Maidstone Borough Council is made up of an unholy coalition of the ‘Green and Independence Alliance’ and the Limp Dumbs, all led by councillor Stuart Jeffrey. There must be no potholes to fix in the Maidstone area or litter and fly tipping to be cleaned up and no headaches over funding for social care, transport and housing.
I say this because Stu and the gang do have time to write to Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood demanding legislation is introduced to grant a general pardon for women executed under the Witchcraft Act including seven in Kent in 1652.
The women killed “remain victims of a huge injustice rooted in misogyny” said Jeffrey “and were persecuted due to their social status, gender, and perceived non-conformity”. Well it was the 17th century you fucking twat. They are taking admittedly backwards beliefs and viewing them though the lens of the 21st century. People also believed the Earth was flat and took mercury and hemlock to treat ills and people used to say “bless you” after sneezing believing it stopped the Devil entering your body through your mouth. Do you want to dig up the old bones of Witchfinder General Matthew Hopkins and stick him on trial too?
Finally the Home Secretary should have better things to do like stopping the never ending tide of Third World criminals and spongers invading us in their thousands every week. How about worrying about the women and girls at risk today and not ones from hundreds of years ago?
Maidstone Borough Council need a go on the ducking stool themselves.
A pox upon them all!
Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator
I beg your pardon ? You cheeky cunts !
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I’d like to say something witty, but I’ll settle for it’s high time to reopen asylums and pack them to the rafters with anyone who thinks even slightly Left. Civilisation doesn’t have a chance whilst they’re on the loose.
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Do these council folk have pet cats ?
Does their neighbours milk turn sour on a regular basis ?
Do they shy away from Rowan trees ?
Just as I thought 🤔
Witches ! 😲
Burn the fuckers at the stake 🔥🔥🔥
Good morning 👍
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What are they goings to say in the next 3 to 4 hundred years of today’s mess we’re in now. Only we know now. So, why don’t they begin cleaning up there mistake whilst they’re happening and the history will only be a blip on history.
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Time for Kent to appoint a twat finder general, round up all the Lib Dem, Labour and Green twats and start dipping the cunts in the Medway.
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How do they know she was innocent?
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I take it Maidstone Council have already declared a climate emergency and are now twiddling their thumbs trying to dream up another pointless exercise in self-righteousness. Emptying bins is so last century when you’ve got mankind to save from its own folly and the wrongs of history to put right.
Wikipedia tells me Maidstone played a pivotal role in the Peasants Revolt. Led by Far-Right thug Wat Tyler, whose real name was Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, the Green/Limp Dim coalition has had all reference to this shameful episode in Maidstone’s history removed from the town’s tourist literature.
And quite right too.
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As a Kentish man (North/West of the Medway) and therefore a descendant probably of a witch I demand that I be paid some Lenny Henry Compo for the wicked deeds done in the past.
What do you mean “Fuck off”? Is that all I’m getting?
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Don’t worry Pip, Magwitch will see you okay.
Btw, have you got your leg over Estella yet?
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A little ditty from my youth Triton referring to the folks on the other side of the river;
The Man of Kent,
Who stuck it up bent,
And instead of cumming, he went.
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Dually noted for future us against my pal from “the wrong side”. .thanks Arf.
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Before you know it these wankers will have appointed that serially aggrieved cunt Lenny ‘Laugh-a-Millenium’ Henry to claim billions in retrospective compensation for their descendants.
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Not if you is a white witch.
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Those gormless looking voodoo cunts all have white faces so why shouldn’t these cents from Kunt (apologies, Rev. Spooner) be included? I never hear whitey whingeing about cultural or racial appropriation by these half baked fuckers. Perhaps because the thick cunts haven’t got two pennies to rub together so any trumped up hurt feelings compo claim would get nowhere.
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Maidstone, so named because they used to stone maids there. So, they are all fucking Muslims then. Silly sausages.
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It’s hilarious until you consider that the ratepayers finance this shit.
You crazy bastards. Get a fucking grip!
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Maidstone council is only £65m in debt, so I’m sure the local tax payers will be thrilled by this news.
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I read somewhere that more and more women are voting Green. Wacky Zacky’s definitely on to something, such is the demand for a bigger rack.
Now which politician is going to promise me a bigger yogurt slinger?
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Each county to have its own wickerman squad, i would gladly pay for this spectator sport. I got tutted at yesterday on my dog walk with my faithful springer, a thick woman didnt like the cut of my jib when i said give me a boat with a machine gun and i will help with the dinghy raiders also sea mines wouldnt hurt. I said you want them to keep coming then do you? No comment. She was an ugly cunt aswell, not one of dorsets finest maids ooooarrr.
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https://youtu.be/on-y9Pv-CJA?si=ORKygm5HuzlGh0SJ
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All aboard the special bus.Bunch of mongs.
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