Ted Coningsby is not a cunt, he is a little teddy bear with the rank of “squadron leader” propping up a youtube channel of the same name.
I like to see fast jets as much as the next chap, and have been known to visit RAF Coningsby and RAF Lakenheath on occasion while working in the area with nothing better to do with time off but the ‘community’ of layabouts that follow the youtube channel are beyond belief, 5 days a week on the live chat on the live streams while listening to their puppet master drone on and on from a wikipedia script takes the piss a bit, The chat basically amounts to hours and hours of many, many people “oi oi’ing” each other while donating money for youtube to cream off the top, a cult for autistic aviation enthusiasts at best.
Cracking videos right enough.
Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles
Watched some of his stuff.
Creams his pants when a jet takes off.
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Tell you what Harry, that F15 in the link in a vertical climb using the reheat, you wouldn’t want the fuel bill. He would be burning forty gallons a minute.
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Wouldn’t it be quite splendid if those fighter aircraft were taking off to drop cluster munitions on all those “irregular persons” paddling about in the English Channel?
They could even drop a celebratory teddy off afterwards,just for a bit of fun.
Good morning.
And Tally ho!
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Tally ho old chap 😉
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Followers are a strange bunch of people.
Take jesus, he had some Followers and it was all going well, till he stuck judas with the last supper tab.. especially after ordering all those side dishes nobody touched.
Fat ed davey has a following, or they might be paid medical staff, to make sure
the buffoon doesn’t seriously hurt himself.
Then there is Rodney starmer, who couldn’t get a thirsty horse to follow him to water.
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That bear looks like Frank Spencer.
I dont get excited by jets.
I think theyre noisy fuckers.
I never watched Top Gun.
And i think the Red Arrows are fuckin boring.
Same trick for 50 years.
Saw em at some god awful airshow as a kid.
” Look, the Red Arrows!!!
And theyre spraying red white and blue smoke!”
Said my uncle.
I didn’t t either bother to look up.
Best part of the airshow was the burger van.
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Imagine the sense of patriotic pride you’d feel as a recommissioned Spitfire or a Hurricane strafed invading dinghies with machine gun fire or a Wellington or Lancaster dropped a lovely bomb onto one of the larger boats…🏴
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Often when I drive down to the Murcia region and close to the San Javier air base I will park up and watch the Patrulla Águila (Eagle Patrol) who are our equivalent of the Red Arrows.
They are always trying out new stuff.
Some of it very dangerous apparently.
A few year’s ago they lost 3 pilots in seperate incidents into the sea.
So sad.
Que descansen en paz.
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In Poynton (posh part of Stockport)
Is the Avro heritage museum.
Where you can virtually fly a Lancaster bomber.
Sit in cockpits (😁)
And the tour guides are described as ‘enthusiastic’
-(nerds who mither you)
Ive never been.
And dont see me going for the considerable future.
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My mum made me a teddy bear when I were a rug rat.
I kicked its fucking head in.
Top Gun was shite.
Same rules apply to the Red Arrows.
Fuck them.
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I’m disappointed Mis, didn’t have you down as a wuss. Not excited by fast jets, even as a kid? Ours used to sit on our shoulders to get a better view. Certainly they’re noisy fuckers. That’s the sound of freedom.
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Not for me unfortunately Arfur.
The only way i could of enjoyed it was sat in the seat of a anti aircraft gun.
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Give me strength 🤦♂️
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Ps
The only day out worse than that airshow was a visit to Jodrell bank.
What a fuckin snooze fest that was.
I couldnt get back to the car fast enough.
I didn’t believe you could weep through boredom,
But you can.
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Wasn’t he superman’s dad?
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Pps
Jodrell bank is a UNESCO world heritage site
And a fuck off huge astronomical observatory.
It monitor space.
“ever had contact with aliens?”
No.
“oh.”
It features a gift shop where you can buy a pencil.
Dont bother.
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I went on a school trip circa 1978 and can certainly confirm it’s dull as fuck..
I was expecting Space 1999 style moonbase Alpha antics.
There were none.
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Is it code for something, going for a jodrell
I went there are a kid, yep boring as hell
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The 👻 of the battle of Britain pilots would likely wonder why they bothered keeping the Luftwaffe at bay looking at the 💩hole this country’s turned out it’s a blessing the teddy isn’t wearing a 🏳️🌈 flag around it…arse bandit at 12 o’clock 🛩️ roger and he’s closing in fast 😩
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Childish noise pollution.
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All traveling noise that pollutes the atmosphere is a nuisance for that matter. I used to like listening to the old trains passing by in the distance, when living in the countryside that gave me a calm feeling. But obviously the smoke.
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You are Victor Meldrew and I claim my free airshow tickets
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The only good footage of jets are when they are splattering rag heads or drone footage when they take out some fucking Ayatollah.
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I used to work on Typhoons..🇬🇧
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A squadron of Hawker Typhoons “rearranging” uninvited swarthy cunts with cannon and rockets would make an ideal Christmas present for any seething rabble of Far Right Reform racists,to quote the P.M’s spokesperson at the party conference.
The little cunts.
Your health Doctor.
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The next update is the 6th Gen Tempest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BAE_Systems_Tempest
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I’d have no problems watching an airshow, par se, went to a few in my yoof … but in the now I imagine there’d be a whole slew of – yuk – other people at the thing, with their johnny-public oohs and ahhs but little in the way of anything I wish to be in the middle of so pass, ever.
Another thing joins the list of ‘never again’ because : people.
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Hammond in the Bugatti Veyron vs. the RAF Typhoon in the 2 mile race was probably the only Top Gear clip I’d ever proffer. Rooting for the car, really.
Race starts a little after 5:40 in the link for folk who don’t sweat statistics.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7NZ9X9A2efA&pp=ygUWSGFtbW9uZCB2ZXJzdXMgdHlwaG9vbg%3D%3D
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The ‘oi oi’ and ‘bring it’ type comments are downright cuntish in my book. Especially when of the F35s climbs out ‘unrestricted’ However the channel is ok and the guys that cover the Mach loop are also good. However all the aircraft involved should be armed and cleared hot over the straights of Dover. 🇬🇧🏴
Repel all borders 💥
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A10 tank buster to patrol the channel. Ugly but well hung.
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What type of utter wrongun is he? Real men piss the cumstains off their teddy bears, not have them fronting a YouTube account.
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