are cunts.
Greater Manchester Police not knowing what allotments are is a right cunt.
Avid gardener, Samuel Rowe had his collar felt by armed rozzers because a public spirited cunt said they had seen someone out and about tooled up and wearing khaki trousers (I paraphrase):
He was later released after being interviewed without a lawyer, (during the course of which he was asked what an allotment is) and was then released having accepted a police caution (silly twat). Mr Rowe, who admittedly looks a bit like a Lib Dem – so is probably now classified as a member of the ‘far right’, was also found to be in possession of a trug of vegetables.
Good to see the fat cunts are busy keeping our streets safe.
Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.
Serves the cunt right.
Swanning about armed to the teeth.
Little student fuck thought he was John Rambo.
I dont know what a allotment is either but it should be taxed then built on.
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“i tried to ingratiate myself with them…”
What a little bumboy.
Give him a 3 stretch in Strangeways.
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Fucking right MNC and good morning.
If the pig didn’t know what an allotment was, he was probably a darkıe so Rowe ought to have stated ‘I don’t take orders from foreigners’.
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I can understand why he uses a toolbelt whilst working in the allotment / garden, there’s nothing more frustrating than wondering where the hell you put your lethally sharp Japanese scythe down.
What I don’t understand is why he felt the need to walk home wearing it, instead of carrying it out of sight in a backpack. Didn’t it occur to the daft twat how it might look to a member of the public? What if somebody decided his tools looked like handy weapons, and forcefully relieved him of them?
Sorry, no sympathy.
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If he’d have been wearing a happi jacket JP he could have hidden it up one of his sleeves
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Exactly right, Harold.
That’s the trouble with the youth of today, Japanese tools but no Japanese gardening gear, they just can’t coordinate their outfits.
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But he does look like he wears mascara J.P.
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And, probably, lace panties!
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‘guy-liner’
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I can’t say I’m surprised that PC Plod doesn’t know what an allotment is. I don’t suppose he knows what a knife and fork are for either.
Mind you, what little sympathy one might have for the Monty Don wannabe soon evaporates when she goes bleating to the Grauniad about her ordeal.
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Hmmm… in a way I can sympathise with Samuel.
He looks like a drama teacher character from an episode of something like Midsummer Murders. Hardly Raoul Moat.
A ‘public spirited person’ – in other words some nosey, curtain twitching pain in the arse.
Never should have agreed to an interview without legal representation and allowed plod to bully him. Should have told them he was trans, autistic etc.
They’d have left him alone.
JPs right as well he should have put his tools in a backpack or something.
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The met must be extremely busy in the smoke 😩…90% of the populace are tooled up … anyway Sam should have used his theatrical 🎭 knowledge on the GMP rootin,tootin sons of guns and given them a plethora of Shakespeare’s odes,that would have confused those who didn’t know what an allotment was 🥕🍅🥔….mind you he’s definitely a luvvy dahling is Sammy thats a given …he should have done a Hari Kari in his cell on a hidden bladed piece of celery 😱
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Manchester police don’t know what a pàķi grooming gang is so a allotment probably would confuse them.
Still Sammy won’t have to worry about that, when dirty angie let’s the councils sell them all off.
Angie thinks an allotment is the amount of peaceful jizz she takes in the face for a promise of a vote.
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Usually from someone with a small holding.
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Of curse, since that story first appeared it transpires that allotments will soon be a thing of the past thanks to the scrubber who poses as Deputy Prime Minister. I suppose the fatsos were merely practicing for the future when allotments will be a mere footnote in history.
If the weedy acolyte of Bob Flowerdew had been a towel head carrying a machete, he would have been left unmolested as he would have been considered to be going about his lawful business (checking out children’s parties). Too Kweer justice can be a cunt and no mistake.
Good morning everyone.
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What a shame they aren’t so “quick off the mark” when it comes to dealing firmly with knife wielding Africunt islamist terrorists.
The fucking automaton cunts.
Carry on running away from looting dark keys and kissing Starmers raddled arse.
Good morning.
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I feel sort of sorry for the GMP. I bet they got all excited, thinking they’d thwarted some evil terrorist plot.
Instead, it was some dweeb who’d been thinning out his turnip seedlings.
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I just wonder how Kweer’s dad got along in his everyday job, maybe he didn’t make gardening tools.
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I just wish Kweer senior had made abortion tools …… then got Mrs S to use one when she discovered she was carrying nancy boy.
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I have gardening tools.
But not jap designer ones look like props from Kill Bill.
This cunts the greenest thing on the allotments.
If any fellow cunters are arrested for gardening,
Say fuck all till a lawyer is provided.
Dont accept a caution and dont grovel.
Ps
Also dont flaunt fancy words like allotment,
The pigs dont like show offs like this little Quentin.
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Ps
I suspect the member of the public who phoned the police on Sammy was a fellow thespian.
A rival upset that Sammy had beaten him to the role of Buttons in a pantomime.
Whats the world coming to when you cant walk down the street with samurai swords!
What about other gardening tools like sawoff shotguns and flame throwers?
Suppose theyre verboten too?
Police state.
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A Police State that forbids the use of ‘Scumbags’ to describe shoplifters.
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Plod – Excuse me sir, why do you need 10 tonnes of Ammonium Nitrate for a window box
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I am more of a Percy Thrower type gardener, just armed with a pair of secateurs and the occasional use of the shears, which are kept in the garden shed. I wouldn’t carry implements in the street in case of misunderstandings. In a way I feel sorry for the police – damned if they do and damned if they don’t. This gardener, wearing khaki did himself no favours. If you are going to carry garden tools around, as so few people garden these days, better to put them in a canvas bag.
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I can sympathise with the little puff, when I go out into the back garden I get tooled up, fucking dangerous out there.
Spiders, worms, flies, wasps and fucking butterflies, I even saw an hedgehog a few weeks ago, nearly cried.
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Policing in the UK has become a bit of a sick joke imo.
Here’s another good ‘un for anybody who hasn’t seen it. Loony exposes himself on the London tube in front of women and kids, starts yelling and threatening when told to desist. Said loony is then manhandled onto the platform by a group of guys, and held until the police arrive, and the loony is sectioned.
The British Transport Police are now looking for the ‘vigilantes’ with a view to arresting them for assault.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/btp-tube-passengers-arrest-naked-man-upton-park-london-b1242388.html
Un fucking believeable. What exactly did the BTP expect them to do? Cunts.
Good one Twenty.
Morning all.
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By that reckoning, if another swarthy Illegal starts going a bit Izlam with a sword or starts spraying bullets about, you can’t tackle them, just patiently await your beheading. Shariah, eh.
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What ho Cap.
I’ve seen the video of this incident that was posted, and tho it’s hard to be sure, I think the nutter was an effnick.
Wonder if the BPT will do them for racially aggrevated assault if that’s the case?
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Running to the ‘papers’ (or the online tabloids, .. either way the fucking rags, physical or digital) with these fucking types of thing is for cunts.
We all know this. The cunt this time doesn’t care one jot about the ‘wouldn’t happen to a darker shade’ angle (which extremist far righters like you honed-in on, reader, for shame 😄)… just getting his stupid mush ‘out there, for whatever reason that rewards these assholes a dopamine hit or something. ‘Popularity points’ I guess, in some unquantifiable form.
‘Hey. Tristan… check this out : the guardian are covering my story mnyah mnyah’.
Going to these rags when your hotel was too noisy or you pissed yourself because of lightning or your holiday grub wasn’t to your taste … is the action of a cunt.
A cunt who can’t fight their own battles, let’s be honest. Inadequates, in my book. ‘Mummy mummy’ being the equivalent outburst of a toddler.
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This is the level of plod these days.
Undercover police arrest 18 after female officers pose as joggers to catch catcallers | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site for latest headlines https://share.google/A7NlVV5DaKB2I6nwC
Soon call a halt to that when all the suspects are foreign filth.
It’s there culture innit.
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Why can’t ManKchester Police investigate real crimes happening there?
For.example, a football club’s breaching of
more than 100 of the league’s financial rules over nine seasons and failing to provide accurate financial information.
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No hurty words involved
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