Chris Bryant (6)


Clearly the old reverend feels he has not been getting enough attention lately, with younger pansies like Streeting and Kyle grabbing all the headlines, so the grubby vicar, he of the taty blue underpants and “gay” dating sites, tell us a sad tale of how, as an “innocent”(?) 16 year old he was propositioned by a theatre director (surely not!), and it was such an unwelcome shock, he went on seeing him time and time again, and even conducted the desperate old buggers funeral. He also advises that he has been taken advantage of by at least 5 other MPs since his sordid career started in politics.

All I can say is that I didn’t know there were five blind MPs in Parliament. But seriously, poofters in Parliament, all looking for a safe seat, no dount.

Bryant really does have a vivid imagination – do you think he might have been a solicitor as well?.

Chris really must have something special – they don’t call him Big Dick for nothing – no, he has to bribe them.

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Nominated by W.C. Boggs.

37 thoughts on “Chris Bryant (6)

  1. More like the old pôofs that ‘abused’ him tried to get out of paying him when he was a young rent boy.
    Much like ϟϟtarmer and the (soon to be Epsteined) Ukranian fellows.
    Good morning to one and all.

  2. He is openly homosexual and a believer in a sky fairy. Plainly he is mentally ill and nothing he says should be taken seriously.

  3. Popular fellow isn’t he?

    Unfortunately for him,nobody anywhere gives a fuck about his pathetic sordid sexuál encounters.

    The cunt is by no means unique in that cesspit of disease and villainy,London.

    Dear me,what a disgrace this amoral pig is.

    Oven.

    Good morning.

  4. Morning Honky tonks.

    Chris is irresistible.
    Why everyone wants to bum him.

    £2.10 a tit
    An a fiver for his arse.
    Either that or he’s a fantasist.

    Luckily i seem to be immune to his charms.

    • bloke goes into soho looking for some action, goes up to a girl and asks the rate,
      £40 blow job
      £80 for a shag
      and £100 for anal.
      Well He only had £30 so the girl thought about it and said go and see carol!
      He go’s over to carol and the price list is the same and he states his dilemma, she has a little think and says
      “well I have a glass eye and if you want I can pop it out and you can have a go on the socket”
      well he thinks about it, bit weird, but a fucks a fuck and he goes for it.
      When he is done and she has tissued up she says, “well did you like it?” he says yes……..and she says “well I will keep an eye out for you next time”

      boom boom!

  5. If hell exists and all politicians are propelled immediately and entirely justifiably into it the moment they expire, hopefully Bryant’s punishment will be having to enthusiastically suck out Diane Abbott’s diseased demonic tuppence for eternity.

    • For eternity, Amen. Bloody hell Thomas even I would feel a teeny weeny itsy bitsy bit sorry for the bumbadeer. Getting soft in my dotage.

  6. The Reverend Bryant has been defrocked.
    Nightly for 50 years non stop.

    What with Parliament in recess and hundreds of Labour MPs with time on their hands it’s no wonder Grindr keeps crashing.

      • I read an angry letter on this subject from the Reverend Bryant and published in the Church Times arfur.
        That’s the only reason I know about it.
        Honest.

    • Defrocked how very apt, bloody arse bandit. Keep your ungodly perversions to yourself. I for one do not want to be regaled by sordid stories of seduction by older men and giving up your arse for a chicken dinner. For the sake of the majority have some decorum you haunter of male toilets and changing rooms. Wait till the Westboro Baptist church gets on the case http://www.godhatesfags.com

  7. Captain skidmark ready for duty.

    What’s he looking for sympathy?
    Your labour, and part of the worst government in history.

    • Chris said at 16 the bloke who ‘abused’ him took him for dinner every week,
      Then one day was naked accept for a silk robe(so not naked?))
      He asked for sex.
      Chris felt obliged.
      Could of just said “no thanks”.

      He was that traumatised he went back every week.
      Then when his abuser croaked,
      He conducted the funeral service?!

      Now im not a cynical man but this is starting to sound like bollocks.

      Sold his balloon knot for a spaghetti dinner!!

      Oh ducky darling

  8. Homosexual depravity is destroying civilisation.

    Why has this disgusting behaviour been allowed to be acceptable.

    Wtf is gay or something to have pride in when you shove your cock up another blokes arsehole..!

    Clearly a mental illness..

    Leviticus 18/22.

    • If only they would lock together for the duration of a much longer time than dogs and be even more ridiculed when we lineup with our buckets of water.

      • I have always had the ambition to put superglue on Wes Streeting’s butt plug just before he inserts it, but judging by those big wide eyes, I reckon somebody has already done it.

  9. I think all vicars are bumboys.

    Any that arent are either lazy and like a job indoors with no heavy lifting,
    Or prefer children.

    Just my opinion.

  10. Good Morning

    I posted yesterday asking why corrupt Islamists seem to be over represented in Parliament, it appears that homosexuals are as well and particularly those of the camp, pansy, variety. It all started with Norman St.John-Stevarse. Sometimes I think we should repeal the 1967 Sexual Offences Act and then maybe we could get back to normal.

    • He’s MP for the rhondda in South Wales Arty. Over the years I’ve done some work in South Wales and I can’t think of another UK region that would be less accommodating to deviants. It’s said that there are areas where the electorate will vote Labour come hell or high water. The Rhondda is the proof of that statement.

      • Ayup Arfur,
        Up here in Scargill County, they’d vote for a placenta if it was still red.
        Sorry if it’s a bit close to dinner time.

  11. Dirty cunt, he should know there is no such thing as a free lunch (or dinner)

    How many Big Macs does it take to suck off an old queer.

  12. I see quite a few pictures like this (unintendedly) and often wonder why people don’t use the timer on the camera, instead of sending crappy pictures.

    • that could be misconstrued, I do not view gay porn, I did however dabble on other sites.😳
      I was very surprised that one lady used almost the same photos on her LinkedIn profile as the other site but minus the dildo!👍

  13. What I see as being constantly abused is the title ‘Sir’.
    They are not knights of the realm, they are total Cunts undeserving of the title.

    • In recent years Major, the title “Sir” has become the badge of an arsehole. The last Sir for whom I had any respect was Richard Doll whose research I think is a good part of the explanation for me having so far survived to an age twenty years greater than that of my father.

      • Spot on, Mr Brain.

        In the overwhelming majority of cases, having a knighthood denotes an Establishment arse-licking cunt of the highest order.

  14. When going into politics, occupants must go through a thorough examination and be fitted with a device from their tiny braincells to the main erogenous zones so they can be monitored because of not being trusted.

  15. Homosexuals like Bryant love the EU.
    Other EU luvvies include Elton John, Stephen Fry, Ian McKellan, Kier Starmer as the Reich has provided equality for poo-pushers.

    In 2016, McKellan even said, “Well duckie, if you care about LBGT rights, you shouldn’t vote for Brexit.”

  16. Place is busting at the seams with rump rangers, easily improve their image by doing the job we fucking pay them for. Those men’s toilets must be like a battlefield. Makes one proud to be an old bastard.

  17. so a while a go I had a rather serious op and woke up in recovery.

    I was well out of it but it seems that the chap a few beds down was recovering from a stoma operation and they were waiting for him to pass an aqueous stool, it would seem he had an over stretched rectum and it needed a bit of time out for a further operation.
    I listened to staff comforting him and advising him,

    Later on my own recovery I saw my consultant who again expressed the opinion that I should stop smoking, i pointed out that i had been in recovery with a man with an over stretched rectum and at no point did any of the staff suggest to him that shoving stuff up his arse was a bad idea!

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