is a cunt
In 1898 colonel John Patterson was commissioned with the undertaking of kenyan-ugandan railway.
Colonel Patterson was every inch a Englishman.
Straight of back,
Can do attitude
Pith helmet
A true product of the British empire 🇬🇧
They laid 100 mile of track in the African bush and came to a river where they had to build a bridge.
This place was called Tsavo.
First night 2 natives go missing.
No problem, plenty more.
Next night same again.
And so one for 9months.
Two lions were eating the the foreign labour.
They ate 135
Till colonel Patterson shot the blighters.
I learnt this from a tv show hosted by American Josh Gates.
I like Josh, great bloke!
Funny, interesting,
Nice bloke.
But he got a train in Mombasa.
The station was fuckin spotless!!
No litter, crisp packets or McDonald’s wrappers.
The train was brand new!
Immaculate.
Better than the shite we have.
And big seats wth legroom and staff in nice uniforms.
I thought Africa was on its arse?
They are better off than us.
Wakandas fuckin real lads.
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
IF Africa isn’t a shit hole why are all the termites swarming to Blighty?🤔
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There are 2 game parks in Tsavo, East and West if I remember correctly.
A fucking shit hole with loads of animals.
The game reserve hotels are alive with rats and the lions wander around first thing in the morning making a hell of a racket.
Probably hungry.
Don’t believe all that bollocks about elephants being endangered.
You can’t chuck a brick without hitting one of the fat cunts on the head.
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Excellent nom.
There is a brilliant Val Kilmer film about this shit, MNC, it is worth a look. Civil Engineer as hero. Great Stuff. Those were the days, persons of colour looking to white men to get them out of the shit – as we were always happy to do back then.
Good morning, everyone.
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I was shocked just how well the rail service operated compared to the UK.
Miles ahead.
Hats off to them.
Ours is a fuckin disgrace by comparison.
I love a sooty in uniform saluting me and calling me bwana.
So well done rubberlips👍
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Lions are fuckin merciless.
Truly apex predators.
Deep in the ancestral memory of every man is fear of the thing in the dark thatll snatch you and eat you alive.
Lions are scary motherfuckers
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They wern’t detered by the thorn bushes & fires that were lit either. A futile effort by all accounts.
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I’ll have a gander.
Cheers 20👍
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There’s plenty of chınk money in Africa to pay for some nominal infrastructure, just enough to encourage the samɓos to sign over their mineral rights.
Once China acquires majority control over mines that produce lithium and cadmium (if they haven’t already), the nıggẹrs are going to find out that the dog-eaters are a lot less benevolent than their previous honky masters.
Mind you, it might benefit this country, as the tiddly-winks might order the Robertsons not to try and flee to this country as they’ll need lots of slaves for their mines.
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I was watching a documentary a few years ago about Africa and the Chinese involvement there.
The Chinese thoughtfully laid on a train for the purpose of getting labour and plant to a mine hundreds of miles away and to remove the raw materials back to civilisation for processing
Once the mine was stripped bare, the rinky dinks pulled out of the area and the train stopped running.
The look of confusion on the Robertsons faces when the train didn’t show up as usual on Tuesday afternoon was priceless.
Some of the thick cunts are probably still sat there now. 😂
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Africa is a collection of shitholes, it could have been great if the white man was still in charge.
The problem with the natives is that they need direction, someone to guide them and keep them on the right path, look what has happened when left to their own devices.
It’s our fault, went in there and gave them a few beads, eduction and technology and then they thought they knew best how to run countries, didn’t work.
Should have left them alone and just extracted minerals, let the natives jump around with spears like they had been doing for thousands of years, they could look on like it was magic, something from another world, just simple savages worshiping the white gods.
Lion food.
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So the moral of the story is.
We should withdraw from costal areas and turn them into Lion sanctuaries.
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The Nom. is “Being Wrong”.
I give you Sir L. Henry and his compo/ fund. scheme..
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I have been reading for years how shit the trains are in Northern Engand. Some carriages I understand literally comprise old bus bodies mounted on bogies. Yesterday I learned on this esteemed site that the much loved mayor of Manchester has so far spent more than £100,000,000 on a “clean air zone” which has not been implemented. Just imagine if that money had been spent on the trains instead.
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Fuck me Mis. You should try living there. Black areas are filth strewn shitholes. The trains and buses are mobile pigstyes. And stray into a black area and you are in danger.
Worse than Stockport even.
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I wonder if any shit lib politician or bias media outlet like the BBC or CNN will admit to being wrong about Trump and give him even a modicum of credit for helping to secure the release of the Israeli sausages?
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How very dare you
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I’ve been imagining that ; in the sumud II (or whatever it was called – indifference prevents me opening a new tab to find out) anyways – IN the recent flotilla Whatsapp group … ypu gotta reckon that the message “We did it” was sent around by at least one of the self serving naive as fuck gloryseeking twats when this ceasefire news broke….
I wonder how many are heading back with a selfie-stick and a yardbrush/shovel to fill a skip or two and get a new profile pic?
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If that chinny slag Emily Maitilis was still on Newsnight. the ugly cow wouldn’t give Big Don a single word of praise.
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Trains are totally 19th century.
The Indians are streets ahead of the Afros:
https://ifunny.co/picture/het-ret-india-has-finally-landeda-space-craft-on-the-5Hg4MTTzA
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I have actually started to wonder if Africa are going to put on some kind of Live Aid gig to help poor starving English people.
The way this country is going, it may be worth suggesting it to them.
“Just £4.50 buys enough sunny delight to keep little Shaznay an interesting orange hue for a week.
Just £60 a month allows little Leroy to own the latest iPhone on contract. So he doesn’t become a social outcast.
A donation of just £150 will keep three generation of lazy, fat council cunts in Maccy D’s, KFC and Greggs steak bakes for a week”.
Etc etc.
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Organized by a certain hue, .. to collect monies for charidddy?
£5,000,000 raised … £1.26 handed-over after some ‘accounting errors’…
There’s plenty of precedent ..
Here’s a doozy : https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2024-04-08/woman-who-stole-70000-from-fundraisers-ordered-to-repay-just-1
Although in fairness there are plenty of white cunts that defraud charities too, I saw when sekekng the cunt in the link there …
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