Lenny Henry isn’t funny, he isn’t a comedian, but he is a great big Cunt.
This man for whom Dawn French plays the part of person-of-colour [edit PT Admin] socket has jumped on the reparations bandwagon demanding that Great Britain pays reparations to the black population of this country.
He claims that [blacks] “personally deserve money for the effects of slavery”. I’d say that he and the BBC should pay the Anglo-Saxon natives of this country for having to endure his drivel masquerading as comedy. His impersonations of the magnificent David Bellamy were worse than being entombed in Katie Price’s fanny.
I’d say that the biggest mistake in history was the failure of the local lions to eat his ancestors.
Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt
Seconded by: Ron Knee
Someone will no doubt correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that Sir Lenworth of Henry was once charged with impersonating a comedian for financial gain, although the case never came to court. Well he’s always been as funny as a kidney stone, and he’s certainly not about to start getting any laughs now if his latest efforts are anything to go by.
Apparently the lad sees all the inequities and injustices which he perceives to have been heaped upon black people as ‘all being down to the transatlantic slave trade’. Consequently, he wants Britain to pay out a breath-taking £18 trillion in reparations to black people, ‘because we deserve it’.
Erm, no you don’t. The notion that cases full of money should be handed over by people who’ve never owned slaves to people who’ve never been slaves is simply ludicrous. On that basis, almost anybody anywhere could claim that they were due reparations because their forefathers were once held in bondage by somebody or other. Come on you Greeks and Italians and Moors and sub-Saharan Africans,
pony up and get the gravy train rolling.
Stop it already with the ridiculous assertions you twat. It’s as if you’re actually courting controversy for the publicity, like as though you’ve got a book to sell or something…
And a third by: Lord_of_the_Rings
Ron, just for my own edification, and those mathematically challenged amongst our ranks, I would just like to clarify the level of reparations that Loony Lenny is calling for :-
£18,000,000,000,000 (18 Trillion or 18 Thousand Billion) Pounds
That is just 0.4 Trillion shy of the combined GDP of UK, Germany, France, Italy and Japan (18.4 Trillion) – and a touch under Chinas 19.2 Trillion GDP.
Maybe Lenny can stick to being as funny as face Cancer and smelling of wee
With a final forth by: Paul Maskinback
My endorsement of Hard Brexit’s wonderful cunting of that simpering, thick as a castle-wall, irritating Brummie person-of-colour [edit PT Admin].
Firstly, where does this clueless, talentless, tinted cunt thinks £18 trillion is going to come from, given out free with buckets of KFC?
£18 trillion is a phenomenal amount of money and even if the government could raise it (which they probably couldn’t), hasn’t he given any thought that it will leave no money to run and maintain the UK, which would then turn into a lawless, wrecked, festering shithole? Perhaps that is his plan – make his fellow bunnies rich whilst they bask in reflection of the Congo-esque mess that they have made of this country.
And what about his ex, poor dawn-babes. She won’t have a spare couple of pound in her pockets to console herself with a bar or two of chocolate.
Fuck off Lenny, you bleck cunt and stick to bringing down ceilings in Premier Inn hotel rooms when you land your fat carcass on the bed in the room above.
Ignorant groid.
I used to sort of respect old style entertainers or sports people. Who had their bit of fame and fortune, but then they disappeared into retirement, counting their money, their blessings, and not making a tit of themselves.
Too many from the 60s and 70s to mention, and even a good few from the 80s.
What I do hate is this. Cunts who had more than enough coverage and stardom in their time, yet they still want it years (in some cases decades) later and they are like desperately sad turds who will not flush. And, the joke is, most of them never had any talent or charm to begin with. These include…
Beckham the Tattooed Freak and his wife Skellington Spice. Pair should be in a circus.
Kunty Perry. Still singing about ‘Teenage Dreams’ and how she ‘Kissed A Girl’ now she’s over 40?!
Katie Price. Famous for nothing then. Famous for nothing now.
Daniel Ratscock. Talentless beige nepo-brat. Still and always known as ‘being Harry Potter’, because that’s all he is good for (and he was shit at that). See also Emma Twatson and that other ginger fanny Grint.
Gary Neviile. Enough said. As Graeme Souness said ‘Gary is the gift that keeps on giving.’ Heaton Park Synagogue will agree.
Madogga – Decrepit attention craving mackerel stinking old prossie. Will be flashing her wrinkly old tits and kipper on her deathbed.
Scores of soap has beens, rejects and TV failures who infest shite like Strictly, I’m a Celebrity, Big Brother etc. Too many to mention.
I dare say there will be loads more who will fit into this category soon. Ladyboy Gaga, Claudia Winklecunt, William Eilish. She’s horrible enough now. But imagine having to look at Eilish’s ugly Star Wars creature mug and hear her howling inane shite in twenty years time?
Oh, and there’s the daddy of all the clinging to fame parasites.
Sir Lenworth of Henry.
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Sadly this applies not only to alleged “entertainers”, but politicians as well. Anthony Blair and wife Mandy Mandelson fit into this category, and just wait to see Kweer reappear as an “eminence grise” (or should that be grease?) in a few years time ion the BBC, like Gordon Brown and Blunkett have. Unlike old soldiers, they never just fade away. I am even heard that old wankstain Lord Heseltine damning Mrs T with faint praise on the anniversary of her 100th birthday. The old bugger is 93 now and he still resents her.
Mark my words, Rachel Reeves will rue the day when she turned down the offer from Boggs Pornographic Films (Taiwan) Limited for a cameo in ‘Big & Bouncy 6’ – all she had to do was bounce up and down on a trampoline in just Wellington boots, to get her tits wobbling. At least she would have got royalties – as it is, when her abysmal career is over, next month, even the BBCs poofy Evan Davies won’t be having her on his Wireless 4 economic shows, because the “trained economist” fucking story is now completely seen for the joke it was.
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And, I see Kunty ‘Bury me in a Y shaped Coffin’ Perry is now getting balled by that schlong Justin Trudeau.
Justin must be one of those strange fellahs, who oddly likes his women to be like his mum. A fame hungry cock happy slag in other words.
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Tale as old as time. There is no such thing as ‘black British’: this bantu will always grift for other bantus. Deport.
Another reason I’m glad I don’t pay for or watch the BBC.
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Haven’t watched the BBC since the last series of Ashes To Ashes ended in 2010. I even boycotted their coverage of the last World Cup, as I knew that turd Lineker would (and did) ruin it.
I don’t watch ITV now either. Granada is dead, and a soulless load of vacuous and woke shit remains. Last thing I watched was Endeavour. And, they eventually even turned that to shit.
C4 is a channel for bummers.
And Channel 5 has a treeswinging congo Anne Boleyn. Enough said.
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My Nan loved the Black and White Minstrels. A;; together “Camptown ladies sing this song, Doo-da, Doo-da…”, “On Mother Kelly’s doorstep…’ “Oh dem, golden slippers..”
Good morning, everyone.
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As per Twenty`s comment above, here`s our boy appearing on the aforementioned B&WM show …
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/27/lenny-henry-needed-therapy-black-white-minstrel/
I wonder if he`s since donated his wages to BLM?
🤡
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I remember them in frilly shirts and sombreros singing ‘Viva Maria’. Blacked up to fuck, they were.
I also recall the Goodies really taking the piss out of it.
‘I is one ha-appy Minstrel! Love ob mah life (Oh Hunny Child like a rose).
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A string of beads and fucking big YAWN from me
He must have been to one of Professor Nigs lectures on why everyone white is guilty of slavery.
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What’s your facourite brand of sports car, Johnny Vegas?
‘It’s a Porsche, monkey’.
That’s about as sophisticated as any ‘joke’ this other tool ever conveyed, yeah?
Perhaps the number is so ridiculously off the charts because of some perception that due to …. things …. situations … precedent, maybe, … but that there may be some ‘accounting errors’ foreseen in the process of getting that 18 tril into the ‘right hands’
If they do it at the rate thar bitch I brought up last week – the one who defrauded a charity for £70,000 but was only ordered to repay £1(because she’d ‘spent it’ all ; … let’s see, .. hmmm …carry the 1 … that would leave a mere £257 million to be shared out.
Starting to make sense.
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The ‘right hands’?
Paws, more like. 🦍
Even if they got a bit of undeserved cash each, they’d blow the lot in a fortnight. Every pound a moon cricket receives is spent instantly on gold chains, KFC and trainers.
Morning Cuntemall.
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Mornin’ , Mr.CuntEngine ;
DAMN cold day .. but a very fine one!
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Don’t forget knives and drugs as well Thomas
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Katanga my friends .
He should have just stuck to Tiswas, his audience was the most appropriate for his untalented cuntery. The silly Robertson sausage .
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A small percentage of the money you don’t deserve, is waiting for you in the jungle, with the promise you don’t return and start all your silly nonsense all over again.
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Another one of these do gooder cunt’s that have ended up with an honour, without actually putting any of their own wealth into the collection tin. As for slavery, it remains quite modern today in the U.K. even in places like Lewisham. Only difference is it won’t be the white man that’s in charge.
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I agree with Sir Lenny.
However, the compensation should only be paid after the Great Nation of East Anglia receives recompense for the murder of King Edmund from the Danes and from the Italians for the outrages inflicted on Boudica and her daughters.
I reckon about two quintillion quid should cover it.
Wibble.
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My great great (or is it great great great? ) grandmother worked in one of those infamous matches factories in Victorian Manchester.
Worked for a pittance and got lead poisoning. And, she ended up blacker than Sir Lenworth. Where’s my compo, you treeswinging bur-lack cunt?
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They don’t realise they were just a blot on the landscape.
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I’m sure they’ll be a big queue of pink haired lefty women agreeing with him on this ridiculous notion. We are entering the last days…
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Sort of sums up Mr Henry quite nicely.
Spin on to 2.45.
https://youtu.be/rTlUmAFVagI?si=5DgsJJePhU4cAMB9
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Just found a vid of Lenny’s new act..😂
https://youtube.com/shorts/6065Y4lL0to?si=I-yEN4dz3ylOzwD9
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All this for being ridiculed on live tv by Bernard Manning.
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It’s amazing the shit that people believe.
“The Romans built the roads and Hadrian’s Wall”.
Did they fuck as like.
The Brits were ordered to build these things under threat of death.
They were not paid. They were enslaved and made to work.
The Romans did fuck all.
“Egyptians built the pyramids”.
No they fucking didn’t.
They didn’t put the job up for tender and accept the best quote.
They worked slaves to death for the pyramids, tombs and temples.
At any time, it is estimated that 40% of the populations in countries conquered by Romans were slaves.
That is estimated at 200 million enslaved people during the time of the Roman Empire.
Very few would have been black as the Romans didn’t venture into sub-sahara Africa.
Slavery and exploitation have been around since time began.
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.E.T, the Daleks and Mork from Ork built the Pyramids.
David Icke and Ian Brown told me they did.
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A total cunt is Sir Lenny, the only funny thing the cunt has been in was Dawn French. Fuck off and enjoy your retirement you bloody arsehole.
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£18 Trillion. Just a couple of Trillion less than our present Illegal Immigration Hotel accommodation bill.
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How many ‘honorary degrees’ does this notorious white hating treeswinger have from white run universities?
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