Parish councillors are cunts.
Some cunt getting the shopping out of his car gets clobbered by a cricket ball and 200 years of history gets suspended by a committee of dried up windbags.
The only viable solution it seems,rather than just leaving people to do as they please on the field of play,is of course to propose a 60ft high fence at a cost of £100,000.
It’s not cricket,it’s not on and it’s the work of bedwetting bureacratic Liberal Democrats(probably) or the Greens.
What next? A pakî as Mayor of London?
Hedley Verity is not pleased. (Me neither so here’s a link – NA)
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Is there anything more English thsn the sound of willow on leather and getting a concussion leavong you spark out in a var park surrounded by dropped shopping?
Course not.
Bloke wasnt wearing a hi vis and hardhat,
Clearly flauting Health and safety.
Some budding Joe Root hammered a rock hard leather ball into my cranium leaving me concussed id feel honoured.
And a bit dizzy.
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Is there anything more English than the sound of willow on leather and getting a concussion leaving you spark out in a var park surrounded by dropped shopping?
How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jkUVDOzJ7M&list=RD8jkUVDOzJ7M&start_radio=1
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Morning Harold👍
Admittedly thats pretty english.
But im from a hardcore splinter group who refuses to acknowledge Joan Hicksons portrayal of miss Marple.
We follow the one true Marple
Margaret Rutherford.
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You’re right, Mis, up to a point on the Miss Marple theme. Joan was the best at playing her seriously and Margaret was tops at humour.
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It’s best to remember that there will always be English cricket..
The pakis play it so the village pitch isn’t likely to have a mosque built over it.
Although it’s probably not safe from Angies housing blitzkrieg,again for her favourite and only type of voters….pakis and other assorted deeply unpleasant wôgs.
Dickie Bird says Fuck Off.
Good morning.
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The cricketers should just start playing.
What are the busybodies going to do about it?
People in this country need to stop acquiescing to mini schutzstaffel councillor pricks.
If the situation escalates, all cricketers need to put on a fancy ladies’ hat and claim to be a tran§bumder and that the council is guilty of tran§phobia or some such nonsense.
Good morning to one and all.
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12000 years people have lived in Danbury.
Through the roman occupation, viking raids, civil war, all sorts of upheaval.
They shouldnt let a couple of twats on the council push them about.
I suggest guerilla cricket.
In the council car park.
Failing that?
Wickerman
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The car park is for the use of players and spectators when a match is in progress, not for twats visiting Sainsburys. Out side match days use the car park for general parking, or dogging, who cares, but match days it’s for cricket.
If you want to put up a fence put it down the middle of the English (note the name) Channel..
Mornin’
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Surely it’s now the EU Channel, thanks to The Rt Hom(!) TwoTierQueer?
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Exactly that, Triton 650, the car park signposted with your words and there should be no qualms about it.
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Just imagine all the ‘Elf & Safety protective gear the Council Official would need to put on before stepping onto the Field to order them to stop playing…
You don’t see them stopping any Pike Keys from remaining on Village Cricket Pitches…
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Should blast this at full volume at the next bed wetting meeting
‘i don’t like cricket oh no,I love it’ 🎶🎶….then get the local budding Freddie trueman to launch a few bouncers at the head of the chairman’s bonce 🏏…owzaaaaaaaat
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If fucking Too Kweer’s slack arsed gang wanted to slimline democracy, instead of fucking about with top tier local government they should dump Parish Councils. The Britain they represent has been gone for over a century. Thanks to Angie the single mum, there soon won’t be any fucking allotments for parish busy bodies to administer, so job almost done already. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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How about a 60ft fence to keep the migrants out…belt fed machine guns…barbed wire…mines…coastal artillery batteries…fast gun boats…guard dogs…sharp sticks…
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It was probably an indian fly tipping his sofa that got hit..
Should of finished him off with a pull shot to the cranium..
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I must admit I am not too fussed by sport. Except perhaps for all-in wrestling with big busty women stripped to the waist and wearing big boots and Speedoes, wrestling in mud. Where’s Lisa Nandy when you need her?
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Outrageous.
The sound of leather on willow is as English as the sound of birch on bare buttocks.
There’ll always be an England
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me
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The cunt engine love dungeon has a fine selection of birch (and other twigs are available)
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Always knew you went to Eton, Geordie.
Did you get your fags to toast crumpets between their buttocks – or did you just smoke them?
🚬
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Does that mean the car owner getting the shopping out was knocked oooooowwwwwtttt?
Load of bollocks! What next? Netting around football stands to stop balls whacking people heading for Row Z?
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I once kicked a leather football as hard/high as I could during a schoolyard kickabbout. Gust of wind caught it at height and changed its trajectory completely, bringing it down hard, square into the face of a fifty-something old hag of a teacher. Knocked the cunt clean out.
Zero consequences ‘cos it was a fluke.
Someone else got in trouble for laughing at it, I recall.
I just got a smirk out of it there myself, forty years on.
Was gonna say something windy-uppy about cricket, (like : isnt it derived from baseball?’ ) but have thought the better of it. Sometimes it’s important to be able to ‘read the room’.
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Interfering tossers
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The cunt who got hit by the ball was probably looking for some compensation.
Insurance companies could save a fortune and reduce premiums if they simply change their criteria.
“Shit happens. Accidents are part of life.
Unless someone goes out of their way to purposefully causes you injury you don’t have a claim”.
But they won’t do that because there is too much money to be had by constantly raising premiums.
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Sporting injuries are what made this country great.🇬🇧
Admiral Nelson had one eye (darts) and had to have his arm Amputated (tennis elbow)
Didnt hear him complaining!
No,
He let of steam blowing the filthy french to bits.
Cricket ball to the napper?
Hed of loved it.
If you haven’t had a tooth knocked out or mild concussion from a hockey stick, cricket bat or for those more upmarket a polo mallet then in my opinion your not a true Englishman.
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We use to have rock fights as a kid.
We would only stop for a serious head injuries..
Diane abbott was a child genius till she wandered past one day.
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Once Baz we were in a rock fight at school,
I picked up a piece of slate and chucked it.
It arced through the air like a fuckin meteor and landed squarely on this lads head splitting it wide open 😮
That was over 40 years ago.
And the bloke still glares at me when I see him.
Unless its his permanent expression due to head trauma.,
That and not being able to part his hair properly.
Mardarse.
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Did anyone by chance witness a Lancashire win over Yorkshire at Old Trafford, from the last ball bowled by Freddie Trueman to Jack Dyson, who leg glanced him for 4. I was there in August 1960.
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No, but I once saw Warwickshire’s Bob Barber smash 138 (inc a century before lunch) v the Aussie tourists at Edgbaston in 1964. He simply dismembered the Aussie bowlers; I still rate it as the greatest innings I’ve ever seen.
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To return to you Ron, Barber only got 71 in the first innings against the tykes when playing for us, but he’s going for a century in age at 89, seven years older than me.
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Fred trueman just spat his pipe out. Many years ago my dad was playing cricket and hit a beautiful six which smashed the windscreen of a nearly new mk2 granada ghia, the owner said oh well just have to get it changed, no animosity just apologies and all that. Different and better times back then.
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‘It wud never ‘ave ‘appened in maaaaah day…’.
Is there any situation, no matter how bad, that the intervention of the bastard council can’t make worse?
Morning all.
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I bet cunts who vote Limp Dumbs an Greenies, have grey cars and houses.
Mindlessly boring miserable cunts.
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I just re-read the link.
A fence 66 feet high around the perimeter? What is it, Alcatraz?
Fucking council wankers
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Many of our cricket pitches are close to roads, new estates, migrant hotels etc. my local pitch is adjacent to a very popular park with caravan site. Batsman hits a good one, ends up landing in the rally field often well packed with humanity. No one seems to complain.
The obvious answer is too many people, building right up to the boundary so some person ends up with his/hers greenhouse/ conservatory bombarded with hard leather round shot. I can envisage a time in the near future when cricket pitches will have to be surrounded by a a safety zone 1/2 mile wide. Due to angies desire to build build build I don’t think that will happen. Death of our culture by a thousand cunts.
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An easy preventative solution would be to offer free [used] cricket boxes to any potential parkee which they can strap to their head, if required. Or simply strap to their face and imbibe of the natural juicy goodness of a manly scrotum.
@Admins – that header pic looks like the first slip is trying to squeeze out an arse baby of gargantuan proportions – I think the `keeper is genuinely concerned.
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It must be far worse when it happens in Australia. The ball would be so rough after being sandpapered by the cheating Convicts, it would take your skin off.
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They’d be very sorry tho (for being caught at it), and the captain would sob in front of the cameras
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In Straya mate i once saw a sign in a car park of a business near a golf course but that helpfully said “beware of golf balls in flight”
Sorted!
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