Swan Killers

are cunts, aren’t they?

What kind of peasant breaks the law to kill swans? Well, whenever one reads these accounts, the same old izlam names appear.

Some pretend this isn’t happening. Is that like the muslamic grooming gangs that didn’t happen? What a coincidence; it’s the same stinky rodents.

We have immigrants in this country who blatantly flount the laws. They know it’s illegal, but they enjoy destroying our beautiful animals. Nasty, feral, shitting-in-the-street, bird-grilling cunts. These parasitic animals should be in cages, and I’m not talking about the swans.

What next to go missing in your neighbourhood? Ducks? Horses? Cats? Dogs?

Enjoy your kebab. Extra sauce.

bbcnews

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

49 thoughts on “Swan Killers

    • Ps
      Vietnamese cunts coming over here now?!!!

      Those little pissflap eyed gooks will eat cats, dogs, racing pigeons, goldfish,
      Anything really.

      Ive seen them out shopping in Petsathome.

      • They’re imported to grow weed.

        They’re very good at it.

        What were the they shopping for Mis?

        Big bags of compost, Coco coir, phosphoric acid?

  1. The length the main stream media and all-sorted politician cunts went to discredit the story.. this story was from years ago, blah,blah,blah.

    Then got ratiod on social media by countless videos of third worlders with seagulls and pigeons..

    These cunts will turn a blind eye to everything, just so not be proved wrong about multiculturalism..
    I hope a seagull pecks your eye out..

  2. Although I have never eaten a swan, a guy who has (legally) told me that the meat is black and not very appealing.

    When most of the swans have gone someone will try to convince you that it’s all down to climate change.

    Egrets are very good to eat and before you ask……..

    Egrets… I’ve had a few……

  3. That news report must be for a different nomination.

    Anyway, sorry to say it but I don’t like swans. They’re aggressive cunts.
    I wonder what they taste like.
    I suppose I’ll have to ask Johnny Jihad.
    Or the King.

  4. To be honest its a culture thing.
    Most of the western world can not make the connection between the food wrapped in cling film on a polystyrene plate, and that loveable furry fellow in the field over there.
    So coming here and finding various food sources walking round without a care in the world is just +++, so free money and free food!

    Perhaps we should review oversees education spending? it doesn’t seem to be working, or maybe the education of those allowing entry to this riff raff.

  5. Mrs Twenty and I saw an immie family fishing for carp in the moat around Rosenborg Castle in King’s Garden, Copenhagen. It is not just here that the locusts have descended. I think the whole of civilised Europe is sick of t. Cunts like Too Kweer and Von der Layme may have their thumbs in the metaphorical dyke, but the tide is inexorably rising and they will inevitably be swept away.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • They not the brightest if they’re fishing in the most. it’s full of duck and goose shit.

      Personally I prefer fishing in Roskilde fjord, Isefjord, Hornbæk and Drøsselbjerg.

      Nice fresh skate and cod. From the sea to the dinner table in under two hours.

      it doesn’t get much cleaner and fresher than that.

      • Strangely enough I had the experience of my late white Greyhound, (Magnificent beast he was, although with the brain of a chicken) stepping off a jetty onto a duck weed covered lake.
        It was at that point that we discovered that said lake was a 40/60% duck shit mix and I retrieved said hound promptly from the mix to discover he was now black😢 and rather smelly.

  6. Arrest the culprits and feed them to the swans. If you’ve ever tried feeding these wonderful white species, I was glad to get out alive.

  7. If you went to india and started cattle rustling for a BBQ,
    Youd probably get strung up by a mob of enraged hindus.

    These asylum scum have no respect for us,
    Our culture and customs.
    They think its a trolley dash through our society.
    Cheeky cunts.

    • I think the problem lays in the fact, that as a nation we have been indoctrinated with and have accepted the fact that violence is not the answer.

      Now if the government were to practice what it preaches, then they would disband the armed forces, well they haven’t so obviously they know that’s a load of old cobbler’s.

      Nothing a quick slap round the face would not cure, and failing that a good kick in the bollocks and a few broken limbs to follow, that would sort them out.

      • Agree m’lord as all the bloody wars that we have won involved some level of violence. Never understood this “Violence solves nothing” bollocks, from, what I’ve seen it nearly always does.

  8. Aggressive,nasty,wild….not the swans but the subhuman 💩that are taking the saying of ‘you’ve cooked your goose’ way over the top 😩….all of western Europe is in the grip of an invasion that’s coming to the boil, and unless it does a 💯% U-turn the continent will be lost … unfortunately the enemy is being aided and helped by another army of stupid and naive liberal traitors who seemingly can’t stand their own skin or country….look mbeke der iz da big bird for da pot 🦢

  9. On their next Swan Upping, they should attach some poisonous substance to the swans that only effects the foreign cunts that try to steal them.

    We want to still be able to visit our ponds, watching the cygnets following their mothers. I used to love watching them on Hampstead Heath when living in London.

  10. Maybe it’s just a coincidence but an alarming number of ‘missing cat’ posters have appeared on lamp-posts around our way in recent years.

    ‘Please check your garden shed for Tibby’ sort of thing.

    More like check your carry out, I reckon.

    Morning all.

    • Indeed Ron.

      The good old domestic/feral tabby.

      The pet of choice for the fat lethargic unemployed chav bint, the peaceful or the fruity gentleman.

      If the slack jawed masses end up unwittingly eating their own cats via a Deliveroo from Ali’s Kebabs whilst watching Netflix then that’s some cultural enrichment right there.

      Keep the cunting things indoors where the belong and Mohammed, Mohammed and Amir won’t be able to nick em and cook em.

  11. The beautiful majestic swan has lived alongside the ethnic English folk in relative safety and security for centuries.

    The poor fuckers have almost become tame such is the perceived lack of threat from humans (white humans that is)

    Swans need to become racist and they’ll be just fine.

    If a swan spots a swarthy puffer jacket and track suit bottoms wearing cunt with what looks like black broccoli for a haircut, then it should immediately attempt to break the rotten vermin’s arms and legs with one flap of its massive wings.

    # make swans racist again

  12. I had cause to visit a wildlife sanctuary in 2010 that specialised in helping wounded birds. They had 3 resident swans that had been through broken-wing scenarios that were ‘retired’ to the place for their own safety to live out their lives.

    Through normalisation of being around the couple that ran the place, the swans had become as tame as – well – pet ‘yard’ ducks… independent but not afraid to approach a human visitor.

    I have had muscovy ducks myself, which have individual personalities – the pickpocket being an example – the swans, once not afraid, were increfible up close.

    If I were near water that a poacher entered after a swan, and both were in trouble, .. I know which creature I would try to rescue and I know which cunt I’d let drown. If I had the opportunity to help the (sub)human afterwards, I simply wouldn’t…

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