Are not only cuntish, but infuriating.
We have 8 public/religious Bank Holidays in the UK. Five are fixed, but three aren’t.
Christmas Day
Boxing Day
New Year’s Day.
Now, traditionally if one (or even two) of these dates fall on a weekend, the following Monday ( and Tuesday) become Bank Holidays, and have done for my entire life.
For some reason, this rag seems to think that Boxing Day in 2026 deserves a special mention.
Do they think we’re cretins? How the hell is this news, and even if I was oblivious, why do I need to be notified 16 months in advance?
Slow news day indeed!
Your favorite idiotic headline, please.
I cannot be the only person who finds this infuriating.
Nominated by Jeezum Preist.
The back page headline HEAVYWEIGHT WRESTLER EMILY THORNBERRY DIES OF HEART ATTACK ATTEMPTING A CROSS BUTTOCKS WITH OPPONENT DIANE ABBOTT
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RUSTY BOLLOCKS PREFERS TO BE A RECLUSE.
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STRAIGHT MEN NO LONGER REPRESENTED IN PARLIAMENT
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RAYNER BUYS CHASTITY BELT.
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Not clickbait wankery, but I liked The Onion’s headline pertaining to July 1969.
HOLY SHIT!
MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-STXSkeWJ5PAsOukBrvtM59JBivux3kS6tgyOVtVozQ&s=10
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The article is decent too, if you can find an alternate scan y’can zoom in on better.
Houston & Armstrong swearing away to each other in amazement …
‘Jesus H Christ, Neil, we can’t believe you’re actually on the fucking moon, over.”
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These wankers are all over Youtube.
They’ll show a photo of some celebrity (a soap star. rock star) and have a headline that says ‘This is how they look now!’. And, they’ll be a picture of a skeleton or a decrepit 100 year old on a drip.
Obviously bollocks, but there are loads of them.
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YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT MADDY MCCANN LOOKS LIKE TODAY!!!!
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Couple of months back there was a bit of a tizzy ..
“Ford recall 650,000 vehicles over handbrake flaw’
Half a dozen more on the same issue … a mix of Ford/recall/brakes/urgent/essential
But sixth news site down, …one stuck out in their desperate click whoring…
‘Large auto manufacturer issues urgent brakes recall”
Fucking cunts.
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