Readers of this site may recall a nomination for one Johnny Somali. An “Youtuber” who travelled around harassing citizens in various cities around the world and generally making a nuisance of himself.
I use the past tense travelled because, as the old saying goes, Johnny fucked about and found out and is now looking at 10-20 years in a Korean prison.
What a pity. What a shame. Never mind.
Now a Russian-American “Youtuber” by the name of Vitaly Zdorovetskiy is in line for a similar fate. Public harassment and generally being a vexatious little twat has landed him in hot water in the Philippines.
There was talk of deportation but both Russia and America have refused to accept him.
I don’t know if he’s aware but prison in the Philippines, like a lot of Asian countries, and in South America for that matter, are not nice places to visit.
If not, he’ll soon learn.
Don’t know about anyone else but when I go abroad, I do my best not to stand out and to keep myself to myself. Aaah but then I don’t have the mental age of a 13 year old feral yooof.
Enjoy your stay Vitaly. CNN link about Philippine Prisons.
Nominated by : Harold
As he seems to like pranks, someone should prank him by glueing him into a realistic dog costume then enact a sort of canine ‘Running Man’ round the prison with hordes of slitty-eyed cunts chasing after him with meat cleavers and barbeque sauce, declaring him “derricious”.
That would be splendid content.
Good morning to one and all.
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Russian american!
Christ, what a mix.
Hes going to learn some serious life lessons in a phillipino prison.
Hey, he probably cant get access to a computer but hed do well youtubing it.
Beaten with bamboo canes off the guards 23k likes
Raped by other prisoners 45k likes.
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Ive changed my mind.
Hes ace.
I read the links and his pranks are brilliant!
He humiliates black people
Chasing them dressed as a zombie😂
And lured a sex case who thought he was meeting a underage girl to a flat and shaved his head and eyebrows off
Not letting him go till he ate his own. Pubes😂
Blokes a genius!!
Harold yiu should be ashamed of yourself.
Lets raise his bail money.
Free Vitaly👍
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Black folk appreciate a funny prank.
It’d be hilarious to chase them dressed as KKKlansmen, wielding burning crosses and nooses.
Not forgetting muzzıes of course, who could be cajoled into taking part in a terrorist version of Takeshi’s Castle where they have to navigate obstacles made of plastic with bacon and sausage accoutrements and when they get ‘gunged’, like in Noël’s House Party, it’s actually shower gel. Then all the carpet-riding participants get tied down and raped by dogs and pigs until they suffer a Stuart Lubbock-esque death by anal haemmorhage.
Now that’d be worth the licence fee.
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Excellent.
Of course,when the hosts of these wonderful bbc light entertainment shows are unmasked as the inevitable child abusérs and sexuāl miscreants that they undoubtedly are,they should be shot alongside the entire production crew.
Good morning sir.
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What a silly cunt.
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Send him to the frontline in Ukraine and let him prank a kamikaze drone.
The charge of ‘unjust vexation’ was interesting too. Never heard of it.
Probably translates as locals annoyed with foreign cunts taking the piss. I know the feeling well.
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Somewhat O/T, but a prank of sorts I suppose.
Starmer’s Britain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0bmJlrhRg4
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True
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What surprised me in the MSN story was this non-entity being described as a “celebrity”. For turning out cheap little YT videos/. At one time a “celebrity” was Lady Isobell Barnett, or Katie Boyle – not a dime a dozen “prankster” or “influencers”.
I wonder, by the by, whatever happened to that little teenage darkie a year or two back who was always breaking into East London houses, stealing phones etc as a “prank” for the delight of his followers?. He was in the papers every week – I suppose the 15 minutes of fame are over.
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I sincerely hope he walked into the wrong house and was promptly beaten to death.
Good morning.
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@wc…the little 🐒 finally found the one 🧠 cell he has and is using it working in McDonald’s serving his bro’s …fame over
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Monumental bell end.
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Ignore the twat by pretending the nonentity doesn’t exist, will send the cunt further round the twist than he already is, if that’s possible. They could also put him amongst the herd of yellow shirts dressed as a multicoloured clown with bells attached to help him all the more noticeable. His large shoes treading on everyone’s toes will make him all the more unpopular. He’s there to be experimented on, until they find the right ingredient that suits, making him wish he’d never been born.
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Persona non grata out in the wild steaming jungles of the Philippines facing criminal charges?
What a silly fellow.
He’s a fucking dead man.
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Another attention seeking inadequate.
Useless fukwit.
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Lets make him Prime minister?
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The cunt Jeremy Beadle nearly got a slap in home town, but these cunts need wasting.
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Ive loved pranks my whole life.
Gotten me in no end of trouble 😁
As a nipper buying itching powder and sweets that turn your mouth blue from the Joke Shop
To workplace high jinks that got me suspended
Setting fire to the bottom of someones jeans whod crashed out stoned,
Shaving peoples eyebrows off
Drawing swastikas on foreheads of the sleeping,
Wiping my bellend around the rim of the managers brew mug.
Innocent fun for a active mind.
Now im older tend not to prank anymore,
But i still appreciate the pranks of others.
https://youtu.be/vSidTZlSbzY?si=MksPAXhG_e_5mpIL
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Excellent, Mis.
Also, “Park your car, sir ?” …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW35-nCHwSI
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https://youtu.be/4awVqRr1eCo?si=518-3CbqYjNZh7lI
Zitalys miami zombie attack prank.
Sootys are really scared of zombies!!
I never knew.
Answer to the channel migrants.
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Fuck this insignificant pointless something-lacking-in-his-brain cunt. He is of no earthly significance.
I’m trying to get the measure of that cnn report on the shithole dump overcrowded slum prison in the shithole dump overcrowded slum country. (on a shithole dump overcrowded slum planet, a wit might suggest).
Is it supposed to elicit some kind of pity for the 4,000 incarcerated cunts? And if so, why?
Worry about decent types, media hand-wringers. If the 4,000 cunts there died overnight, the planet as a whole would be better off… today, tomorrow and every day going forward.
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When I was a wee chap in short trousers there were only two types of “influencer” There were “a bad influence” and “a good influence”. The latter was generally another name for good parenting, ie. morals, behaviour, attitudes and such like, the former were anybody riding m/cycles in leather jackets and watching “Blackboard Jungle”.
It seems that the two types have now been subsumed and buried, and now an “influencer” is just a synonym for twat.
Throughout history we have always had twats in our midst the worry now is not the individual twat but the number of folk who trail along in their wake watching, listening and emulating them.
Never mind the talking potato which purports to be our Prime minister has decided to give them the vote.
Mornin’ and a fresh breeze from the n/west with scattered showers.
p.s. Lucy Connolly, wife of a Tory jailed for a tweet. Riki Jones Labour councillor (Dartford) posts a utube clip advocating cutting the throats of the “far right”. Court case twice held over and now scheduled for some time this year.
“Justice will be swift and fair” Fuck me I despise Starmer more than Blair and that is saying something.
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This Johnny Somali wannabe drove over an old man’s foot, and some other stuff.
Brought up before the beak he acted the smart-arse. The judge soon wiped the smirk off of his face by telling him he’d be incarcerated in the shitiest penitentiary the Philippines has to offer, he’d be deprived of his steroids, and sleep with numerous violent hairy inmates who’d bum him on a daily basis.
He’d suffer malnutrition by eating rotten veg only and be exposed to scorching temperatures of 90+ degrees Fahrenheit with no air conditioning, whilst contracting diseases from rats, cockroaches and so on.
Chances are he would not survive.
Even Ferdinand Marcos Jr, current president of the Philippines, said he’s a cunt, and he should know a cunt when he sees one.
Filipinos are nothing if not generous and welcoming to foreigners. Time we took a leaf from their book.
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Spot on Mr Baker.
That will learn the cunt.
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