is a cunt.
Go on cunters, admit it. You hoped that you’d heard the last of the notorious Wee Jimmy Krankie look-alike after her desperate and spectacular fall from grace as Scotland’s First Minister.
‘Fraid not. The chunky little chancer is still seen hanging about Holyrood very occasionally, still trousering her MSP’s salary for seemingly doing very little. But lately she’s chiefly out and about on the promo circuit, desperately trying to drum up enthusiasm for her memoir ‘Frankly (or how I shafted Alex Salmond)’. No doubt stacks of these volumes will shortly be making their way to remainder bookshops and charity stores near you. Snap up your copy while stocks last.
But that’s not the worst of it, no. Get this; wee Nick Nick is talking about leaving behind the bagpipes and misty mountain land of her fathers, in order to seek some anonymity away from her goldfish bowl life in Scotland. Her persistent self-promotion notwithstanding, she’s claiming that the constant glare of being in the spotlight is all getting a bit much.
Whence might some solace be sought, I hear you ask? Perhaps lost among the teeming millions of Paris or New York, or in the quiet stillness of the Alps? Er… well no. Apparently Wee Jimmy, who has spent much of her life as a professional berater of England and the English, now spends a lot of her time in London, and is thinking of moving there. Dr Johnson’s noble prospect of that high road south does indeed beckon.
‘England is not yet a foreign country, would never be a foreign country, obviously even when we’re independent’ burbles Krankie, somewhat confusingly. Funny, but if Scottish independence is ever realised, here’s one Englishman who’s under the impression that England will indeed be ‘a foreign country’ to Scotland, just as much as France, Switzerland, or anywhere else for that matter. But then I don’t think that Sturgeon ever figured out just what independence for Scotland would REALLY mean in terms of its future status vis-a-vis the remainder of the UK. I think she thought of it somewhat in terms of the Markles’ ‘half in half out’ arrangement with the monarchy; keep the good bits, ditch the bad.
Personally I’m not enamoured by the prospect of some hypocrite who’s made a career of moaning, whingeing and bitching about the English moving south to take up residence, so as the wife would say, ‘get tae fuck Krankie’. Scotland’s fucking welcome to you.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
A failure with a penchant for mysterious motor homes.
A fake former husband,immediately jettisoned once the niceties of her political career collapsed.
Her party a disaster,kept afloat by English wealth and unfortunate stupidity.
Perhaps most galling,the direct spawn of Tony vermin Bliar’s crippling devolution policies.
A midgęt toad aboard the tartan Gravy Train.
Highland Oven.
Good morning.
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As you say Unk, another serious problem which can be traced back to Blair. I never could see the case for devolution. Now Rayner is promising more elected mayors. Why? Just another seat on the gravy train.
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It will be a rest cure for “important” Labour MPs like that little poof Streeting when they invariably lose their seats (whoops, duckie!”) at the General Election. Little Wessy as Mayor of East London. That’s why dirty Ange wants more Mayors (though she’d rather have stallions).
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There seems to be a direct correlation between elected Mayors, police Commissioners and an exponential increase in crime
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She declared recently it is “non binary”. Double Highland oven please UT
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Someone who despises England and the English, yet wants to live here?
Haven’t we got enough of those arriving in Kent already?
Or in the House of Commons?
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When the Reform Government start the mass deportations I’m hoping that, due to an administrative error, Kranks is classified as an illegal alien and transported to South Georgia.
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Scotland needs a monument to mark the Empress Nicola’s many achievements. It could celebrate Scotland becoming Europe’s drug death capital, educational standards in freefall, launching a ferry with painted-on windows or her superinjunction to prevent reporting of her lesbian affair with a Frog.
Then of course there’s the motorhome and the lavender marriage. But for me I’d like to see Edinburgh’s Scott Monument pulled down (I’m sure Sir Walter must have written something mildly racist necessitating his cancellation) and replaced with a 100 foot high statue of female prison inmate Isla Bryson. Looking minxy in her blond wig and pink leggings with a boner bulge that would make even Mucky Ange wince.
A fitting epitaph for Wee Krankie’s time in office.
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‘Campervangate’ indeed Geodie.
The trans issue also seems to be an odd hill to pick to die on.
It’s a pity that she won’t just fade away, but prove to be another unflushable turd.
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She is starting to look very butch and beefy. I reckon she is coming South to team up with Angela Eagle, so they can give demonstration bouts at the Lesbian Labour Ladies Wrestling Club, which, now that autumn is here is starting its 25/26 season at The Dyke Hall in Mincing Lane. Seconds away……
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Indeed she is looking more and more chunky Mr B, as indicated by the pic up top.
She earns the sobriquet ‘Legohead’ more each day as well.
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Fuck off you fishy bastard, please don’t choose my last vestige of England to pollute with your hypocritical bollocks. Go and annoy the Icelandics or something. Bloody politicians.
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For the sake of cross border harmony, and to show a united front to all the nay says, take her. No please, take her, no really, accept her with my blessing. As 2Tier said “one in, one out” I left my home county of Kent and came here so it’s only fair you get one back.
Slough, land of Lego, what better place for her to settle in?
A nasty little, duplicitous, scheming, poisoned dwarf (sorry, person of limited stature) who did more to spread disharmony with her misplaced romantic independence ideology than Charlie “from oot the West”
Mornin’ all. from this bit of The United Kingdom, which is what we are, and voted to remain part of.
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All I can say is she must still be using her first tube of lipstick, due to how tight lipped she is.
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I wonder, does Wee Burney still hear from her/his brother, Gash?
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I wish Nessie would come along and gobble the Haggis bothered.Wench.
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BOTHERER.CHEAP CHINKY PHONE.
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Terror of the Zygons.
That was a real classic. Tom Baker in tartan gear, and the lovely Elisabeth Sladen (RIP) as gorgeous as ever.
Suction cup covered aliens (Zygons) up to skullduggery in a base under Loch Ness. With not a poofy producer, an uppity woman, tranny freak, or prancing gayblack in sight.
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Once in that trough feeding their boat race these detestable pieces of 💩 find it impossible to find the rim and climb out for a more honest way of living…piggy in looks and a massive hog in the mud …take the high road ya wee bint 🛣️
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Song for Afghanistan.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=you+shook+me+led+zeppelin
Fuck them.
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Admin @. Don’t know what happened here.
It can be scrubbed.
Cheers.
Jack.
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Song for Afghanistan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM3kl-hg4rI&list=RDOM3kl-hg4rI&start_radio=1
Fuck them.
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F ’em indeed.
Rounding out the top 5 in this weeks Afghan charts we have
Shake Rattle & Roll – Bill Haley and his Comets
Shaking All Over – Johnny Kidd and the Pirates
You Shook Me All Night Long – AC/DC
Shake Baby Shake – Champion Jack Dupree
I wonder how much ££££ aid the foreign office is going to rustle up for them at our expense? Doubtless it’ll just be added to another of Rachel’s black holes.
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We’ll be in it for millions, knowing our govt. ☹️
Morning Dickie. 👍
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She hates the fukkin Onglish, will fit in well in Londonstan.
The shortarsed cunt.
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Legohead recently said in a interview in answer to a question
“sexuality is fluid”
Think she means she likes hairy oysters!
Fishfingers for tea eh Mrs Krankie?
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How come she was never called rascist for stirring up hatred against the English?
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Looking back, I’m always struck by just what a back of a fag packet, guddle of a case the SNP put up at the time of the referendum;
“Aye well, we’ll hae independunce fae Englund, an’ be an utterly free an’ sovereign nayshun in th’ EU, the new Greece ye ken. Magic. They’ll hae us nae problem, even if we cannae meet th’ ecnormic criter…criter…criterinums fae joinin’.
Whit money will us be usin’? Well, we’ll hae oor ain Scortish groat at some time ‘when circumstances allow’ ye ken. This year, next year…Or mebbes that Euro thingy. Meantimes, we’ll keep th’ poond, an’ the Bank o’ England can just carry on setting oor rates an’ stuff as normal, an’ act as oor lender o’ last resort when it gaes tits oop; Englush taxpayers can suck it oop. They can hae oor share o’ th’ nashnull debt while they’re aboot it.
Course we’ll hae an open bordur wi’ the purchaser o’ most o’ oor stuff; a free flow o’ goods an’ services an’ peepull, nay passports, taxes an’ stuff. The UK will be happy wi’ that, nae doobt. Mind youse, Tridunt gunnae have ta gae . Too bad aboot the jawbs ken. We’ll convert all ra fishin’ boats noo raduntent tae destroyers fer oor ayn defence…” etc blah.
As I say, it strikes me that they thought they could have some kind of pick and mix arrangement with rUK, like the horrible Markles wanted with the royal family; keep all the bits they liked in the relationship, throw over the stuff they didn’t. They never got that it was ‘you’re all in, or you’re all out’.
The thinking seemed a real snash to me at the time, and still does in retrospect.
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I’m sure this poison dwàrf must have some kind of super injunction in place.
No one can tell me that some intrepid journalist hasn’t been investigating rumours of a Lavender Marriage and Fish Suppering Frolics.
Good morning 👍
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‘I could fall for a woman’
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/08/14/sturgeon-could-fall-for-woman/
No shit Sherlock!
Morning all
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Bet shes had the freckles licked off her tuppence
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Oops, sorry admin. it must have been something I said, Moi? Surely not?
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Still looking hot after all these years, Nucky! Phwoar!!
Good morning, everyone.
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One thing Lego head said that wasn’t far from the mark ‘I detest the Tories’ , the little fat jock now wants to live in England governed by a party that is even worse.
Has the help for Afghanistan appeal started yet.
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She (?) certainly has a face for radio, what an ugly bitch. Where are her lips? She looks like a desiccated corpse with lipstick on.
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Now you come to mention it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWHYmNrAFlI
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‘A face for radio’; I love it.
I always admire anyone who spells ‘desiccated’ correctly, Mr B!
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Lips more like a pigs arsehole now you mention it, and constantly spewing shite.
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Fugly butch bitch who is fast becoming as bloated and sallow as her old rival, Salmond.
hopefully she soon meets the same fate, her heart exploding as she reaches for a bottle of ketchup.
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She’s got the soap dodges genes. Cunts like her age like a Glasgow jakie, life expectancy 56.
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Hairy oysters for tea eh mrs Krankie?
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Start a petition banning the ugly wee ginger snap.
She could hide in the highlands, there’s nobody there.
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She has definitely been scoffing the toblerones.
This is the woman who would have separated Scotland from England, leaving it without a currency, defence, national grid or standing army. She’d have set Scotland back 600 years. Then she was found out to have been complicit with a fraud. If Murrell’s case had been anyone else it would have been tried within 12 months and he’d have got 6 years, maybe more, for embezzlement. As yet, no court case. WHY?
Fuck off Nicola. I knew you were a wrong ‘un when I saw you on the train aged 17 going to an SNP rally.
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Where’s Bricktop and his pig farmer mate? could really do with them now!
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