are fucking stupid cunts.
Drug raid séx toy compensation.
Suffolk police have paid compensation to a lady after raiding her property and discovering her stash of rubber dicks decide to have a spot of fun..
Then rummaged through her knicker drawer.
The point of the raid was drugs related but they didn’t find any and ended up forking out £3,500 to the humiliated lady instead.
Has “compo culture” gone mad or are the police so hard up for recruits they have started employing 12 year olds?
What a riddle.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
She can count herself lucky plod didn’t start trying them out.
Met chief Mr muscle Rowley looks the type that likes a dry bumming, when he isn’t rimming that hook nosed pàķi mayor’s rancid arsehole.
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Time was when Police work amounted to taking bribes, planting evidence and beating confessions out of suspects.
Now what do they do? Giggle at dildos.
Pathetic.
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I must admit, when I was younger, if I had been a policeman, there were a few womens drawers I wouldn’t have minded rummaging through. I feel sorry for any copper who had to rummage through Angela Dykie-Eagles bloomers though – I doubt that there is a washing powder yet invented that could get the skid marks out completely. AnalEase’s must be even worse.
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Thanks for that, WC.
I think I’ll skip breakfast.
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Use dynamite 🧨
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“Suffolk Police stressed that, although a box containing sex toys was found and “subject to comment and laughter”, officers did not “touch or play with the items”.
Given the rampant Rainbow culture infesting Our Boys in Blue this must be a miracle of sorts.
Dear dear me,what a set of cunts.
Good morning.
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Why do men looking for a thrill look through a lady’s knicker drawer?
How milquetoast – look through her washing hamper and find some unwashed ones.
Many’s the wank I enhanced by sniffing a lady’s used underwear.
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Especially when they’d shit themselves eh Thomas😉
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Reminded me of this, overall….
Coop & Remer decide to ”check out Britneys room” during a house party …
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1LrcXqzCg&pp=ygUYQmFzZWtldGJhbGwgYnJpdG5leXMgbW9t
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Those two men – Parker & Stone – are now (both) Billionaires, incidentally.
The lady actress is – as per her online bio – ‘a mom’.
The two men sired offspring too.
But ‘billionaire’ is more prominent in any biography about them.
Funny old world.
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My cousin had his flat raided by old bill years ago.
They found nothing and buggered off, but both he and his girlfriend could hear a faint buzzing which went on for hours.
Turns out old bill had found his girlfriend’s vibrator, put it in the meter cupboard and switched it on.
Took them ages to find it.
Did they claim compo?
Like fuck!
They had a good laugh about it.
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Exactly the right attitude.
No-one seems to want to take responsibility for their own actions and everything is someone else’s fault.
Good morning
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Well I wouldn’t have had a good laugh about it.
I would have reported the disrespectful cunts and my only regret would be that any compensation would have come from the tax payer and not out of their wages.
Fucking fat wankers.
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Shit bags.Not fit to catch real crims.Industrial sized aga Unk.
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Shouldn’t these naive wet behinds have made a more thorough search and looked to see if the sex toys contained drugs, or anything else unlawful, rather than laugh it off. Even her knickers could’ve contained something. Now she gets compensation to buy other drugs after her Oscar winning performance of pretending to be upset.
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Left out the sniffer dogs to make sure. We still don’t know whether they were used.
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The police had Norfolking scenes at all.
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Nor did I for spelling mistake of no sense.
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It’s not called Silly Suffolk for nothing.
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I imagine they were faaar-right so plod should of turned up with AFO and shot everyone.. don’t take no chances.
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Every fat kid’s dream, a job with the police. No exercise either mental or physical, plenty of bacon sarnies, and a huge pension. Also plenty of opportunities to kill people, beat them up, sexually assault them, rummage through their belonging, throw old ladies in the back of the van, dress up, paint your nails, look at porn….
Good morning, everyone.
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Remember years ago TTCUS, about an officer looking at porn for years and it turned him into an uncontrollable child sex offender and had to be locked up.
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I wonder if the compo was deducted from the Chief Constable’s £160,000 p.a salary ?
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I wonder what they would have found in Wes Streetings drawers, he looks like a right filthy cunt and his boyfriend Dancey looks worse.
All on expenses 😂
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Not to mention the gallons of mascara and makeup and yards of lipstick. Little Wessy’s drawers are probably all made if gossamer and lace and a really fetching shade of pink, plus curious little yellow and brown stains when he has been in a hurry. As the man in the relationship, Strictly come Dancey probably wears St Michael Y-Fronts
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I used to belong to the ‘aren’t our police wonderful?’ school.
Now the more I see of them, the more cynical and disabused I become.
Morning all.
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I can understand how this woman felt. I’ve come across a few immature little tosspots in police uniform and I wouldn’t want them poking around in my house and messing with my porn film collection.
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Interesting header pic, Admin.
However, here`s the actual `woman` …
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i-3500-after-police-played-35795390
I hope plod washed their hands.
🤢🤮
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Hehe, no wonder they were laughing
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