Amie Upton

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Is a cunt who also appears to be some kind of neo-natal necrophilia-obsessed fetishist.

** All, please be warned that this cunting involves death in childbirth, or shortly after **

Zoe Wards baby boy died at three weeks as a result of brain damage. After a recommendation from a family friend, she asked Florries Army to arrange the funeral, set up by Upton following her own daughters still birth in 2017.
Ms. Upton presented herself as a Funeral director. However, when Ms. Ward went to the address provided the following day, she was absolutely distraught to find that it was not only Uptons home, complete with cat and dog, but that her baby was posed in a baby bouncer “watching” cartoons on TV.

After phoning her mother in hysterics, a proper funeral director came and removed the baby to an appropriate place.

First. I offer my sincere condolences to anyone who has lost a child in such tragic circumstances.
I cannot imagine your pain.

You will be absolutely astonished to learn that in England and Wales, people who offer funeral services are totally unregulated, and you need zero qualifications to set yourself up in that business.

bbcnews

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

42 thoughts on “Amie Upton”

  1. Is anybody surprised by anything anymore? Fackin hell.

    Morning all.

    No doubt she’ll play the mental elf card.

    • Dont think shes playing it Ron,
      Think shes genuinely a fuckin nutter!!!

      Holy fuck,
      Watching cartoons with a room full of dead babies?!

  2. This bissom reminds me of the wimminz preachers Wireless 4 get on Prayer For the Day (it follows the Shipping Forecast each day and sometimes I am too slow in finding the on/off switch. Some of those old boilers are kinky for death, and it seems this grotesque creature is as well. It really was a horrific story, and the effect on the parents is unimaginable.

    Double standards again – because it is a woman responsible the law and the media won’t go so heavy on her – had it been a man they would have been down on him like a ton of bricks.

  3. Keeping the poor babies out of it, Upton can read me bedtime story to get me off to sleep, due to being a longtime sufferer of insomnia.

  5. Another symptom of the disease that is feminism. If women were having kids and staying at home as they’re meant to, this sort of thing would be a lot rarer.

  7. Some corners of humanity are too much to deal with. Those poor parents, how do you deal with that after a losing a baby.

    • Afternoon SV…and doesn’t it always seem to be the way that it’s the nicest people who lose babies.
      Women who would’ve provided a stable and loving background for a child, yet the people who love on benefits, are overweight and live on ciggies and takeaways always seem to be the most undeservedly fertile.

  8. The only thing I can think of in her defence is the fact that she herself had a stillborn baby. Maybe that’s what screwed her up.

    Impossible to squeeze any levity out of this nom though, so I’m ducking out.

  10. Many a joke has been said by people saying when I’m gone just toss me into a black sack I don’t care 😩…think I’ll ask next door will she keep me in her bedroom the fit milf that she is 💋

    • I want to be filled with sausage meat and exploded like Mr. Creosote in the middle of a mosque during evening prayers, showering every terrorist with piggy pieces.

      • Would you also Thomas, need the vital ingredient After Eight Mint and who would be the unlucky person to give it to you.

      • That’s brilliant Mr Cunt Engine. You would also make a mess of all the carpets – a win-win.

  12. OT but apparently we’ve recognised the Palestinian state. I didn’t do it, did any of you or was it just the government on my behalf?

    • Yeah, and Keir’s Labour also ‘recognises’ Brigadoon, Gallifrey, Wheelie World and other places – like the Palestinian State – that don’t exist.

      • Cheers, Sixdog.

        And Sir Kweir would also have us believe that gays are from a happy clappy rainbow fairyland. And that they aren’t great hairy sodomites who groom and corrupt kids, and spread AIDS around.🏳️‍🌈☠️

      • Two Kweers is a fucking international disgrace. His head is so far up Ali’s arse I am surprised he can recognise anything. I am pissed off that The Donald didn’t kick his fucking head in. Very disappointing.

        Good evening, everyone.

  14. God almighty, this Country is a basket from the very top to the bottom. Broadmoor awaits for this fucking loon, and good riddance.

  16. Obviously a very distraught woman fcaused by the tragic death of her own child. A sad case. But clearly the undertaking business should be regulated. Surprised it isn’t.

    • If that is the case I might start up my own undertakery. I will display my customers, tastefully, in the window, like a real shop. We could have leg of Lammy, Kweer with an apple in this mouth, (cremations with taste and decorum) scrag end of AnalEase, Peter Kyle rump, Miliband’s tongue, a Reeves trotter, streaky Streeting, and, as the centrepiece, Mandy with a “join our Christmas Club” card dangling from his foot. Fast turnaround – remember those old dry cleaner posters – “In by 10 ready at 5”

  19. The wretch is clearly unhinged.
    Didn’t the grieving parents have the slightest suspicion when she quoted them an “all-in” package for £12.00 (including VAT) ?

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