We all know the health service is under considerable strain but spare a thought for the staff who are desperate for “relief” and are “caught short” in the operating theatre..
You have to admire our multicultural friend,straight back to it without stopping for a nice sit down with a brew and a smoke..
Anyway he promises not to do it again so that’s that.
Carry On Doctor.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Prime Minister walked out of Cabinet meeting for sex with Ukranian rent boy.
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Or Prime Ministers Question Time.
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Well they don’t wash their filthy hands when preparing food, so I imagine the patient would of died of sepsis anyway..
Eight minutes, not something I would want made public… and those eight minutes included the taxi ride, there and back to the goat farm.
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Not true, they wash their hands every Friday after handling their reeking footwear at the mosque. Even they won’t touch food after being in contact with flyblown goatskin sandals,
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No wonder those Quran’s always look so tatty.
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I wonder if “Nurse C” was also a paki ?
Anyway it’s he’s lucky the Health Secretary wasn’t visiting,otherwise he’d a need referral for a sore arse.
Carry On Up The Khyber.
Good morning.
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‘C’ is a euphemistic abbreviation of a four letter word.
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Or, in the nurses case, Chlamydia.
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I certainly hope she was a park key, UT.
I also hope the authorities checked her age.
Surely a park key having sex with someone over 16 sounds a little suspect.
Anyway, I wonder what the final outcome was?
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The “doctor” was a Pakistankî, so we must be grateful he hadn’t shat in the corner of the room.
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Crikey,I hope it wasn’t Nurse Cunty from this parish,they haven’t been around for a while.
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Why isn’t he on the first plane back to Pakistan?????Send them all back.🤦♂️
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MASS DEPORTATIONS..!
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All the diversity mob rant on about our NHS and the number of foreign doctors and nurses, I can’t remember anyone mentioning the need for the P’s to have a shag break.
Disgusting 😂
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Nurse C was referred to a Camel.
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Probably a 12 year dressed in a nurses uniform..!
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