The National Internet Intelligence Investigations Team

are cunts.

‘The what?’ I hear you say. ‘Never heard of it’. Well don’t worry, you soon will.

This new unit of so-called ‘elite’ Hobnob munchers will operate from the National Police Coordination Centre in London. It will be tasked with ‘flagging early signs of potential civil unrest and maximising social media intelligence’, which is Home Office Newspeak for policing soshull meeja looking for signs of anti-migrant sentiment from a pissed off public growing increasingly angry.

This of course comes at a time when the wave of protests against asylum hotels continues to spread across the country. Naturally the government wants to couch all this in terms of ‘coordinating information in order to act quickly to protect the public’. Yeah right. Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp nailed it for me, when he said ‘Labour can’t police the streets, so it wants to police what you think, and start trying to mute it’.

This is bang on; another instance of Labour’s creeping, authoritarian surveillance state, aimed at intimidating the public into acquiescence and silence following the precident set by the Lucy Connolly case. Would anyone care to place a bet as to how soon it will be before people’s homes start to be raided, and prosecutions for ‘hate crime’ start, once this unit gets up and running?

So be concerned. No in fact be afraid, be very afraid. Sir TwoTier Stasi and his revolting cronies have done the thin end of the square root of fuck all to sort out the migrant crisis, but they’re set on doing anything they can to close down debate and dissent on the subject.

Six foot two, eyes of blue, PC Clod is after you.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

25 thoughts on “The National Internet Intelligence Investigations Team

  1. Remember reading yonks ago when the KGB were bashing people’s doors down for thinking normal everyday things, not realising it could ever happen to me.

  2. Did you know that the police are allowed to police us by our consent?

    If the public universally withdraw that consent, the police have no authority and no power.

    The government also become completely unprotected as there will be no one to hide behind when a very angry public come knocking.

    Just saying.

  3. Online safety bill, plod trawling the Internet what a time to be alive..

    Still it is an elite unit 🙄.
    That ship has sailed in British policing.
    Still it makes use of the fatso’s and midgets.

    Still if I’m caught I will play the mental health card like that black sweeney todd Councillor.

    • Once again this action by the government/police shows an unbelieveable, almost comical inability to read the room.

      The people have had it with Stasi and his goon squad on the issue of them doing the thin end of the square root of fuck all on the migration crisis. Even worse, they’re sick of being treated for mugs when they see the authorities throwing THEIR money hand over fist at a bunch of chancing cunts who’ve basically broken into the country. They’re sick of these chancing cunts then working illegally at the same time, or worse, going on the rob, committing acts of violence, or sexual crimes.

      The government’s answer is not to sort out the fucking problem, but to try and clamp down on those objecting to being treated like fools.

      The fucking lot of them should just fuck off and die.

  4. Look, don’t get too upset about this, they are only looking for the Far Right.

    Trouble is, the bar is so low that the Far Right is anyone who is white.

  5. It’s a little worrying, to be honest.
    So far I’ve gotten away with all my under-the-radar criminal indescretions, but one can’t help feeling that the noose is tightening.
    Perhaps I ought to mend my ways?

    • There was a Victorian book by Charles Reede called “It’s Never Too Late To Mend”, Thomas, I was thinking of reading it myself in case any of the Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited, “snuff” movies of the 1970s come to light.

      • I was thinking that I might leave what remains of Sa§ha Johnson in her wheelchair in your front garden, UT.

  6. If they’ve returned to the methods of the KGB, why aren’t they also getting rid of the riffraff they allowed in, in the first place.

  7. With the severe glasses and unsmiling robotic voice and manner Kweer Charmer for all the world looks just like one of those 1970/80s Eastern European dictators. You can only hope he ends up the same way that he did – perhaps on Xmas day with Rachel Fagin-Reeves shot next to him.

  8. This country really has gone bat shit crazy, I honestly despair at what is going on and the shit that the Government are getting away with it..
    Sometimes I think a military takeover might actually improve life in Britain for normal people. That’s are far the current government has lost all trust with the population. Crazy and bad times.

  9. Awfully keen on this virtual detective work aren’t they?

    Trying to silence dissent is the work of a failing,corrupt regime,frightened that its grip on power actually means fuck all.

    They way things are going,the more censorship and spurious arrests are made,the faster Modern Britain is overrun,the more blatant lies are passed off as news,the more money we don’t have is just given to utterly undeserving vermin,the quicker real and lasting positive change will come.

    Politicians and their lackeys are despicable cunts.

    More and faster I say,Starmer you Quisling faggôt.

    Good morning and fuck them.

    • Virtual detective work must be great. Sat on your fat arse in the warm all day, eating biscuits and swilling tea, while you look for anything you can term as ‘hurty’ on the internet.

      How about going back over recordings of Kweer Stasi, and arresting him for lying to the British people?

  10. We’re all quite safe, look what it’s called.

    National Internet INTELLIGENCE Investigations Team (NIIIT).

    Give that plod aren’t sure what an allotment is, I think we have nothing to worry about.

  11. Admin,

    I know its not your job, but fuck sake sort the spelling out on my comment in moderation, I have no letters on my key board and I am chemically fucked right now.

  12. Does the high tech approach enable the elite fatso snoopers to detect civil unrest developing within Parking Stanleys’ trouserage?

  13. i think I’ve had enough of it all basically it’s just getting all rather err….💩ier every passing day …in all seriousness what’s happened in this once great country beggars belief… Fat plod perusing the web for wrong think whilst shop lifting is a national sport, stabbings considered normal,hurty words classed as a life sentence etc…there is only one direction of travel and we may have just reached it… the bottom, thud!

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