can now forget the ‘Duchess’ title; it’s back to being plain old Sarah.
I suppose that the Palace must hope that this abandonment of the use of titles might draw some sort of line under this sorry saga, and that these two sleazebags might just fade quietly away. I think that they’ll hope in vain. The cat’s well and truly out of the bag now on this pair, and you can bet that the revelations are just going to keep on coming. This is simply too good, too juicy a story to go away. Maybe the graceless chancers could run, but they can’t hide.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Nice cunting RK…quite why people don’t openly refer to this anachronistic turd as a pædophile is beyond me…it’s as obvious as the nose on Suqdiq’s face.
Did Fergie hold Virginia Guiffre down whilst Andrew raped her?
Almost certainly.
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Thanks TCE.
It’s amazing how quickly things have moved on since I put this up, with the the Andrew formerly known as Prince now being fucked off to ‘exile’ at Sandringham, where he’ll now live a life of poverty. Not.
As for his scrounging cow of an ex-wife, it remains to be seen just how she’s going to maintain her lifestyle. A tell-all exposé for Netflix, or a ‘my royal secrets; the true shit on Charles and Diana’ book?
Watch this space, I suppose, because I reckon this one’s still got some distance to go.
Afternoon all.
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Fergie is so hot. Phwoar!!!
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You sicko, Twenty!
The only fit ginger in my opinion is the newly-single Isla Fisher.
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Or Mick Hucknall.
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Nah Thomas.
Top of the freckle fannies has got to be Charlie Dimmock.
She’d guzzle you dry.
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I’d imagine Dimmock’s charlies are now lower than the general public’s opinion of the Labour front bench, GT.
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I’m put off Isla Fisher by knowing that disgusting, talentless y1d has been screw1ng her. Revolting Shiksa.
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And Lucille Ball. Although she dyed it.
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I never understood why Lucille Ball was famous.
She always seemed pissed up to me.
Right fuckin nuisance.
Pisspot.
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I’d say Sharon Stone as ‘Ginger’ in Casino is at the top. Many are just ginger mingers anyway.
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He would have faired much better if he had stayed with Koo Stark. It had a lot to do with her involvement in a topless lesbian shower scene in some 1976 film, I cant see anything wrong with that, but he got a hard time over it. I bet he regrets letting that one go.
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The kids make Steven Hawkins look cute.
Truly grotesque.
And a warning to get your spunk tested.
Mencap.
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Actually just looked again.
Ones alright.
The other one looks like a horse screaming in pain.
More power to citizen Mountbatten for getting stuck into Fergies big red inflamed ginger clopper.
I though he only liked pre pubescent ones in Hello Kitty knickers
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I see the sins of the father are not to be visited on the children so his daughters, Princess Fiona and whatever the other one is called , get to keep their Royal style.
I bet that’s really going to chaff if he’s ever allowed to attend a State occasion again, although other than the Kings funeral, I can’t imagine what, as he’ll have to give precedence to the girls.
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Loony types are usually phenomenal in the sack.🤪😜🤪🤪😜
Just don’t nod off after the act.
Or you could end up with your head being worn as a hat, while they do the hoovering .
Hehehehehe 😀
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They both look like the lights are on, but there’s nobody home.
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At least she seems to have stopped flashing her undies at the press. Unless you know any different (link?)
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She is the sort of whore that you can imagine Sid James in “Carry On Henry” encountering:
“men pay handsomely for my favours”
when Sid says he only has two bob she replies “oh – I haven’t got any change”,
It’s the sort of scrubber you can imagine David Beckham marrying, and the sort of tart Stacey Solomon aspires to be.
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In the good old days he would have been sent to the tower and found dead in mysterious circumstances.
Fergie was and is a professional Trollop.
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The royal family are people who, from birth, have had everything done for them and have never had to worry about anything. Their lives are blissful dreams where every day they are obsequiously told by sycophants that they are brilliant and deserve all of their privilege.
It is no wonder that inbred creatures like Andrew exist. People who actually believe that they deserve their lives of sheer luxury and all the disgusting, perverted perquisites that come with it.
The real fools are the millions in the general public who actually worship these people.
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I wonder how many girls got dumped in the sea, wearing concrete wellies ?
I also wonder if Andrew’s offspring were offered huge sums for sexual favours by that odious creature, Epstein.
Wondering even further….. Whose names have been blacked out on those flight manifests ?
I’m amazed Maxwell is still alive.
Perhaps she has some damning evidence in a safe deposit box and a solicitor with instructions and a key, should she unexpectedly expire.
Swamp monsters.
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A few people have made the interesting observation about who’s been actually copping the flak so far in this scandal;
Maxwell; the only one actually behind bars. British.
Andy boy and Fergie; British.
Scandelson; British.
A strange absence of rich and powerful Yanks out in the glare so far. Funny that.
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When you see the unredacted flight manifests, there are plenty of well known names on there.
Tony Blair
Donny Tango
captain’s of industry
major political figures.
Epstein had dirt on them all.
Maxwell will be out in no time and will be kept at arms length for a bit, before being accepted (privately) back into high society.
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I read that the residents of Sandringham have been very vocal about his relocation to a private property there.
” Why us? We don’t want him. Can he emigrate to America? ” they are reported to have said.
What’s really hilarious is that the Kings largesse in privately funding Mountbatten -Windsocks new gaff, is that it doesn’t include Sarah.
I’d love to know how she’s referring to herself, now. Anyone know?
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I think the US is the last place Mr Windsor will think of going, as he’s likely to be invited over by the Feds for a quiet little chat about a few things.
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The whole lot of them are a feudal relic. I am closer related to the Tudors than these German cunts.
The honours system etc is used to draw in arselickers and prop the fuckers up in their luxury. At our expense.
Vermin.
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Three words on the honours system CC;
Lady Victoria Beckham.
Enough said.
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Sick bucket at the ready…🤮
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15263131/Sir-David-Beckham-Victoria-knighthood.html
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The royal family are people who, from birth, have had everything done for them and have never had to worry about anything. Their lives are blissful dreams where every day they are obsequiously told by sycophants that they are brilliant and deserve all of their privilege.
It is no wonder that inbred creatures like Andrew exist. People who actually believe that they deserve their lives of sheer luxury and all the disgusting, degenerate perquisites that come with it.
The real fools are the millions in the general public who actually worship these people
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Citizen Mountbatten isnt just a chicken plucker.
And a candidate for worlds worst babysitter.
He eats at Pizza hut.
The no class cunt.
Bet he ate nothing but pepperoni stuffed crust on Epstein island
While sat watching st Trinians and choking his weazel.
I wouldn’t be seen dead in fuckin pizza hut.
Wonder if hes pawned his medals in Cash Converters yet?
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In his defence mis, it was Pizza Express. Give the poor man SOME credit😂😂😂😂
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Pizza express?
By royal appointment.
Fuck me.
The cunts one step away from eating a baked potato in a wheelie bin.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/DQDDtKLEv6R/?igsh=MTZ3M3RqcmZxNXB0dw==
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Jesus H Christ, her picture on the mantle piece would keep the kids away from the fire..🤮
https://www.google.com/search?vsrid=CKaZ0Z71kuz_MxACGAEiJDRjMjE4OGU1LThhZTEtNDFmMC05MTY0LTE1MmU2NjVkOTkyMDIGIgJyZCgROLyB69DY3ZAD&vsint=CAIqDAoCCAcSAggKGAEgATojChYNAAAAPxUAAAA_HQAAgD8lAACAPzABEMAEGIkDJQAAgD8&udm=26&lns_mode=un&source=lns.web.gisivli&vsdim=576,393&gsessionid=r-OyPsynq88JbmmlOcK3WjwhkFvgFUBUD1u3Y8HY2h5HltNr9Lez-g&lsessionid=L30CP_5gNvGW7l15rIgdvAK3ua_oKj6oCjBvFxsScFvnjcQ_3e72WQ&lns_surface=19&authuser=0&qsubts=1762437852767&biw=411&bih=815&ved=2ahUKEwjC1K3A2N2QAxWkVkEAHcYvJHcQh6cGegUI2AMQHA&tbnid=Wi_y2wwq7BVJyM&ictx=2
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The American whore was above the age of consent for fucks sake.
She looked fucking happy as Larry in that photo.
Still after the school bus gave her fatal injuries, there wasn’t a mark on it, I couldn’t care less.
All lying bastards.
Fuck em, fuck em all.
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A point that has somehow become lost in the virtue signallers stampede, Mr Bastard. She was also an importuner for the Epstein cunt, it seems.
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Yes, more than happy to invite her teenage pals over for a good time on to Epstein Island. Dirty cow.
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Although he’s an entitled cunt and likely a peedough there was talk of the Muslim King Charles snatching the Falkland War medals off him as well,to complete his disgrace..
An almighty cunt he certainly is but he served as a Co pilot in Sea King helicopters in that conflict and put his life on the line,so his medals for serving should be sacrosanct.
Other than that,the royal family is an unaffordable luxury this country would be well rid of.
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Perhaps they could share “accommodation” with this fucking cunt..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2lxm71r7lo
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Yes but, as with many royals shoehorned into very expensive training then cushy military jobs, was any one of them there on merit, would they have been rejected by the officer selection board as soon as they opened their gormless mouths and started speaking in chinless wonder without substance?
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His sea king was on the Hermes, I have it on good authority there was more chance of being killed by the argies in fucking Oldham than on the carrier…!
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I’ve no doubt that the royal paedo will be happy as a pig in shit when he relocates here :
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15212097/Prince-Andrew-secret-palace-UAE-Abu-Dhabi.html
Lot’s of little phillipinoes to shag, like Gary Glitter..!
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Oi!
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Something just doesn’t sit right with this pair of cunts.
If your missus was splashed across the front page of every tabloid on the planet, getting her toes sucked by some slaphead yank. What would your reaction be?
1. All of her shit has been unceremoniously slung out of a top floor window for her to collect off the front lawn.
or
2. Declare that you’re still best friends and live together in a taxpayer funded manor house, while very rich friends pick up the endless tab for her living expenses?
Something doesn’t smell right. She knew all along and was party to it.
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Introduce these mongs to Madame Guillotine
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Get rid of Royalty and the Government and have a Dictator that believes in the majority of the population who want Great Britain back. I know its easily said and done, but it sounds nice.
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My fellow cunters, do enjoy this slice of genius:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG1JJq_n8TY&list=RDzG1JJq_n8TY&start_radio=1
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Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the name, Mountbatten, has been chosen as part of Andrew’s new moniker?
The late Lord Louis himself is currently the subject, and has been for many years, of allegations relating to interfering with young Irish boys.
Surely Charles must be aware.
Maybe it’s his famous sense of humour coming into play.
Whatever. It seems we’ve now got one old fiddler named after another old fiddler (allegedly).
Dirty buggers.
It must be all that Germanic interbreeding.
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Name – Andrew Mountbatten windsor
Occupation – prince of the realm
Dislikes- media
Brothers
The over 16s
Cold pizza
Likes
Pizza
St Trinians
Scowling for photos
Hanging out on the park
Jeffery Epstein
Achievments- born into royalty
Marital status- laptop
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Name-Sarah Ferguson
Occupation – parasite
Achievements- getting pregnant
Dislikes
Paying
Media
The working class
Any which way but loose jokes
Likes
Freebies
Publicity
Holidays
Other people’s homes
Turning a blind eye
Jeffrey Epstein
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It ain’t going away Andy;
https://news.sky.com/story/andrew-mountbatten-windsor-summoned-to-us-to-explain-epstein-links-13464390
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The Lord Mountbatten jigsaw doesn’t take long. Once you open the box you find it complete. Then you are told to boot it in the air into tiny pieces.
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Lord mountbatten was a relative of Andy Windsor.
Although they had nothing in common.
Andy likes little girls
Mountbatten liked little boys.
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Anyone taking bets on an unfortunate hunting accident, either horse or gun related?
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You’ll have to give Charles the details of your Mossad contacts, JP.
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If I was the parasite ex prince I most certainly would stay away from French road tunnels and white fiat uno’s.
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O/T Its about to kick off in that famous Joo free zone, Aston. Of course, they had to let the Jooish players in.
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