are cunts.
I recently came across this initiative by Surrey plod,they send out undercover female cuntstubbles jogging.
They then have numerous colleagues, who I imagine are mainly male plod, hidden along the route.
When any passing motorist pips their horn, as encouragement, to gee the lady joggers up, and get their tits to bounce a bit more.
The manly coppers spring in to action, and pull over the offending motorist. But it’s not just blowing your horn, or shouting phwoar that gets you into bother.
They also pull men up for staring at the birds jogging.
I saw some woke, fresh out of college arsewipe young copper being interviewed about it, I think the clips on YT, might be Neil coy Ward.
He said what starts as gawpinig, might lead to something more serious like a sex assault. The silly bastard.
I wonder if Peter Sutcliffe, before he started his murderous reign, used to shout “get your knees up ” as he drove past ladies, in his lorry.
It’s a pity the police didn’t put this kind of resources, and determination into catching the rope gangs,, who have destroyed the lives of thousands of young white girls.
Nominated by The cunt man of Alcatraz.
You could probably get away with it if you were of Arabian persuasion; just say you were out looking for extra camel toes as yours had broken its hooves.
🐪
5
Enjoy:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/pics/celebrity-photos/gallery/worst-celebrity-camel-toes-ever-18754741
3
Aha. Cristiano Ronaldo: № 43/79 – always thought he was a cunt.
❌⚽⚽
1
Those stupid tabloid bastards.
Half of those pics do not contain camel toe, in the sense they refer to.
The dumb fucking stupid fucking dumb stupid cunts.
No groove, not a camel toe.
I use(d) the phrase ‘Mooses knuckle’ to refer to what the cunts were alluding to in the stupid article btw, when referring to a bigger lass (fat cunt) showing same.
6
https://live.staticflickr.com/1348/1353726191_52e94becde_b.jpg
0
Is that Mucky Ange’s?
1
Worst camel toes?
Most of them look alright to me.
Afternoon all.
2
Why don’t they carry on with this excellent scheme near the Bell Hotel,Epping and other such “hot spots” of diverse views on wimmin?
Perhaps they are worried it will be too popular with those dreadful Far Right terrorists that live near it..
Or the police persons involved might get murdered by feral dark key savages?
What a riddle it is.
6
They would have to send out the juniors in navy blue knickers, be like flies to a jam pot 😂
2
The Guardian and the BBC fawning over the story. Instead of asking hard hitting questions like why dont you do your job?!?
Cant imagine Reegan and Carter or Gene Hunt doing things like that!!! The mind boggles!!!
4
Are they going around any effnik areas on their little jaunt or sticking to catching some old geezer sitting on a park bench and being civil by saying ‘good morning ladies, keeping fit are we’ …’right you lecherous bastard, your nicked for misgendering and lechering’ 🚨… Imagine the sweeney being told to wait in hiding regarding this pathetic idea….jog on Surrey top brass 🖕
4
Fuck off Slurry Police, it’s entrapment.
Do something useful like researching Mandy’s love letters to best pal Epstein.
5
Well bugger me, Mandy’s been sacked.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
3
The fucking Blair Creature hand was all over the appointment of that homosexual twat…!
4
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy#:~:text=The%20Authorized%20King%20James%20Version,translated%20in%20the%20New%20International
1
Most likely appointed to butter up his fellow Epstein Island sleazebag chum Trump.
1
What was Keir thinking of when he appointed him? Did he not know the man’s a poof?
0
Great news Geordie a likeable but duplicitous, corrupt, mendacious, bastard. He is, of course, very used to being sacked so I am sure he won’t be too upset. He will miss though all the poncing about next week with President Trump, KC3 and 2TK and that will hurt. 👍
0
Did they also pull over any female motorists who pipped their horns in encouragement?
Any old biddies who gawped as the ladies jogged by?
No, I thought not!
4
Living in surrey, I think its a load of toss, we have far bigger problems to deal with.
From traveller invasions of villages,
County line gangs,
shoplifting
begging gangs
car theft (including my own fucking car)
so lets concentrate on the important things like complimenting totty 😡
wankers! and if any one has a right to cunt the I do because I pay for the fuckers!
3
Instead of ‘wolf whistling’ (very 70’s), would a chap’ve gotten in trouble if he’d driven past and shouted “you fat cows” at the jogging pigs?
3
I let a woman cross the road yesterday because it was raining, after she crossed she gave me a sort of “Like to know you better look”.
I am not doing that again she was a minger, I just felt sorry for her.
Do you think I should report it?
(ogled by minger, making me not feel safe)
5
You could’ve given her a quick back-scuttling in the back seat of your car, Lb…no need to look at the mantlepiece whilst you’re stoking the fire.
3
Was she jogging at the time? Be careful!
1
The arrests included theft, what was that a passing motorist leans out of the window and steals the water bottle 😂
In my limited experience the women I have seen jogging along the road wouldn’t attract a sheep whistle let alone a wolf whistle, the just passable birds are few and far between.
2
I am surprised any of the cunts can run. They spend so long sitting scanning the internet for white males calling wimminz “muppets” that they have to be be fed bacon sandwiches by tube. Whatever you do don’t ask them for the time or they will think you need it to set a timer to blow up a Mozque. Tools of the Kweer state, the fatsos are a fucking disgrace.
2
So good to know that crime in Surrey is at such an all time low pig can waste time and resources on this utter shit.
3
I think lady runners should wear more sensible sporty clothing of the loose kind, to allow the air to circulate to prevent sweating and the ugliness of the dromedary.
0
It must have been difficult to recruit these lithe, full bosomed heterosexual young women. Most women policemen are either lesbian, or have the body of Lady Nugee. This surely means the police are acting as agent provocateurs which is illegal.
0
To be honest Mr B, the more I see of PC Clod these days, the more convinced I become that the police are all a bunch of absolute wankers.
*knock knock*
1
If you’re a bloke out jogging and you wolf whistle a jogging police wimminz, you’re safe as houses.
The fatso male coppers would collapse after 10 yards.
And, in the unlikely event that one of them managed to keep up with you, simply run past the nearest Greggs or kebab van.
They won’t be able to resist.
The fat, soft target entrapping commie wankers!
0