Brewdog (2)


is a cunt.

Spare a thought for man-bun hipster soyboys Hugo and Josh, cunters. Finding a £7-a-third barrel aged mango and pineapple blancmange New England IPA is getting harder and harder as oh-so-cool Brewdog has finally been found out. Fewer and fewer pubs are stocking their overpriced rat urine.

The Ben & Jerrys of beer have never missed an opportunity to leap onto the latest passing woke bandwagon to demonstrate their cool, bien pensant credentials. Which makes the fact that their shitshow is now dependent on Wetherspoons and their Brexit-supporting boss Tim Martin all the more ironic.

Come on Tim, chuck the cunts out of your pubs as well and hopefully they’ll go bust. Hugo and Josh will just have to hold their noses and mix with all those ghastly Reform voters in Spoons in future. It’s no wonder they’re in tears.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

70 thoughts on “Brewdog (2)

  1. Ben & Jerry’s of beer!
    Excellent description, GT…and entirely true.
    Although their fruity benderisms tastes better than our local brewery (Arkells), which is fucking disgusting and tastes like sulphury eggs…🤢

    • I remember Arkells from the early 2000s. Popular in Gloucester and all points south. Fuck knows why as it gave you the most horrendous flatulence.

  2. Good cunting this. The Jamie Oliver of the brewing world.

    Also anybody who produces Session Ales deserves nothing but ire.

    Are Wetherspoons keeping it on tap aa a ‘diet’ option?

  3. I regret to say I have tried their “beer” by mistake..

    It tasted like washing up liquid that had passed through the guts of David “no flight too expensive” Lammy.

    The dirty,dirty cunts.

    Dear me.

    • An interesting observation, Unkle.

      Of course everyone’s perception of taste is different. For what it’s worth, my own sensory evaluation of Punk IPA suggested that it had passed through the urinary tract of an unneutered tom cat.

    • I’ve tried it too, Ankle. Some friends of mine decided to meet at the Waterloo one. Glancing at the menu, I thought it looked reasonably-priced – £4.00 for Cedar Toilet Wash, £4.20 for Fizzy Lemon Dolphin Piss, £4.50 for Lime Woke Explosion.

      Then I noticed it said …… 1/2 pint.

  4. Ive tried it too.
    Brewdog Punk.

    Nothing punk about it.
    More Showaddywaddy.
    Like virgins piss.

    Alright for Crispins but id rather have a nice pint of mild.

    Ps
    Had a lovely pint of best bitter in Hayfield yesterday with sunday dinner in the Sportsman pub.

    How delightful to be a Englishman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  5. Having a whip round for Afghanistan if anyone wants to donate?

    Earlier it was 600 dead.
    Now its 800.
    Over a 1000 injured.
    Poor mites.

    Maybe wear PPE lads,
    Sandals and jimjams dont cut the mustard.
    Treat yourselves.
    Get a hard hat👍

  6. Being a none drinker I still want to stick my nose in on the subject, but the biscuit bastards aren’t allowing me. Its enough to turn you to drink.

  7. Great cunting Mr Twat.

    These two grifting mongs were allegedly thinking of funding a football club. I bet the supporters are breathing a sigh of relief that it didn’t happen .Probably failed the due diligence. Boo-hoo, woof-woof. Wet cunts.

  8. Brewdog have trigger happy lawyers.
    And been in no end of legal fights.
    They also treat their staff like shite.

    The founder James Watt is the Oxford English dictionary definition of the term copperbottomed cunt.

    Dont buy it.
    Its rubbish.
    Loads of great draught beers out there.

      • Im fond of a flatcap meself LL.
        But then ive got cheekbones to die for and a perfectly formed head.
        So can pull it off and look amazeballs.
        James unfortunately has a underdeveloped head and just looks like a twat in a flatcap.

    • You have a favourite, MNC?
      Mine’s Gouden Carolus…a wince inducingly expensive Belgian ale…second only to drinking §asha Jọhnson’s involuntary vaginal discharge.

      • Not really Thomas, like Thwaites bitter,
        Black dog ale,
        Loads i like,
        Used to be Boddingtons when it was really creamy and brewed in Manchester but its not as good nowadays.

        Oh an i like Trooper!
        Stockports own Robinsons brewery collaboration with Iron Maiden.

      • Timothy Taylor Landlord on draught in certain Yorkshire pubs cannot be surpassed.

        Once got larroped on Theakstons Old Peculiar..fell into the bath after Beer Tardis and had the most tremendous heartburn..

        Splendid.

  9. I am a real ale twat. My favourite is California quinoa and organic avocado IPA. They dont sell it at my local so I make do with Tim Taylors Landlord. The only decent thing to come out of Yorkshire.

    • Interesting. Scrolling down the link, I have a 1975 Pulsar Hamilton red LED digital watch in minty condition. They cost as much as a car in 1972 (2000 USD).

  10. Brew💩…70 different names for the same taste, overhyped and now hopefully shown the 🚪 from what remains of our once thriving and pub on every corner industry….bowland brewery is a current favourite of mine, great ales and beautiful foamy head also moorhouses a small Burnley brewery with fine ale…stick your tropical pineapple and gecko lizard concoction up your ringpiece Mr 🐕…hand pulled traditional is the 🐕s bollocks 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  11. I don’t drink very often, but I only drink Cole’s Stout, Cole’s single malt or Brandy and coke

    Brewdog sounds like something you feed to pigs!

  12. There’s a horrible little woke ‘bar’ very near us.

    It is called The Dog Haus, a dreadful yuppiefied place that says ‘Dogs Welcome’.
    Needless to say, it’s full of ‘modern man’ cunts with their hounds and daft stupid wimmin. No MILFs or saucy pieces. Just stupid horsey types that spout babbling blabbering crap. ‘Oh yah! Brill!’ and that sort of shite.

    Does it not occur to these cretins that if there are multiple dogs in one small room (which it is), then there will be fights between the animals and also a lot of loud barking?

    Also, this little woke hole has live ‘entertainment’. Recently they had nauseating woke favourite and thoroughly unfunny spaz, Jack Carrol. That alone shows where this place is at.🤢

      • The little newsagents that used to be at Unsworth Pole? Next to Stotts the opticians?

        Well, that paper shop is now the Dog Haus,Cuntstable.

        I bet old Sammy Weir – who used to own/run that paper shop – is spinning in his grave.

      • All the pubs i go in are dog friendly.
        Or i think so,
        Nobody has ever objected.

        Not that id pay any attention.
        Speak to the dog.
        None of my business 😁

    • Carroll’s stand up ‘routine’ is mincing about and squeaking in a very camp voice ‘Oooh! If they know am ere, they’ll stop me benefits!’

      He does this ad nauseam. Revels in flaunting his ‘disability’. If the cunt is earning money from doing ‘comedy’ gigs, the little freak should not get a penny from the system. He is about as funny as creeping gangrene on the knackers. Horrendous little bastard.

  13. Just hung a 5ft cross of st George flag outside our backgarden up a lamppost.

    Looks mint.
    Emily Thornberry would shit kittens if she saw it. 😂

  14. O/T ‘Overwhelmingly white’ countryside needs more halal food, report claims
    Academics argue that rural England should make ‘sustained inclusion efforts’ for ethnic minorities.
    Head of “hate studies”.
    4 eyed cunt fuck off to Muzzoland.

  15. Head of Hate studies?
    He should come on ISAC.
    He can write a novel the speccy twat.

    Halal food in the countryside?

    ” ill have the sunday roast please Bernard and a pliughmans for Gunga Din”
    😁

  16. Bet i know more about hate than that egghead.

    Im a fuckin PHD in Hate.
    We both went on mastermind specialist subject HATE id batter the cunt.

    Win the fuckin speedboat or fitted kitchen
    Or whatever the fuck you win on mastermind.

    Obviously ive never watched it.
    Its for bedwetters.

  17. Was given a bottle years ago to try. Bland and uninteresting. The name alone put me off, trying to hard to be “down with the kids”.
    “Has after notes of citrus” “biscuity caramel” “crafted by …., ”
    Any of the above phrases or similar should be taken as a warning.
    Beer comes from a brewer not a research laboratory, or at least it should do. And another thing, why can’t you get a decent loaf of bread any more?

  18. Pixie balls is going to sort out immigration..

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    What a useless twat that withered old hag is..!

    Plus, fancy having to shag Ed…🤮

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