are a cunt.
Wolverhampton Council have introduced a “fat tax” on burials for obese persons, due to increased demand, of all things.
Wolverhampton resident Rosemarie McLaren said she felt the move was “discrimination, it’s not acceptable”.
“Someone like me who’s a bit bigger, is going to be charged [more] because I’m fat,” she added..
Unsurprisingly Rosemarie is a twenty stone Dark Key.
It appears that cremation has never occurred to them,but then again,why wait til the fat cunts die of natural causes,such as an excess of Di Chiggun?
Light em up!
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Spare a thought for lammys pall bearers, may there services be called on quickly.
Plus he could heat Manchester for a week with all those trans-fats in him.
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Free trusses and emergency hernia operations for any silly bastard who wants to help carry Tarzan Dave. It might be better to float him on a barge and set fire to it, while Dawn Butler and Diane Abbott dance stark bollock naked chanting, waving Dave’s spears in the air,
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The article says, “You know people have paid into the system their entire life, paid their council tax to Wolverhampton Council, and for them to be told [the grave is] 20% more because of the size of their loved one, it’s not really acceptable or fair.”
This cunt is talking about Wolverhampton.
I can’t imagine that there are many people in that shit tip that pay council tax, and far fewer who have paid into the system for their entire lives.
The fat bastards should pay more.
They take up more space, and even if they get cremated they should the family should have to pay extra for the increased amount of gas and time in takes to burn them.
Charge them by the kilo.
Good morning everyone!
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Morning Artful, everyone.
Back in the late’90s I worked with a man who lived in Wolverhampton, not sure why. The council increased the rates by several times the rate of inflation. He was hopping mad when a spokesman for the council stated on television; “It doesn’t matter. Most of our residents don’t pay council tax anyway.”
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Until recently, I lived in Wolverhampton. It really is a total shithole, full of ethnics and the streets in the “city” centre full of beggars and spice heads as well. Most of the population already smell like they’ve been dead for years. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough and have happily moved more than 200 miles north of the place, where being white and straight is not yet a crime.
As for my old home town? Well, I say we nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure. That has the added advantage of not having to give a flying fuck about burying morbidly obese, entitled jungle bunnies.
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Sounds like Manchester
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It’s discrimination all right, discrimination against fat people but we know that’s not what they mean. It’s their default position; pull the race card. Fuck ’em, it won’t affect me.
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Coincidentally.,
Where Rosemarie is due to be interred is where my dog likes to take a shit.
Sleep well sweet angel,
May cherubim carry your bloated carcass into heaven….
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You take your dog to Wolverhampton for a shit Mis? Appropriate location but isn’t it a bit of a haul for you?
While we’re on the subject I remember a report a few years ago where experiments were in progress for disposing of corpses by rendering them down to mush with very high pressure water jets and then flushing them down the main drains. Haven’t heard anything since. I wonder if they’re still working on it?
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It is a long way to go Admittedly Arfur.
But nothing is too much trouble for Rosemarie.
By the time i get there im often gagging for a shite myself.
And do you know,
When i drop my guts,
It looks a bit like Rosemarie!
A fitting heartfelt tribute.
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Why don’t their relatives do as their ancestors did and eat the deceased?
There’d be plenty of chiggun-fed pork to go around and it’s better to be in the belly of a loved one than in the cold ground.
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I couldn’t imagine anything worse than burying a love one next to Rosemarie.
Sorry but every time I visited the cemetery clutching flowers id taken from JPs garden,
And saw that big mound where Rosemarie lay sweating and rotting,
Itd make me angry.
Dont they have a ‘coloured’ section in cemeteries?
Over the back somewhere,
Near the recycling bins or something?
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Or return to the continent of their forebears for a free funeral.
Vultures don’t charge anything.
Morning Thomas / all.
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Sort of have a barbecue on the plot, Thomas ? Yes, I’d go with that. With the black family concerned, shouldn’t they have a cooking pot and everyone dance round it ?
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A friend of mine had their horse cremated, Yes I know it could have been converted into dog food and they could have had some cash back, but well they loved it.
Anyway, my last dog cost £150 to cremate, their horse cost £7,000! because it was so fucking big, vets normally call in the knacker man so the search for crematoria that could handle the corpse was a problem.
Ditto fat fucks, they are breaking Ambulance lifts, draining NHS funds and don’t work.
Now I am sure that the undertakers charge for the xxxl box that they go in, but the complaint is being charged for the xxxl hole they go in.
Now there is a solution ( from my sponsor)
https://terramation.uk/
that way the fat fucks can give something back for a change (although I would mince them for pig food) likewise other belief structures that are against crematoria.
a very useful alternative
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How come it costs £5K to be composted but only around £1K to be cooked?
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The fat fucks should be rendered down and made into candles.
We’re going to need them when Miliband turns off the lights.
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recycle as chip fat?
or Fat balls for the birds in the garden?
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There’s always the implication of racism in these BBC stories, regardless of there being a racial element in the first place.
Here they seem to imply that a fat tax would disproportionately effect the dark key community, because everyone knows their wimminz end up being 20st plus heffers.
And having not found the opinion of an obese white wimminz in Wolverhampton means they obviously didn’t bother looking.
Anyway, they needn’t worry too much.
They’ll probably waste away due to some tropical disease brought over by a relative before they cark it.
Problem solved.
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I have to say I went to Blackpool once and found quite a large population of chip fed white hippos, so ethnicity os not the issue its more what you stuff in your mouth
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Quite right. Charge them more for airline seats too. And clothes, they get 4 times the material for the same price! And an extra charge for the poor health workers who have to break their backs lifting them in and out of places.
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You would be surprised how many times I have heard women complaining about the size issue!
do you sit down wee?
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Fat bastards.Send them to Unkle T’s cremation heater instead.
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I hope when I croak my family get me a nice casket?
Something bespoke not off the rack.
Tasteful like,
Few rhinestones,
Bit of carving on the lid.
Thinking balsa wood in case of flooding?
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You not having a Viking funeral then Mis? Does Mrs M know she is to be sacrificed too and buried with your beard comb and rigger boots?
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I’ve already picked out my burial longship.
it will be going down in flames somewhere in Roskilde fjord when the time comes.
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Can you imagine the cost and logistics involved in burying the Turnip, Flabott, Dawn Butt and 5-bellies Emily? All that Labour Landfill will be a civil engineering project to rival HS2.
That’s another black hole Rachel. Please steal some more of our money.
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I have a feeling that when Anthony Blair kicks the bucket they won’t bury him, they will preserve him like they did Stalin, with Wessy popping into the chamber every few weeks to touch him up (with the makeup wand that is). A new dab of lipstick every now and then he will look pristine.
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Better still allow the plebs to piss on his corpse. Charge £20 per piss and use the funds to pay off the national debt.
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Cunty, that would be so popular that after clearing the national debt you could set up a sovereign wealth fund the size of Norway’s with the surplus. That’s without even taking into account all the people who would come round for a second go.
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Call in the ol’ voodoo witch doctor Rosie, he could turn you into a flesh eating zombie with a few bones and chants upon which you could eat some of your excess blubber and qualify for the normal sized plot… ⚰️ lord knows she’s a voodoo child 🎸🎵
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I wonder if they send them off with some appropriate music from the Beached Boys or the Happy Tondays?
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Fatboy slim
20 stone roses
Vulture club
Uk chubs
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Simply fed
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The Weather Girls re-make:
Dawn Butler and Diane Abbotasaurus as The Weathered Ghouls – ‘It’s Raining Menus’
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Regardless of methods for eating consumption, everybody should be having a whale of a time.
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We can offset the cost of the burial by rendering the land whales down for lamp oil if that helps.
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The cunts just need to curtail their chiggun deliveroo hoo hoos to 8 times a week and they’ll soon have enough brass for a full State Funeral.
As is befitting the oppressed minorities in Modern Britain.
The lazy entitled whining fat cunts.
Good morning.
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Never see chinese funerals do you?
Wonder why?
Do they go in the wok?
After 30 yrs selling manky food in a one star hygiene rated chippy
They deserve a decent funeral,
Lest in peas
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The Ch*nks don’t die back home, they just say something the Government doesn’t like then they disappear.
No one knows where.
But you never see a starving komodo dragon.
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No doubt this bantu will win some compo and get even more money from the tax-payer. The benefits of the ‘Windrush generation never cease.’
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This is a nightmare, I suppose this will be on top of the cost of the burial plot, the memorial stone, flowers, black horses, plumes, widow’s weeds, mourners to follow the coffin (they charge by the hour with extra for real tears), backhanders to the priest and the undertaker, the wake.. And then they stop their universal credit when they die. Fucking liberty. On the plus side they can still vote, as long as it’s for Labour.
Good morning, everyone
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Fat people should be charged double for the NHS, or a pay per visit.
There is no excuse for being fat, stop putting more into the cake hole that comes out of the arse hole.
Why do n*gga women have such fat arses anyway, obviously an inferior gene.
One last thought – Ozempic
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certain cultures have certain values, when I was out there up north the bigger the gap between the top two teeth the sexier you were, (mind you there is fuck all food in southern Sahara), further south (west Africa) a woman’s beauty is judged by her arse, the ideal woman you can balance a pint of Guinness on top of her arse like a table.
(This is not my personal perversion but local standards).
anyway like Darwin’s theory, if you tick those boxes you get fucked a lot so that is evolution (and the opportunity to cash in on outsize toilet bowl manufacture).
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If you’re obese (I am 17 stone) and you need an extra 20% space (6 feet instead of 5) then en extra 20% charge seems entirely reasonable to me. The same should apply to airline seats.
If you’re going to be guest of honour at the crematorium and it is plugged into the local energy system then maybe you should qualify for a discount. We don’t have offspring so we are going for the crem as I wouldn’t want anyone thinking they have to look after a grave. If I was to be buried I would be very happy at the thought that Mis, or anyone else, would bring their dog around to see me.
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It’s not really fair is it? Let’s say you’re a single fat cunt who had no kids and lived alone but paid your taxes including council tax and used local services lightly, the cunts sting you one last time
Scrawny spunk bucket who had kids, at least 3 of them special educational needs, older ones regularly using police time, the whole family monitored by social services plus your council tax and rent covered, you get pip because you’ve wrangled the system well but hey you’re not overweight so you’re good to milk the tax payer one last time.
Maybe they should calculate your cost to society instead of how much you enjoyed the food you worked to pay for.
Councils are looking to get extra dollar to cover the costs of social care which has spiralled out of all control to pay for cunts who do nothing to justify their existence.
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Rosemarie should be carried into the church in a big KFC bucket with the undertaker dressed as colonel Sanders.
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Fair?
When does fair ever come into these things where there’s money to be grubbed by a Council? If somebody’s seven stone wringing wet, do they offer them 20% off for a four foot wide grave?
I bet Rachel Theeves is watching this with interest. A grave tax, why not? I wonder if she’s thought about bringing a window tax back, or a salt tax?
Come on Rachel, we all know how easy it is for Labour to tax its way to growth…
Morning all.
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Rachel’s busy deleting her advice to Angie.
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I did not realise that Rachel Reeves had written a book until yesterday , when I saw it in our local library, something about women who have influenced economics. Presumably she isn’t bothered about doing this in a good way.
I looked at reviews of it online and one man summed it up very well ” even an average GCSE student would have the nous to not copy entire paragraphs from Wikipedia or similar, without changing the odd word here and there , and some might have the decency to credit their sources as well” .She really is the personification of someone promoted beyond their capabilities.
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scrawny cunt here, no kids, pays taxes.
Thats why I am on this site.
A right bitter cunt!😢
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The size of some coffins built these days, its a wonder they don’t get launched from the shipyards with a bottle champagne, to wave them on their way into 6 feet of water.
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Novelty coffins seem to be a bit of a thing as well recently, you know, covered in pictures of the Beatles or Elvis, your team’s colours, the Newcastle Brown logo, or whatever.
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“Someone like me is going to be charged more because I’m fat”. She talks like she’s going to die in the next couple of weeks so the extra charge is inevitable. And as though the extra blubber she’s carrying around with her is mandatory. Why doesn’t she think about getting rid of some of it? Then the chances are she’ll live longer and she’ll also save money in the long run.
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That, Allan, would actually require sensible adult thinking.
I do agree, though.
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Fuck me, I went to one of those funerals!
Afterwards I spoke to a colleague who was on my first to die list and advised him to sort his coffin out pronto.
My mates dad had just gone into the oven in a cardboard box wrapped like a fucking sky van!
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If she’s that worried perhaps she should pop off now before the tax comes in and save herself a few quid, early worm and all that.
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Why anyone would choose burial over cremation is beyond me.
What if you weren’t really dead and woke up 6ft under?
Anyway, fat cunts should have to pay extra.
On the other hand, babies, kids and midgets ought to get a discount.
That’s only fair.
Same rule applies to coffins.
Blacks of whatever size should pay a surcharge for handling costs.
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