is a cunt.
From today July 28th 2nd class letters (“second class is lower class”) will only be delivered three days a week, for a few weeks, then two days a week for a few weeks, returning to three, then two, then three then two. No Saturday deliveries except first class post.
I would remind you that we are paying a lot more for the “service” (“You get less for more with Royal Mail”, another good advertising slogan for the damned bloodsuckers)
All in all most people would regard this as a downgraded service, but not this daft bitch Black, who opines that the reduction will be “good for customers”.
On what planet does the old tart live, and how many cocks did she have to suck to get to her current position?
Like OFWAT this bloated and inefficient organisation, there only to rubber stamp government edicts. it ought to be abolished, and Black could find an honest job as a checkout assistant at Tesco.
I know many people will cite email and only old fogies use the postalßervices, but for some legal documents the post is essential, also, as I have mentioned before I have an old friend, ex RN, who clever as he is, cannot use a computer, and only has a landline, so the post is the only way he communicates. I bet the decision will be changed if Kweer finds he can’t get his suppositories through the post, especially if his grapes of wrath flare up on Friday nights.
I should add that OFCOM insist first class lettres will still have to be delivered on Saturdays, but in reality does anybody even believe they will be?
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Good Morning one and all.
Sorry to go straight off topic but I’d like to wish everyone a rather belated (how culturally insensitive of me) Happy Pakistan Independence Day.
Ilford, Birmingham and Manchester looked like it was bouncing yesterday.
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I thought I’d felt a tremor.
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It’d be worth a nuclear winter if the Indians turned the place into melted glass.
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Oh, the Indians loathe them, Tez.
A very nice Sikh family I have know since the 70s warned me about Dickie Daki years ago. And everything they told me has since come to pass.
I always remember what the lady of the house said to me in 1980. ‘People think Nazi(s) were bad. I tell you, this Pakistani is worse. Will be worse. They creep in like rats and they take over everything if you let them.’
Never truer words spoken, Mrs K.👍
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تم پر ہزار لعنت ہو۔
tam par hazar lant ho.
🥳
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Happy bud bud ding ding day to all 🤣🤣🤣
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Fuck Pakistan.
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Importing Pãki’s or peacefuls in general, will probably turn out to be the single biggest error of judgement in the history of this country.
Was it merely incompetence or something else?
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If that’s the case I shall bung my next letter in the post box without a stamp and it will get delivered eventually, if I write urgent on it. I think.
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Good for customers 😂
We are going to reduce the service levels, charge more and you will be better off, well it works for me.
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OFCOM.
OFWAT.
OFGEN..
You name a regulatory body in this country,guaranteed to be rammed with vastly overpaid windbag cunts,all of them hopeless out of their depth corrupt Gravy Train shite.
Like so much in this country they sound fancy,serious and have our best interests at heart..but just scratch the surface and they are revealed as nothing,hopeless,inept,incompetent slurry who couldn’t run a bath.
Just so long as the taxpayer and pensioners are there to pay for the sorry pantomime though eh?
Vile.
Special Delivery Oven.
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Silly me.
I forgot more and more pensioners who were daft enough to look after themselves with a small works pension are now,more and more,taxpayers just like every other poor cunt.
Thanks Rachel.
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Send this Unkle Terry, without a stamp.
Its not enough. I want everything taken away and we will still manage. If you want any money to help you out dirty knickers. I can oblige. Anything to get your goat, twat face.
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It`s only a matter of time before OFISAC.
😐
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OFCOM is a cunt because all they are there to do is red flag anyone who dares complain about the lack of white ‘diversity’ on the BBC.
However, Mary Whitehouse was right about the degenerate slide into TV filth. It blows my brain that all these ‘Netflix’, ‘Showtime’, ‘HBO’ etc shows these days get away with saying fuck and cunt in every sentence and practically show cock into cunt in sex scenes. But it’s OK because they stuff every show with blacks and effniks and make half the cast shit chute botherers.
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That’s why I don’t watch that modern shite Wokeup.
A bit of sex or swearing placed well in a good drama is one thing. But saying it every other second is as nauseating as it is stupid.
Peaky ‘Fuckin’ Blinders being the worst offenders.
One ridiculous scene springs to mind.
Some minor royalty (supposed to be) tart is with that lanky cunt Cillian Murphy (Edwardian royals with a psychotic scruffbag criminal? Yeah right). Anyway, they are supposed to be breeding horses for racing. And the posh totty says to him ‘What if our hor-ses don’t fack?’ Like a then lady of breeding, finishing school and all that would talk like that. or even be in the same room as him? But everbody in it says it and regularly. It’s like they all have tourettes. It’s complete and utter bollocks.
They think saying Fuck (or Fack) continuously makes it adult and edgy. It doesn’t. It makes it look like a kid who has learned their first swear word , who then says it all the time. In other words bloody irritating.
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Ian McShane got it spot on about Game of Cunts – sorry – Game of Thrones.
‘Good quality drama? Nah. It’s just dragons and tits.’
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I have a large array of customers, some of them swear all the time, I only feel insulted or concerned when the ones that don’t throw the odd fuck into conversation because then I know they are genuinely fucking pissed of and not mildly miffed.
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Just wait till BBC 4 starts it’s season of Erotic Cinema at 2 a.m. in the mornings with some of the best offerings from Boggs Pornographic Film productions (Taiwan) Limited.
The season kicks off with “Double Penetration” with Angela Rayner and continues with “Nowt So Quare As Folk” with Chris Bryant as unfrocked vicar and “Romanian Vice Boys”, Rodney’s final performance (if we are lucky) . The season ends with Brothel From Hell with AnalEase Dodds and Angela Eagle – two ugly madames start up a house of ill repute in Surrey.
If you miss it the first time it will be repeated the following morning, so there is a chance to improve your aim.
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my new brother in law is a postie,
he fucking hates it they treat them like shit and its all so PC.
The workload is so high he can no longer have a quickie on his rounds.
My local postie is a cunt, for some reason he decided that the display cement mixer in the shop was a post box, we had no post for ages until we found it all stuffed in there.
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Natalie ‘Penny’ Black is a useless watchdog cunt
What people actually want is a return to to or three posts a day. I remember when there were two, and Sherlock Holmes enjoyed three, if memory serves.
What people also actually want realistically priced stamps, regular post persons and post office staff who are less ugly and less rude. Now fuck off with your OFCOM placemen cunts.
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My fucking postman is a right bolshy bastard, never bothers to shut the gate and a few days ago when out in my workshop, he had obviously knocked on the door, I of course, hadn’t heard, and then a package came flying over the back fence (some garden food). I feel especially sorry for small mail order companies, who now face massive increases to their postage costs, and will look slow because of the three/two day delivery service.
O/T that fat afrocunt Ricky Jones got found not guilty (of course):
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15003423/Labour-councillor-called-far-right-protesters-throats-cut-anti-racism-rally-cleared-encouraging-violent-disorder.html
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“neuro-diversity” is his strength 🙄 …
.. and a jury of cunts by the looks of it.
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Quelle surprise.
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The Royal Mail van has been turning up outside Chez Norman at 6 and 7pm in the last few days.
Now, at Christmas time, that can be sometimes expected and understandable. But in August?! And, gone it seems, is the nice blonde Scottish lady who used to drive the van and deliver any parcels. The early evening ones have all been miserable mumbling foreign types (a la Amazon), who jabber the ‘peaceful’ language on their phone while they are (supposed to be) doing their job. So, it appears they have taken over the postal service as well. Tickety bloody boo, eh?
Oh, and as the Premier League season begins, there will be another (A Fucking Nother!) tribute to Diego Jota. Was he Cruyff, Pele, Best, Beckenbauer and Maradona combined? Mind you, he did play for that lot. So it will continue unabated. As the Whispers might sing… ‘And the grief goes on.’.🎵
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Hi Norman, if Scousland was nuked think of the money we would save in bennies alone. Then there would all the costs of rehab and other shit entailed by the druggies’ lifestyle choices that would be saved. Also burglary and shop-lifting figures for the UK would be halved at a stroke! Oh, and Liverpool FC is fucking paid for by the taxpayer.
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Too right Twenty.
Alf Garnett’s views on Liverpool and Everton were similar.
Alf insisted thar the Merseyside clubs were funded by the then D.H..S.S. As scores of doleites blew their giros on going to Anfield or Goodison. In the 80s it was certainly true.
Anyone remember this gem?
‘Yiz can ave mi wife for a fiver! Am only a doleite!
Classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QuwvhnOZIM&t=17s
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Royal Fail are turds
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O/T but, one rule for them, another for us …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjeykklwn7vo
= “freedom of speech”, cunters.
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Reminds me of that Duker slag and her acolyte Frankie Boyle.
Kill Whitey, and no sod batted an eyelid.
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No worse that the Bristol 4 who actually admitted trashing the statue but we still found not guilty 😂
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Or that jso ugly cunt that was cunted here when she broke a banks windows but spieled off some gobbledygook about capitalism and such in the dock, .. and was acquitted of the vandalism she absolutely had done. Wasn’t even made pay the fiscal cost of the damage she did…
Something changed about the law at some point.
It used to be did a cunt commit the crime they’re in the dock for, yes or no?
Nowadays it’s more about mitigating the reasons behind the lawbreaking.
Fucking excuses. all the time. Look at all the fucking squirming that prick in the link did under (oath) questioning… I won’t even quote from it, it’s so pathetic. And technically perjury and thus he showed zero respect for the jury cunts .. who swallow his nonsense-shit and acquit..
The cunts true feelings came out of his mouth that day, clearly, … and he lied/made up outright NON-mitigating bullshit like a dishonest child trying to hoodwink a gullible softy parent.
And it worked for him. As much of an honourless cunt that he showed himself up to be, .. he’s unjustly not behind bars and he doesn’t fucking care.
Any of his ilk who celebrate this with him are every bit as bad.
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This cunt stood in front of a crowd of people telling them ‘we need to cut their throats.’
If that’s not incitement I have no idea what is but if I was Lucy Connelly’s lawyer I’d be pushing for a miscarriage of justice lawsuit.
Absolutely boils my piss we’re all gonna sit back and let this go.
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I am sure this is a total coincidence, but that little poofter Labour MP Ryan who got suspended is being un-suspended – another Kweer bumboy:
https://labourlist.org/2025/08/oliver-ryan-burnley-mp-labour-whip-reinstated/
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Just a quick one. Apologies for going OT,
That Diego Jota has had more tributes than the late Queen Elizabeth II got.
Why is that, I wonder?
‘But,,,,, But he played for Liverpool.’
Ah.
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Again our postie has tried and failed to deliver medical supplies. Left outside again. I have had to educate every postie that delivers to us where the fucking letterbox is. One bollocked me why do you not have a letterbox? I told him you are at the back of the house, you need to go down that path turn left and the letterbox is in the front door. Fuck me posties are sub normal these days.
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My postie is ace.
Friendly, chatty,
Sense of humour,
Even the dog quite likes him.
I feel sorry for the posties.
It used to be a cushy job if you left school without any qualifications.
My mate went on the post straight from school and is still a posty.
Used to be the posties would finish for dinnertime on a Friday and all be in the boozer,
Not now😕.
Same with the bin lads.
Gnat Black can suck my withered balls,
Bet shes not been out in snow delivering post the penpushing cunt.
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But she has probably given blowjobs to her bosses.
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As some of you may be aware I was away for approx. six months, this was due to a massive B.T. cock up disconnecting my b/band.
Fortunately I had not succumbed to the blandishments of “going paperless and saving the planet”. So I still got utility bills, and I could still post a cheque off in payment with out being cut off or loosing my credit rating. Now consider the situation without letter post, Yes, it’s the “fall back” when it all else goes tits up. Crap it may now be compared to it’s golden age, penny post, only one postal class, and BSA Bantam mounted telegram boys, but it still has it’s uses.
Ofcom Ofwat Ofuk
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Fuck ofcom, fuck the system and fuck the government!
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I’m waiting for the tippy-tappy shite starting soon, bringing back the old telegraph pass. There’s also bound to be more spent matches on the team sheet, which I’ll be ready for, by having my contrast on full, preventing me from seeing the facial features of the black bastards. When the close up comes of the used Swan Vesta, I will avert my eyes to avoid. All this is because there aren’t any living in my small town and I want to keep up the pretence that they don’t exist.
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