Like a cheap rip off of Harry & Meghan Hewitt’s paranoid exploits, The Beckham Family continue to add fuel t0o the SM flames, mainly through the simple looking young son Romeo (with a name like that he had to be either a pooftah or a drama queen). Just like dad this 22 year old waste of space has had a new tattoo added to his body, which is believed to be a “snub” to his older brother, who, from what one reads his ugly mother (soon to be seen. stark bollock, in a famine relief advert for Gaza) was trying groom for an Oedipus Complex (Oedipus, shneedepus, what does it matter, as long as he loves his mother?). When Dave was kicking a football about and being the ignoramous he was (and is), she promoted him as “head of the house” and her little man.
There must be a comedy series there and after the bat shit crazy Ozzy Osbourne’s passing, the Beckhams could become the biggest thing since Steptoe & Son.
Why don’t they all shut the fuck up and continue their squabbles in private?
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Bravo Mr Boggs, these bastards really curdle my piss. The whole fucking family.
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Indeed.
More names to add to the list of turds that just won’t flush.
Morning all.
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The Daily Fail are cunts for their shit clickbait headlines.
Everyday:
“You’ll never believe what [insert actor/actress from tv programme that was popular 30 years ago] looks like now…”
Funnily enough they look like the same person aged 30 years with different clothes.
“[Insert celeb name] looks unrecognisable as they are seen at Cannes”
They must be recognisable or else you wouldn’t have taken and picture because you wouldn’t know who they were.
“I thought it was just an itch on my little toe, so I ignored it. Now doctors have told me I only have 2 weeks to live”
It’s become a parody of itself and has more than a smattering of one of those trash magazines like the National Enquirer.
Tat.
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@Harold, I must admit, I visit their showbiz section every day. However, I always go straight to the comments as they are more entertaining than the articles. Especially the ones about Katie Price😂
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every one hates a cunt who has been everywhere and done everything so tough!
I occasionally worked at Ransome’s Dock Battersea, that was owned by promoters of the rich and shameless.
Well amongst the celeb rooms, there was a floor referred too as the Beckham suite, at the time they were promoting some Polly pipe goal junior football shit.
So my take on it was quite simple there is a herd of glib, motivated, desperate people behind the Beckhams who need them to earn a living, part of this is to keep them high profile good or bad (but not too bad).
They are driven by cunts, as a couple they just do as they are told.
I don’t care myself.
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He was an average footballer at best, she was an average performer in a kiddies girl group.
The media overinflated them to A list celebrity status.
They have been married for over 25 years, so give them some credit.
Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, your kids can turn out to be selfish, ungrateful, disrespectful cunts.
I have nothing against David and Victoria Beckham.
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Good Morning
This another cunting I can’t seem to agree with. I use to do some work on the fringes of the fashion industry and sampled Mrs. Beckham’s company. A couple of girls I knew and liked worked there and I passed a disparaging remark about her. They quickly contradicted me and said she was a really nice person. The public image doesn’t always match the private person.
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In the basement, Victoria has her own dressmaker and a manikin of her is there.
Out of interest we measured it up and it turned out that at the time our chest and waist measurements were the same, so potentially I could have worn her clothes!
(The dress maker was present (coloured lady with a sense of humour but reserved)).
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This set of twats should be an inspiration to all young people.
Average footballer.
Crap singer.
Thick as fuck.
Multi millionaires…!
Why study…!
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A bit more than an average footballer. You don’t play for Manchester United in their heyday and Real Madrid by being average. Beckham also managed to upset that charmless, Scottish, cunt Ferguson so that makes him alright in my book.
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You get to play for Real Madrid if you are average and you can sell their merchandise.
He wasn’t much good there for anything else.
The ultras were pleased enough to see him leave.
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Do you mind? I’m also a charmless Scottish cunt…allegedly!
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True, Artful.
As one older and longstanding Stretford Ender said to me when Beckham pissed off to Real…
‘Paying millions for just a free kick and a shirt number.’
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He was a grafter (before he married that skeleton) and he focused on the game instead of the papers (again pre- skeleton). But there were better right sided players at Old Trafford than Beckham. Andrei Kanchelskis and Steve Coppell come to mind.
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You don’t play for a superclub like Real or Barcelona and be bang average.
Nah. You can play at a massive club like Barcelona now and be crap.
Marcus Rashford.
(Looney Tunes music) ‘Th-Th-Th- Th- That’s All Folks!🎵😉
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Rashford will have to grow a pair of bollocks if he is going to play in front of the Barca fans.
They don’t do political correctness and if he fucks up, the ‘culers’ will pelt him with bananas and make monkey noises.
They do that to far better black players than him.
He will quickly learn what a ‘cabró negre’ is.
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Agree. He was a fabulous footballer. And I say that as a Leeds supporter. So much bullshit is said about his abilities. Go look him up on YouTube
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Oh, he had his place in the 90s United side, and he played his part (before Skellington turned him into a skirt wearing pussywhipped publicity whore pile of pus).
But, would ‘Becks’ have got near the United that starred King Denis. Bobby Charlton, George Best, Nobby Stiles, Paddy Crerand, Brian Kidd, BIll Foulkes and the like?
Nah, not in a million years…. 🤔
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In 100 years time, every one of the cunts will be dead.
All their banal, unimportant shit will have reached its ultimate actual true value of nought, and the planet, indifferent, will continue moving through spacetime towards its inevitable doom.
These Beckham cunts do not matter one iota. It’s the empty headed cunts that for some reason obsess ABOUT these insignificant, sub-par characters – AND any & all other ‘slebs’ that bask in the social media ‘fame’ while doing fuck all of merit bar accumulating wealth – that made them rich enough to (erroneously)mistake the adoration of a large number of dumb cunts for some kind of worth.
Kicked a fucking ball around, made some shit manufactured pop songs, put their names to merchandise for a percentage and shat out some seemingly particularly low-bar, unexceptional kids on an overpopulated dying planet?
Bravo, you insignificant cunts. *yawn*.
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As you say Cuntemall the human race and the planet are doomed. If the planet remains stable then civilisation will crumble and the demise of the human race will be drawn out and almost incomprehensibly painful and miserable. If we’re lucky there’s a huge meteor out there with our name on it travelling at miles per second which will take us out in an instant. Better to go out with a bang than a whimper.
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How does a family without a brain between them get to where they are. YOU the general public are responsible each time. If ignored it would never have happened.
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Hey! That’s *exactly* what I said. 😄
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I was dawdling on the subject whilst you galloped in front of me. I was also going to mention that true talent in the genre of art, classical music and literature, aren’t credited.
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Apologies Sammy, it was my own (involuntary)verbosity I was having a dig at there.
Thought I’d save someone else the trouble, at some point.
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I’m showing my age, Cuntemall, slowing down. No need to apologise. Thanks for the reply.
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The show is nothing without an audience. The glaring problem is the audience who, with empty lives themselves, live out a phantom one through the lives of these and other vacuous so called celebrities.
Mornin’ all
p.s. leccy and gas up again, wish I was in a cosy hotel.
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Great nom.
Dave could have improved his reputation no end if he’d put in the hours beating up his sons and pimping out his offensive wife to one of his despotic Arab mates. She’s a right miserable cunt, I’m sure if I’d managed to amass a fortune despite being utterly talentless I’d be grinning like Diane Abbott at a free ‘all-you-can-eat’ fried chicken event. To be honest, I’ve seen more attractive dog shit.
The worst thing about the Beckhams – apart from their greed, his tattoos and knighthood (the surefire mark of an Establishment cunt), her singing, looks, fashion-sense and relentless self promotion – is their legacy: a new breed of hyper cunts who, via a diabolical mixture of genes, are destined to torment and infuriate the public for yet another generation.
The best we can hope for is that they follow the Geldof children’s excellent example and take to hard drugs in a serious way.
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Hes clearly starving her.
Posh spice looks like a Ethiopian chicken wing.
And at 50yrs old his voice hasnt broken?Boggs
Dont you find that odd?
But they play no part in my life i can years without thinking
About them then Boggs noms them and i remember they exist.
Fuck em
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I’ve seen more meat on a chicken wing.
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Big beefy birds. that’s why I’d plump for Lisa Nandy – I would like to discipline her for the error of her Labour ways – over my knee. A good spanking would do her the world of good, ditto Jess Phillips but I haven’t got the stomach for her. I bet she stinks of stale piss and nicotine.
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Besides he’s also still finkin’ an fortin’ it.
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A lad I used to work with told me he worked at one of the Beckhams properties. Allegedly the staff were not allowed to talk to either of them unless they spoke first. Up their arses or what?
One memory that springs to mind I was on holiday in Spain when he was signed by Real Madrid, we paid twenty five million for him, my reply I wouldn’t pay twenty five cents for him. Exit bemused waiter stage left.
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aaah, the football enthusiast royal ‘we’.
Used to (have to) hear it incessantly via work based cunts and even my own chosen clique.
“We were robbed last night with that last minute penalty”
“We won the cup way more times than any other club in history”
My hobby was concert travel. So I decided to use that in the works canteen one evening to show the cunts what that abovementioned silly habit sounds like.
‘How went the (usually Metallica)concerts?’ one my one or two genuine workplace friends asked one evening..
Well … On Friday night in Hasselt we played a couple of songs we hadn’t played for years. We kept mostly the same setlist on Saturday night in Stuttgart but we really hit our stride playing there on Sunday night at Reading. We even did a double encore the buzz was so good. Thanks for asking.
Absurdity exposed. That softened several coughs for the rest of that particular break.
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Also ;
“We debuted a new song off our forthcoming new album” 😄
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I know. As though the beer-bellied ‘fans’ slouched on their sofas eating copious quantities of crisps and cheap lager from Aldi while wearing a stained 80 quid shirt made my 4 year olds in Vietnam (on 2p a day) are on an equal footing with Ngubu, De Santos, Wayne and Kieran (being paid £200000 a week) running around on his telly, spitting and pretending to be hurt once every 10 seconds.
Then afterwards, they’ll watch that grinning multimillionaire pro-refugee twat and some other incoherent has been talking about it for two hours like it’s some sort of work of art.
‘We won’, ‘we lost’ etc. The only thing we are doing is losing our country while they follow the state-approved smoke and mirrors distraction.
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That should read by not my.
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Don’t show any interest in a footballers life other than kicking a ball around. Didn’t know the goings on from what I’ve read today since his retirement. At least he and all is team mates of ’92 kept out all the the blacks that seem to be coming in droves and ruining it for local talent, similar to what I mentioned above.
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Deprive them all of oxygen.
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he is a cunt, along with all his family, , what do you call a collective of cunts..the Beckham’s, morning all
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Beckham Rye.
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‘humanity’
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The Beckhams won’t get a look-in now that Taylor Swift has got engaged to some cunt.
This is, apparently, the most important news of the year.
You literally will not be able to escape this earth-shattering news.
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Any ponderings on the claim she is so excited, and SO happy that she just wants to flash her ‘$550,000 ring’ to all and sundry?
Apparently her ‘look at me’ engagement jewellery was quite expensive as well.
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The way that David Beckham is ‘handsy’ and ‘kissy’ with his 13 year old daughter is quite peculiar.
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True, Artful.
As one older and longstanding Stretford Ender said to me when Beckham pissed off to Real…
‘Paying millions for just a free kick and a shirt number.’
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The once great Only Fools and Horses* reached its gruesome nadir when it became a vehicle for Beckham.
‘But… But it was for charity. Sport Relief or some other pointless crap.’
It was shit. An aging and daft looking Del and Rodders, with Beckham mooching around market stalls with ‘ordinary’ people (yeah right).
* 1981 to 1989. Before those wimmin ruined it.
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The wailing and gnashing of teeth from some (some, but not all) United fans after Beckham’s; departure was sickening, to say the least. Anyone would have thought that George Best or Eric Cantona had left us again the way they were going on.
‘But, who is ever going to replace him?’
‘Oh, some kid called Cristiano Ronaldo.’
‘But… But he won’t ever be another Beckham, or be as good as him.’
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Beckham’s such a toady.
Got knighted for queuing up to see a box the late Queen was allegedly rotting in.
By that logic it would seem only fair that the other 250,000 forelock tugging twats who also queued patiently to see Brenda’s box should be knighted too.
But were they?
Were they fuck!
That is SO UNFAIR!
Fuck them.
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