The RSPCA

 

is a cunt.

Swindon advertiser

This venerable body have published advice on what to do if you find an injured mouse or rat in your garden.

Use a towel to pick it up, gardening gloves should be worn as injured animals may nip. Place in a plastic ( not cardboard) container. Put them in a safe place out of reach of family pets. Contact a wildlife charity or vet for advice on getting treatment.
As a cautionary note, as you’re now St. Francis of Assisi, be prepared for the animal to be euthanised!

Fuck that for a game of soldiers! Are these cunts mad? Take a disease ridden rodent to a vet? Not on planet Priest.

JPs advice. Get your shovel out of the shed. Wear gardening gloves as a wood splinter hurts like a bastard. Using the sharp edge decapitate the fucking thing. Now, using the flat side scoop the remains and either place in your garden incinerator or in a plastic bag, which you should then knot and place in your household waste bin.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

83 thoughts on “The RSPCA

  1. Apologies for this OT post. Also, sincere apologies for the outburst….

    ONANA YOU USELESS TREESWINGING CUNT YOU SHOULD BE MELTED DOWN FIOR GLUE, YOU INADEQUATE INEPT INCOMPETENT CHOCOLATE CUNT!🤬🤬🤬

    And that Portuguese Pimp Amorim can get sacked and fuck off and all!

  2. Off topic but it would appear that the Manchester United player Andre Onana doesn’t fit the criteria required to be a goalkeeper within the game.

    At any level.

  3. The saddest thing I have ever had to euthanise was a baby rabbit with myxomatosis. (Try spelling that one when you have had a few!) My dog, during a late evening walk ended up with it in its mouth. I thought, that’s funny? He has never caught a rabbit before, until I realised. The poor gentle thing was riddled. What were those cunts thinking that thought it was a great idea to bring out this stuff, before trying it out on themselves first?

  4. I’m assuming this is the same RSPCA who demolished their 60 dog kennel shelter as it was knackered and replaced it with a new 42 dog shelter with modern heated kennels (which they don’t heat cause it costs too much to run) ?
    The lucky 42 dogs liked their new kennels – the unlucky 18 who were put down….not so much.
    This is also the same society for the protection of animals that has always got their begging bowl out ‘because we get no funding from the gov’t’ ….that managed to find 20 Million to have a new central hq office built ?
    Also the same RSPCA that when we found a rabbit hopping around our road, we managed to catch it…Phoned the RSPCA….”don’t bring it to us.We have no facilities for rabbits – if you bring it to us we’ll put it down”

    ….that RSPCA ?

    • Correct! & it’s the same RSPCA that took unwanted dogs out into the countryside, then shot them, back in the 50’s. I know this because my grandad was told to “Make himself scarce” when he just happened to bump into one of their officers in uniform back then. He heard the gunshots, shortly after. Not a very nice way to run an animal charity, was his assumption.

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