Man caught during bizarre sex act outside NI bus station! fucking premium news so I have to pay Belfast telegraph to read it fuck that Google!
560.000 result’s, so wanking at a bus station is not as rare as I thought and a side slip to this.
Wanking outside a police station, well not many results for that, but reading the article, a member of the public had to inform ever observant Plod that there was someone banging one out at the entrance, fuck me.
The judge refraining from a custodial sentence because it would be of no benefit!
true, cunt probably would have wanked himself to death in his first few hours of incarceration 😳😳
And he is autistic……………
Nominated by : Lord benny
Wanking outside a police station?. Perhaps he was hoping for more than his collar to be felt.
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From the inclinations of the article, if I were a police officer I would shy off nicking him as well, he has a bit of a fetish about police and enforcement.
However if the Police were ever to accept me in their ranks ( you will laugh but I was once in a unit categorised as “Police”) I think a quick once over with a rubber truncheon and a prostrate examination with a cattle prod, would soon expel such fantasies.
In fact it could be his awakening to a new medical fetish.
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I posted my opinion recently that some men would be well advised not to grow their beards. See the picture above.
I rest my case.
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Agreed arfur, that’s a 0/10 on the MNC Beard Index.
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I used to have a friend who was (is) a psychopath, he had a serious problem with beards and would fixate on the mouth.
He said “it was like having a cunt talk to him”.
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The judge decided that it would serve no purpose to send the wanker to jail.
Correct in my opinion.
It also served no purpose to arrest him or to take him to court.
So why waste time and money on the nutter?
He is obviously a fruit cake.
There were people like him around when I was a kid.
Lunatics, acting strangely but basically harmless.
Our parents would call them ‘funny men’ and tell us to keep away from them.
But we wouldn’t.
They were a source of entertainment and we would ridicule them and occasionally beat them up.
It was all part of growing up.
I suspect that the occasional parent or policeman would beat them up too.
Fuck the courts.
Bring back looney bashing.
Good morning everyone!
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* occasionally beat them up*
memories…😁
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Perhaps he was trying to tell them something through the medium of interpretive dance?
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He had to wank outside, because the place was already full of wankers.
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Can’t say I blame him really.
I’d feel like doing the same after reading this:
https://nypost.com/2022/09/30/retired-officer-51-finds-new-career-as-a-stripper-cop-handcuffs-included/
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An English woman Geordie and it makes the New York Post but not the BBC. How strange.
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The ex-policewoman says, “I’m sure there will be people that will judge me and think I’ve done wrong — but I don’t care,”
No, I am judging you by thinking that you are too old, too flabby and too fucking ugly.
You are also the type of cunt that enjoyed emptying an entire can of pepper spray into a pensioner’s face.
So fuck right off.
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id do it and I don’t care who wears the cuffs!
looks like I might have a little island holiday 😁
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I thought it was going to be Rodney in the article, as I keep hearing he is a wanker.
Just goes to show how observant plod are these days..
All have screen burn from checking for nasty tweets..
It’s not like they can keep israeli football fans safe from low iq peaceful savages in the city utopia of Birmingham..
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The funny thing is, if the Israeli fans are all adults, they will have served in the IDF. It is also incredibly likely that their recent combat experience will have been honed clearing house to house in Gaza.
If there are let’s say 5000 of them, it won’t be the Israelis who are in trouble.
I say arm them and let them clear out Birmingham’s Muslim infestation.
Give plod the day off and just sit back, stick the kettle on, crack open the hobnobs and watch how these problems should be dealt with.
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I’m certain MNC will be along shortly to reassure us that this “sort of thing” is good,healthy outdoor exercise.
As is hiding in bushes,stealing ladies underwear off a clothes line and using binoculars to “keep an eye” on the neighbours.
I’d make him Heath Secretary.
Good morning.
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New Mills is the world number one when it comes to outdoor wanking, locals refer to the town as Wankerville
Someone shouts Oi you wanker and everybody looks round
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I have actually been here on a training trip to “Haus Panzer” a quaint little billet in the mountains.
https://zugspitze.de/en/Our-mountain-worlds/The-areas/Mount-Wank
I imagine that the village sign adorns the walls of most squadron bars 😉
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There used ro be a company called K.R. Whiston (“see my cat for this and that”) New Mills Stockport.A company I worked for often used to buy metal and cables from them. Is it still there I wonder?
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I used to live on a national park with lots of carparks that doubled as adultery meetups.
The amount of twitchers in tweeds with binos round the car parks was amazing, I found one up ewe tree once, not sure if there was a rare bird in the car park of the bloke being blown in the back of his Cortina that was the item of interest😂
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Ewe tree? Is that pervy code for a sheep?
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Having his collar felt referrers to the fondling of the bellend.
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P C Plod on the beat, without having to leave the police station.
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It took the PC 49 strokes to complete.
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The only surprising part of this is that the police station didn’t empty with willing officers wanting to bring Benjamin to completion with hands and mouths.
Modern police stations are riddled with puffs.
Why they arent allowed truncheons anymore.
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Vibrating truncheons.
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In pink vinyl.
With Mark Rowleys seal of approval
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I visited Norwich once, went to a public convenience in the town and two urinals away from me was a bloke shaking his winkie, I finished my piss, zipped up and went to wash my hands, the bloke was still shaking his winkie when I left.
He must have had difficulty shaking off the pee drops
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Bless the middle aged ladies who put toilet paper in the crutch of their knickers.
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is this for resale purposes?
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I hope to get them for free.
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You probably know milord, that dogs have this unusual sense of smell that each nostril have the alternative of stench and pleasure to each other other and very strong at that.
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What a wanker.Is he related to Wankier?
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Things got sticky after his weapon went of in his hand.
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A local geezer was renowned for his “odd” behaviour which included asking very elderly ladies if they wanted a shag in the woods, parading naked in his parents lounge which happened to have a clear line of sight to the area were the school mums would wait to pick up their children, likely wore high heels so they could see his dick. He was reported for these incidents and ended up in court. Fined community work and told not to do such things again. Then his master stroke, whilst travelling back from Lincoln on a jam packed bus he was sitting on the very back seat in the middle with a clear view the length of the bus. He whips out the pork sword and begins a five knuckle shuffle to the obvious horror of the surrounding passengers. Witnesses told police that the gentleman sitting on the right of the perv admonished him with something along the lines off “ you dirty bastard put that away” to no effect, it was obvious the wanker was reaching the gravy strokes. A female passenger hurled a bottle of water which hit our perv and luckily put him off his stroke. He was arrested at the next stop. Since this incident his parents have either moved or he is in a secure institution. I hope the latter.
He was a dirty bastard even if he was a sandwich short of a picnic.
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The man was caught maturbating loudly outside the local nick.
He was finally arrested for not coming quietly.
I’ll get my coat…
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