The “England” football team
A fantastic result in the World Cup qualifiers for England, who’ve just thrashed
Serbia 5-0.
The goalscorers were:
Harry Kane, (on loan from Ireland).
Chukwunonso Azuka Tristan “Noni” Madueke, (Nigerian).
Ezri Ngoyo Konsa, (Congo/Angola).
Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéhi, (Ivory Coast).
And a last minute penalty scored by Marcus Rashford, whose parents came from two different parts of the West Indies.
Assists were by:
Declan Rice, (who actually played for the Republic of Ireland).
Morgan Rogers, (half Jamaican).
And Guehi again.
The glorious victors were managed by Thomas Tuchel, (Germany).
These are just the players who affected the scoreline. I’m not going to list all the non-English people in the squad.
The loony left will still tell you we’re not losing our national identity.
Nominated by : Duke of Cuntshire
Gave up the England protest football team, when wokegate said if you don’t want to prostrate yourself at the feet of a dead,drug taking pavement ape don’t support us..
Right you are Gareth.. what’s that wet cunt up to now, probably lining himself up to become a labour mp.
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When we won our only trophy (1966) Johnny Foreigner was noticeably absent from the squad.
What conclusion might one draw from that?
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It’s like watching a documentary about the Congo.
Fuck that.
Good morning.
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As I understand it you need only one grandparent of a certain nationality to play for that nation.
Looking at the current England team, I presume the residents of the ape house at Regent’s Park Zoo were granted citizenship two generations ago.
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I blame it on Pickles.
He was a black & white collie dog, known for his role in finding the stolen Jules Rimet Trophy in March 1966, four months before the 1966 FIFA World Cup was scheduled to begin in England.
🐶⚽
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You should nominate Pickles for an historic cunting Sam.
If I remember rightly, the tea leaf lifted the trophy when PC Plod who had been guarding it went for his lunch. There was no one to take over from him.
More Ealing Comedy than Dixon of Dock Green.
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Yes! I remember some 60 odd years ago, when if the local team I was playing football for had allowed a person from another town to play with us, we would have been disqualified for cheating.
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The recent story of the Romanian people smuggler claiming he was trialling to play for Man City might present an opportunity for some.
In fact, I wouldn’t put it past some of the more unscrupulous premier league clubs to set up football trials down in Kent.
Straight off the dinghy to Dover FC’s ground for a trial match.
Surely some of these fuzzy wuzzies can kick a ball.
Drowned illegals for goal posts?
Marvellous, isn’t it?
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O/T, try and keep your breakfast down 🤮
I see the Blair creature is after a Nobel peace prize.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq5j989107lo
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Indeed.
The man who is responsible for for causing mass unrest in the Middle East now thinks he can bring peace by governing one of its most unstable regions.
What could possibly go wrong?
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The Son of Satan is ubiquitous.
I’m surprised he wasn’t made England manager after Wokegate.
Morning all.
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He deserves a trip to prison
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See my nom
(Disgusting self advertisement – what a cunt I am)
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Yes, and surprise surprise his son’s firm is the one to be short listed to supply Starmer’s ID cards. What a fuckin’ coincidence. I would love to know what Gordon thinks of his so called pal now.
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They require a visit to the gibbet
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If any cunters were wondering what is in those little sachets the players suck on, I can exclusively reveal its puréed KFC.
Ninety minutes plus stoppages and extra time is far too long to deprive the dark key players of their chiggun.
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Just proof that no matter where you’re from you’ll turn into a donkey in an England shirt.
England is dead, it’s been murdered in front of our very own eyes.
Don’t worry about the football team look at the previous PM, the mayor of Londonstan and the current cabinet.
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Bunch of prima Donna’s.Full patriotic oven Unkle
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You only have to look at the make up of every prem football team these days and figure out if you are a white youth how you’ll ever get much of a chance … crystal palace in particular are virtually all pavements…’they think it’s all over,it is now’ ⚽
My team from the good old days
Sprake,reaney,cooper,bremner, Charlton,hunter,Lorimer,Clarke,
Jones,Giles,gray..all internationals,all white…apart from reaney he was of mixed parentage….now you may as well watch a nature programme about the wilds
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Black men (spitting) or white dykes. Hobson’s choice
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They could change from `The Three Lions` to `The Brown Pussies`?
🐈⬛
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Is that the new name change, Sam, from Jungle Bunnies ?
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In short, an entirely suitable team to represent Too Kweer’s banana republic.
Good morning, everyone.
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I didn’t even know a team that doesn’t belong from these shores had even played an illegal game recently. A far cry from a Glasgow Celtic team that consisted of players that were born within a stones throw of each other from Scotland, who won the European Cup yonks ago.
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The simple ruling, if you’re born in a stable you must be a horse.
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Are you calling our Lord and saviour a horse?
For shame, Sammy. A pox upon thee.
Or maybe the horse reference is in relation to the collective noun of the mother’s ‘profession’. I’m not judging, just sayin’. 🙂
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England gets what it deserves, I am sure Starmer and his clan will be celebrating the diversity of the England team, I wonder what will happen when the entire team is indistinguishable from Ghana, Nigeria, Sierra Leone.
Diversity will no long apply, white lives don’t matter
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Any Cunt on here besides myself who witnessed Real England winning the World Cup ? Albeit from a dubious line call from Johnny Foreigner.
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Yes Sammy, I saw it in the television lounge of a hotel in Norway that was full of Krauts. I was just 10 years old, and I’m pleased to say I’ve harboured a severe dislike of the Adolfs ever since.
As for the Russky linesman, the fact that his whole family were wiped out by the box heads in WW2 had no influence whatsoever on his decision.
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Witty sod, Geordie.
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Nothing to do with football, but you get knighted for toeing the line. How can big nose live with himself. I’d commit suicide.
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It seems it is a symptom of the need to win taking precedence over all other considerations becoming confused with Nation or Nationality.
It has largely already taken place with the larger clubs where the team name had no relation to the town that gave it. For the supporters it is simply the name used by a group or team that they have aligned themselves behind. It is this which causes the confusion. The “English” side name is as meaningless as “Manchester” is so far as fielding a winning team is concerned, but it still has a lingering association with “National Pride”
For many of us older types there was the same confusion when .Hailwood rode Hondas not Norton but Ago was on MVs .
Just look at how many MP are jumping ship to try and stay on the winning side.
“We will fight them on the beaches…..” err well not any longer.
Mornin’ all;
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This group of non-committals won’t give a monkeys cuss (ha-ha) whether they come from Timbuktu or not.
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In complete contrast, the Serbian team’s names all end with the letter ‘c’ suggesting that at least we have one side playing from their own native country.
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A mixture of vic’s, tic’s lic’s & zinc’s.
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zic’s not zinc’s. That one’s a toughly to get through.
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Nemanja Vidic. What a monster he was.
‘He comes from Serbia! He’ll fucking murder yer!’
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Football, no matter at club level, national level or international level is just pitting one country’s Africans against another country’s Africans while wearing 80 quid shirts made by Vietnamese 6 year olds on 10 pence a week.
In addition to the African ball kicking, we getnto watch them clearing their throats and noses in varying degrees of skill and accuracy.
Afterwards, we get a three hour analysis of the match akin to an art historian discussing the intricacies of the Mona Lisa.
Switch off, avoid and do something else.
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True, Cuntrarian.
Even the Scottish teams are virtually all black.
And, not just Celtic and Rangers.
Teams like Hamilton Academical and Inverness Caledonian Thistle look like the cast of Zulu.
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This lot are worse than Jack Charlton’s ‘Ireland’ team.
Which actually had very few real Irishmen in it.☘️🤣
But, this sort of shit has gone on for a while now.
Michael Owen? A Welsh dw@rf. Wayne Rooney? A thick as mince Scouse Motorway Mick if ever there was one. As for Declan Rice? The words ‘sell his own grandmother’ come to mind. If the little twat has played for both countries, surely he has broken some sort of FIFA rules? Mind you, we all know rotten FIFA are.
Apart from the aforementioned Irish mercenary, I was trying to think of other current white England players.
Well, there’s Whale Tongue, Easter Island Head Maguire (another Mick?) and Phil ‘My mum’s the all time undisputed superslag’ Foden and – well errm – that’s it. Girls Hair Grealish (another sodding Paddy?) no longer figures and Jordan ‘Rainbow Flag Undies’ Henderson doesn’t either.
As for Rashord? After his Flash Harry Mistah Big Stuff fucking about before he took – and missed – that penalty in the 2021 Euros final. The nauseating little shoeshine boy should never darken the door of the Wembley dressing room again. England’s only true chance of a major trophy since 1966. I will curse Gareth Twatgate for eternity for fucking that up with his precious Three Degrees and their penalty shoot out goon show (I said ‘goon’😉).
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That 1982 World Cup side was a good one. Unlucky not to have a serious chance (and that cunt Keegan missing a sitter against Spain didn’t help).
That Admiral shirt was also the bollocks.
Not too fond of the 1986 and 1990 sides though. That slippery oozing slimy woke arselick Lineker taints those memories. And ‘Shilts’ was fucking useless. Couldn’t even outjump an Argentine dw@rf. Harald Schumacher would have murdered Dirty Diego. They’d have had to scrape the Argie coke fiend off the grass in the six yard box.
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Still bitter then Norm? 🙂
Me too. Cheating Argie shite.
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Been a slippery slope since working class got taken over by Irish
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