I can’t speak for my fellow cunters but personally speaking a “once in a lifetime trip” certainly wouldn’t include a nice visit to that world renowned tourist hotspot Iran.
However I haven’t taken into account that these happy travellers may have wanted to visit some of the worst prisons in the Middle East, be beaten, starved and held in solitary confinement.
It takes all sorts I suppose.
Dear me.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Ps.
How about a travel show with PM kier Starmer and Judith chalmers and they have to travel from iran to the UK by hitchhiking, dinghy and hiding in the back of lorries?
Starmer& chalmers roadtrip.
If they make it here they get a 4* hotel, iphone, pocket money, free driving lessons, etc
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ϟϟtarmer would be up for that as, in return for a few miles of hitchiking payment, his lying mouth and presumably slack ringpiece could act as a cock harbour for dozens of lonely, smelly, bearded truck drivers.
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Do you mind?
Im a dirty smelly bearded truck driver.
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But you won’t be a lonely one, with our dear Prime Minister accommodating your brutal northern lusts whilst Judith Chalmers looks on, flicking the bean until she goes cross-eyed.
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Hehehe!
Thats what i like about us Thomas.
The last of the romantics.
Heres wall eyed alien David Bowie and Bucktoothed sodomite Freddy mercury singing Under Pressure a capella.
I miss them both.
https://youtu.be/uMQb9LCNGxs?si=v1NzDVJgnJw6t7NZ
Talented lads.
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I wonder how long it took for the recording to be finalised with both of them busy trying to bum each other and the recording studio staff?
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We could have it filmed by Anneka Rice with the cameraman chasing a bunch of black-bearded savages who stink of goats’ shit and who, despite their nightdresses and pyjamas, are attempting you chase Anneka Rice for rapey-rapey time.
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Ps.
This made me laugh.
“all that money and he’s still got hair like a dinner lady”.
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Boy george on elton john
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It reminds me of this cunting a few years ago:
https://is-a-cunt.com/2018/09/vanity/
Two liberal Yanks who wanted to have a break from their government jobs, and go cycling around the Middle East because, you know, everybody is kind, deep down.
Ypu know what happened.
🔪
It was like the Notting Hill Carnage Festival without the drugs.
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Evening Maggie.
Wow, that was a blast from the past.
RuffTuff, Opey, Deploy the sausage etc.
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Evening squire,
Presumably, some became bored and left, some are in prison, some died…
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I despise that Jet2 advert.
That daft bitch screeching ‘Darling pull my hair’ or whatever it is.
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Go on, David…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8&list=RD5IsSpAOD6K8&start_radio=1
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