Pedro Pascal

is a cunt.

Why is this irritating greaser popping up in every film and TV series, sorry “season” going? It’s difficult to glean from his irritating accent, whether he’s a eurocunt or a Mexicunt, but it’s a grating accent nonetheless.

He was in Game of Thrones as a flunkey to that wooden, dragon bint, he was in some shit TV series with a mouthy, ugly, northern bird, then in another rapacious Star Wars spinoff, now he’s in a marvel superhero re-make for pubescent kids. Goodness, what a back catalogue.

Naturally, he’s obsessively pro-trans/alphabet people. In a feud with JK Rowling over the problem issue, he said Rowling displayed “heinous loser behaviour”. The virtue-signalling lickspittle once went to an event wearing a t-shirt that said ‘Protect the dolls’ in support the men-in-dresses and she-danglers. Why do these toadying bootlickers always cuddle up to the LadyBoys?

There’s something not quite right about this turd. Something a tad creepy.

With his handlebar dirty sanchez, he looks like Magnum P.I. with a melted face or perhaps Burt Reynolds after he’s had a stroke. Alternatively, his pubic whiskers might just be a cock-doormat.

Overrated, squirrelly cunt.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

53 thoughts on “Pedro Pascal

  1. He was good in “Narco’s” as a spick, playing a spick. He’s been a lefty woke cunt ever since, as fame has gone to his head.

    • Everyone of the Hollywood lot has a skeleton or two in their closet.
      They’ll say and do whatever it takes so people keep casting them in films and the money rolling in.

      One day he won’t be the favourite of the Hollyweird elite and we’ll get the dirt on him about how he’s involved in some dodgy stuff
      allegedly.

  2. Good nom.

    Never heard of him.

    Probably cos I’m not remotely interested in anything he’s allegedly been in: Game of Thrones, Star Wars, Fantastic Four… Harry Potter?

    But if he’s a pro-tranny, anti-biological sex, misogynist, then Pàedro is definitely a massive cunt.

  3. Nice nom, Captain.
    Definitely sporting a dirty Sanchez but I would further venture he would most likely be the last link in broken `sausage ring` or `daisy-chain`: The final unbotted bottee in a circle of botters.
    🌭

  4. Hey Pedro, you are a cunt.

    He is called Pedro – cunt
    Supports nonsense – cunt
    Probably a Quare – cunt

    Game of Thrones known for Tits, Ass and Fanny, certainly not for whatever part played by Pedro

  5. He is also very handsy with his female co-stars and has been described as a coping mechanism for social anxiety in high-pressure environments like waving to cunts on the red carpet and having your photo taken. It’s all ok though, if you have the right views you can get away with anything.

      • I’m well thanks Cunt Engine.

        Even better if things get a bit stabby at NHC.

      • Fucking right.
        I’ve got my wollıgọg voodoo doll and some large hatpins ready to cast some spells.

      • No need.

        By their very nature they will create violent mayhem,the crowds will easily “overstimulate” the cunts.

        Very highly entertaining.

        Fuck them all.

  6. “Rotten with money” as my grandmother used to say..

    This Pascal cunt being another perfect illustration of those wise words from yesteryear..

    When aspiring actors are waiting on in a cafe or appearing in an amateur theatre production they don’t seem right bothered about offering their opinion about mentally diseased nutters,Arabs being blown up or penguins being eaten by the Chinkś..

    As soon as the fiddled cunts make a load of dosh you can’t get them to shut up about every cause going,particularly Men in a Dress..

    Shortly followed by their very own coddled offspring “transitioning”..

    Shallow lefty “lers play pretend” cunts.

    Richard Burtons vodka strewn Oven.

  7. The first two series of the Mandalorian were pretty good.
    Like a Western in space.

    But, I have no time for this Pascal cunt.
    When the lovely Gina Carano was hounded and axed, simply for having her own opinion and (rightfully) comparing social media sneaks and shitehawks to Hitler’s network of grasses Pascal – her Mandalorian co-star – did fuck all. Not a single finger was lifted, nor a single fuck given.

    This snide little ferret faced sod sided with his paymasters Disney and left the lady out to dry. Yet he himself made some comment about Nazis on Twatter long time before Gina did. But, was he sacked and hauled over the coals. Hypocritical cunt, he is.

    • This cunt was no more needed in the Mandalorian than any cunt able to put on a costume that stays on (face covered)99% of the time and can walk around. ANY cunt.

      They proved this by the fact it WAS some day hire equivalent that did the ‘acting’ in series 3 when prolapse-cad there (see following post!) … was too busy to turn up on set and read his lines into a recording device and submitted them thusly.

      Almost literally ‘phoning it in’.

      Mz Carano’s current IMDB pic is 1000%x better/healthier/happier than this nomination picture. She recently took a nice undisclosed chunk of cash from disney for their cuntitude ; good for her!

  8. Anagrams.

    stuart lubbock : buttocks a blur
    michael barrymore : mr arm reach be oily

    and now …

    pedro pascal : prolapse cad

    The mysterious fifth man ‘that’ fateful night?

    Not ‘near’ anagrams .. perfect anagrams.

    Simulation. I’m calling it. Now switch the cunt thing off please and try again maybe without self-appointedly uberspecies’ ‘people’, see how that goes.

    See if the hedgehogs find ‘god’, invent the internet and ultimately end up making a cunt of everything… (ha! their premier website towards the end might be : is-a- prick . com)

      • Neither, gentlemen, .. just an unending well of misanthropic species-despisal that I occasionally allow lend itself to the written word hereabouts.

        And with a cuntee so one-dimensional as that ‘my HIV just became full blown AIDS’-looking chap in the nom photo, occasionally just try to find if there’s a different angle for their isacuntifaction.

      • Fucking spelling program cunt.

        How did it think ‘isacuntifaction’ was a decagram more realistic than the inputted ‘isacuntification’?

  9. Pascal looks like a Mexican pimp.

    One Pascal I do remember is Francoise Pascal.
    Played the saucy French bit in Mind Your Language.
    Also got her kit off in jazz mags.

  10. I’m watching the Hundred in silence and occasionally the camera goes to the commentary team, which baffles me, there are always three ! A tiny woman in between a couple of tall blokes. Is there going to be some spit roasting got on later ?

    • Hehehehe….. one of my favourite films.

      When it came out, I’d just started going out with this girl. We met up as arranged, at the weekend and decided to go to the pictures.

      She wanted to watch some soppy, girly film….

      JTC ….” No, no, no. That’s no good. We’ll watch Clint ”

      Well, I was paying.

      That was the end of that very short relationship, she never saw me again. LOL.

      All right pal ?

      All good ?

    • Chief Dan George almost stole the film. He played a great part.

      You certainly get around.

      Whitby is a belting place. We’ve stayed there a number of times.

      My old man loved it. I bought him a painting of a fishing boat entering the harbour.

      It’s now hung in my little gallery.

      Lots of happy memories in Whitby.

      Enjoy the Bank Holiday.

  11. I keep hearing this cunt’s name in ‘popular consciousness’ and wonder why I’m supposed to care. Seeing a picture of it just compounds that sense of no fucks to give.

  12. O/T, it’s late I’ve had beer. However.
    Starmer / overturn judges.
    Rayner bought another house £850000 flat.
    BBC come dancing.raoe.
    Brighton taking down England flags.

    REVO FUCKING LUTION…!!!!!!

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