Now I would never want to go to Türkiye myself (or Morocco) but some people do like to dabble.
When planning your trips (presuming that you are going un armed) its worth checking the value of human life at your destination and you should have a good idea what to expect if you get in the shit.
So a few reviews of this beauty.
It seems to be a drop em and drown them ship, inadequate facilities for exiting the water and no first aid trained staff, the reviews say it all. As this chap found out (Now immortalised on the pages of trip adviser).
Now that’s a world of cunty ness!
Nominated by: Lord benny
Anyway through yankie biscuits ?
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Looking between the cracks, it could’ve been crabs.
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It sounds like a authentic pirate ship, a crew member croaks.. back to drinking and plundering me heartys.
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I wouldnt go to fuckin Turkey if you paid me.
Or morroco.
Its full of cunts.
Although i look dashing in a fez.
Anyone who goes these islamic countries and gets food poisoning, sexually assaulted or robbed?.. No sympathy.
Save yourself a grand and visit Rochdale.
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You mean, just like that ?
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Morning MNC, how’s tricks?
I’ve been to both Morocco (mostly shit) and Turkey and Turkey was a really quality resort and rather nice.
And the Turks I met were obviously cunty, being muzfilth, but they were a lot less cunty than mużrats in this country.
Muźzıes in this country all ought to be shot dead.
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Morning Thomas,
I’ve not been either perish the thought.
If i wanted to be sweating in humid heat surrounded by saracen types i can always go stand in a kebab shop in stockport for 15mins.
What was you there for?
Billy Hayes getting out of prison party?
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Disgusting.
The Captain should have been made to walk the plank.
And his parrot.
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Quite right, GT.
They`ll steal all your traveller’s doubloons and rape your pieces of eights, too.
Turkish delight? – Turkish shite, more like.
🦜🏴☠️
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I bet there’s a lovely set of teeth on the Skull and Crossbones. Cheap too,
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.shutterstock.com%2Fsearch%2Fskulls-simple&psig=AOvVaw35bnQgOL2-4rqhzw4VfqkV&ust=1761374596295000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBYQjRxqFwoTCMCP9O2dvJADFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ
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What do the Turks know about sailing? give me our salty dogs and own 🏴☠️ blaggards anyday…and foam 🥳 are for Ibiza and Fatboy slims crowd…I wear my sunglasses at night 🎶
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Reading the article. Once the poor bloke had been confirmed dead and the police came to remove the body, only two relatives accompanied him off the boat.
Where were the rest of the family? Did they carry on drinking and partying?
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Waste of money not to.
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I hear Rodney is looking into purchasing the big kral legend, as the border farce boats don’t have the capacity for in the dinghy filth massing in France..
Still in other news.. marvellous.
https://x.com/BBCWorld/status/1981249789338493246?t=PdTnWChEIRpUn64B6t9YLg&s=19
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I’ve unfortunately visited both North Africa and Turkey..
These countries are thoroughly infested with cutthroats and sodomītes.
That’s just the “tour guides”..
Anyone boarding any sort of vessel in these lands is literally dicing with death,much the same as using a taxi in Oldham.
Cunts.
Good morning.
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Another Muslim Shithole, like Britain only sunny..!
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I like turkish delight( aborted jelly babies)
Fezs and slippers with curly toes,
But dont like turks.
Itd be bazaar to go on holiday there.
They have a king in exile Bernard Matthews who is also monarch of Norfolk.
The people of Norfolk have 6 fingers on each hand due to evolution as its better for strangling turkeys.
If you go to Turkey and are one of those grovelling cunts who wants to ingratiate themselves with the locals,
Then the turkish greeting is
“gobble gobble”.
Same in Norfolk.
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