Gordon Ramsey is a fucking cunt.
The former Rangers player and Michelin starred chef, is now re-inventing himself as a burger promoter. What a gigantic sweaty sell out cunt.
I never really appreciated his fucking cookery shows – they basically involved shouting and trying to intimidate wannabe cooks. ‘fucking hurry the fuck up with that creme brulee’, ‘fucking sort it out’, ‘less fucking salt, the noo’.
Enjoy your lips, tongues and arseholes, safe in the knowledge that it has Gordon’s endorsement. Fuck off.
Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea
Yes, eat this shite and become a fat cunt and die young. The yanks have been doing this ever since they can remember.
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Yeah, that’s rather sellout-y, especially for a guy who’s already rich.
But I do like Ramsey, I like his genuine passion.
Here he is in a 40 second clip, calling a guy a ‘French pig’ and a ‘lazy cunt’!
Splendid stuff:
https://youtu.be/LeWTK2y4QkA?si=gq-tR8C2al0s3-t-
Good morning to one and all.
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I must admit I rather like him, The bloke who taught me to cook was the chief of TITO’S personal guard on Brioni island, he also shouted and swore a lot, he would also launch clogs across the kitchen if he was very pissed off and couldn’t be arsed to walk over and hit you with a ladle.
so I think Gordon is bang on, and after years of trying to educate people about food, he has developed my own, fuck you, I give up, just go and die attitude
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Good Morning TCE and everyone.
That video clip is a great find. Even though he dyes his hair Gordon should be made Foreign Secretary so he can have a few words with Macron.
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That is pretty funny
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Processed, chemically-enhanced arseholes promoted by face-lifted, chemically-enhanced arsehole.
I hope all the raw material has the pleasure of Halal slaughter, which seems to be the norm these days.
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I think you’ll find that the lying walnut-faced bastard didn’t play for (Glasgow) Rangers; he played once…in a Testimonial Game.
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Walnut-faced! love that😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻
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He has a face that looks like my scrotum.
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Blimey Odin, have you had botox, fillers and laser treatment to your nutsack?
Is that wise?
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Why, yes Geordie. That I have,
Since my chicken skin handbag was starting to resemble Alan Sugar three weeks after I last shaved them, I thought a bit of a freshen-up down there might be in order.
The Botox maybe not so much though. Considering my clock weights now resemble those of Buster Gonad and require a wheelbarrow to get them around. 😁
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He was called out over his total over blown rangers career years ago, he played the testimonial and a couple of trail matches for the reserves then his glass back blew up. He’s about as jock as me and rod, brought up in Leamington spa.
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£11?! Do fuck off.
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Rubber faced cunt.
His restaurant in Las Vegas sells a 100 dollar burger.
You will have to be some sort of cunt to buy that.
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Farrar and Ball paints spring to mind when you mention that.
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Well at least the hatchet faced cunt is selling “food” that doesn’t cost £600 for a main course only to leave you hungry again half hour later.
Why someone hasn’t decked him in one of his sweaty kitchens is quite the mystery I must say.
Or possibly stuck his oversized head into a large pan of boiling water,stir for ten minutes then serve piping hot.
Good morning.
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The funny thing is, his own burger restaurant failed.
The one next to Holland park closed due to lack of business. Which was a shame as my dog loved pissing up the tables outside.
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A premium burger at a fast food gaff,does that mean the spotty faced teen or the budding grime rapper will be wearing suitable attire 👔 to match the price tag … no doubt the Muppets will be queuing for the first selfies and vlogs for Instagram/Tik tok and salivating at their experience of burger 👑 taking the usual cardboard thin patties to ‘another level’ …ooh wow even the fries tasted better with this, honestly 🤥
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I was always or the opinion he is an enormous
TWAT…!
That said, can’t think of a telly chef that isn’t, including before you say, Nigella…
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He looks like a teenage Popeye and i wouldnt trust him to make me a fuckin PotNoodle.
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Absolutely DS, you get the lot with Nigella. Sex & food. She comes down stairs at the end and raids the fridge and brings the food upstairs, then splashes it all over me and licks it off and brings me to a climax at the same time.
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Can’t stand the man.Full Burger King oven Unkle
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I suspect he is a contributor here.
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Highly likely😉
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Given the choice between Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver.
I know which one I would choose.
best quote
” Don’t whistle me, I am not your dog, you look more like a dog than me” 😁
My favourite Master chief quote
” The way things are going, if one of them opens a tin, they are through to the next round”😁
and I refuse to watch “Bake off” where PC meets pastry, that is fucking shit!
I forgot about that wanker who tried to cook slugs
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, now he is almost the Lilly Allan of the kitchen and has less chance than Jamie Oliver of walking alive out of a kitchen with me.
So sorry Gordon is not a Cunt
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I passionately loathe that twat… Hugh Cuntley Cuntercunt. A cricket bat with a brick nailed to it would suit his smug kite nicely.
And, I also despise those Bake Off fuckers.
That vile Toksvig dyke, that old prune Mary Thingy, that unfunny sod who thinks he’s Alice Cooper. Someone should tell Fielding that it’s 2025, not 1973. He’s a right knob.
And don’t get me started on that Nadiya cunt.
The world and his ferret know that she was given that winners spot by the dribbling Beeb woke loonies.
I’m no fan of Ramsay, but there are far bigger ‘foodie’ cunts on the telly.📺
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Naw, he’s one of the good guys.
As for burgers .. with microplastics everywhere these days – from plankton and rainwater up – there’s no such thing as health food!
End Days soon x
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Wagyu burgers, ha, ha. It is as if they have been specially invented to sell to footballers wives who fancy a quick gob full while out shopping for gold dildos.
Good morning, everyone.,
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Is he a Gay, he has the same characteristics as the Welsh bum boy who sits in Parliament and the former MP Lloyd Russell-Moyle, has a hissy fit when he doesn’t get his own way.
What’s the point of these cookery programs anyone can Google ‘how to I boil an egg’
Grade 1 cunt.
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Old guys rule..!
https://youtube.com/shorts/m0yL8HA_D-A?si=0rxZj-PBZQNbh4lC
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An over fucking zealous fucking cunting perhaps.
Gordon fucking Ramsay, whether you like him or not has made a fortune by honest grifting and long hours cooking to get to where he is, sure he is a bit of a sell out but why not, who else wouldn’t? And some of his non cooking related stuff is funnier than his claims of Soccer stardom.
He is one of the few remaining very non woke shouty sweary chefs in a world of woke chefs from an almost forgotten era. Try this shit nots as a chef and you’ll be at a employment tribunal faster than you can say shouty Scottish basturd.
As for the burger king endorsement, its about as good as shit fast food gets on its better days.
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I used to like Ramsey. I guess I still do in a way. It’s just that his sweary, aggressive and bullying schtick has worn a bit thin over the years.
There’s no doubt he knows his way around a kitchen. Mrs. Yank follows his roast turkey recipe and I follow his festive gravy recipe every Christmas. Fooking magic. Melt in the mouth turkey and gravy that’s stunning. Seriously.
Still, I wouldn’t call him a cunt to his face. He’s tall and burly with anger management issues. He could probably throw me through the nearest window.
Burger King on the other hand – total cunts. I used to have the very occasional Whopper. The last one I had (years ago) they put fucking mayonnaise on it. Despite me telling the fetus behind the till “no mayonnaise”. The ticket had “no mayonnaise” printed on it and when I got home and took a bite, what did I find? Yep, the devils spunk in my burger. A 6 mile drive back to their shitty little outlet to rip them a new one and to get my money back. And that will forever be the last time I cross the threshold of any Burger King. Cunts.
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They are
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I’ve met him twice and he’s a total gent, a generous and considerate guy who takes the time to shake people’s hands and ask them about their lives and actually concentrates on what you’re saying in your response. He makes a bloody good living, but he treats people with total respect. The gruff and “nasty” side is all part of the brand.
Completely get the cunting, but have to say my experience of him would not qualify him for a cunting.
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Burger King is shite anyway.
It’s now nearly a tenner for one Whopper.
And, Ramsay’s football ‘career’ is a joke.
‘But…. But he played for Rangers.’
He played – briefly – for their youth team. Loads of celebrity types had trials for football clubs (Johnny Marr, Rod Stewart, Matt Smith, Eddie Large). Doesn’t make them proper players though.
Seeing Ramsay and that fat phag who was in Take That larging it during that Soccer Aid shite shows what a mockery the game is now.
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