are cunts.
Now I know that I am about to cunt kids but have decided that the big brained throbbing Mekon-headed baby Einsteins’s can no longer go on hiding in the shadows.
I have always found them creepy, a bit unnerving. A little bit of devil child Damien from The Omen or those twin girls from The Shining. They may be weak in body but their minds are like supercomputers! Don’t let the thick glasses and penchant for wearing bowties when reciting 280 digits of pi fool you, oh no.
Who goes to Harvard University at fourteen or tells jokes in classical Greek and masters calculus before puberty? Teaches themselves ancient Hebrew for fun or invents their own language?
I may find them weird and have pants older than them but I don’t hate them for being geniuses. Precocious maybe. I wonder what kind of childhoods they have? Do they interact with ‘normal’ kids of their own age? I mean you don’t want to raise some poindexter thinking he is going to colonise Mars and save humanity and then decides to become the next Ted Kaczynski because he didn’t go BMXing with bald tyres and no brakes in the woods with his mates.
They may be a nine year old chess grandmaster or a published author on quantum mechanics but it won’t be much use against the school bully who is an expert in their field on dishing out wedgies.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
There’s something fishy about this due to most of them coming from across the pond.
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I have nothing against child geniuses.
Much better than the uneducated rabble of children that can’t string a sentence together but still think that they deserve ‘respec’ innit.
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All kids are cunts and these child genius types will be redundant when AI takes over (not long now)
Time to sterilise the world population and let the human race die out, absolutely fucking pointless species.
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Seconded.
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OK not ALL kids are cunts. But a lot of them are. I’m sure yours are lovely, whoever’s reading.
I was more unquestionably-seconding the second paragraph.
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Kids are like farts, everyone thinks theirs are wonderful.
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And blames someone else for giving birth to them.
😗
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With all people in life, some have a natural talent if they are in the right place.
My exes son was a mathematical genius, he went on to study acoustic engineering which is a physics based subject and hit a wall.
Math he just had a very natural ability, but the application outside that field was too much and he failed drastically and chose to go back to Math wasting a year of student loan and hitting the club scene, almost getting a life.
So what I will say is that, he was a human calculator but had difficulty wiping his own arse ( which is strange as he turned out to be a bum bandit a bit like Turin)
there you go!
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It must be hard to find out your IQ is higher than the whole population of Eritrea or Somali.
Our government is full of child geniuses, Rachel played chess when she was fourteen and what happened to that mekon headed labour kid that was elected?
I imagine his neck gave in, with the weight of that melon.
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My dog’s IQ is higher than the whole population of Eritrea and Somalia combined.
Mind you, what dropped out the back of him this morning had a higher IQ than David Lammy. Smelled better too.
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Young Northern mill workers were the cleverest. You could hear their clogs coming from miles around.
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‘9 year-old chess grandmaster and published author on quantum mechanics’.
So that’ll be Rachel from Complaints then.
Tut tut LL, you forgot to mention that she invented the internet, discovered penicillin and was the first woman astronaut.
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Katy Perry was the first woman astronaut
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Classical algebra question.
A man, when asked his age, replied “In 3 year’s time I will be twice as old as my eldest son, who was a quarter of my current age 4 years ago.”
The other man punched him in the face.
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Let the age of father be x and that of son be y.
5 years ago,
Age of father = x – 5
Age of son = y – 5
5 years ago father’s age was 3 times of his son
ie; x – 5 = 3 ( y – 5 )
x – 5 = 3y – 15
x – 3y = –15 + 5
x – 3y = – 10 ——(1)
After 7 years,
Age of father = x + 7
Age of son = y + 7
After 7 years father’s age will be twice his son’s age
ie; x + 7 = 2 ( y + 7 )
x + 7 = 2y + 14
x – 2y = 7
x = 7 + 2y ——-(2)
Substituting (2) in (1)
7 + 2y – 3y = – 10
– y = – 10 – 7
– y = – 17
y = 17
Substituting y = 17 in (2)
x = 7 + 2 × 17
x = 7 + 34
x = 41
Thus the present age of father ( x ) is 41 and his son ( y ) is 17
I just googled it😉
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😂👍
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Nice one thanks, took me straight back 55 years, and I could smell the chalk and feel the black board rubber whizzing past me lugs.
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Well it took me all of 5 seconds just using mental arithmetic. Mind you I was always a bit slow.
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Q: In any number of years time I will still be younger than both my stepsons. Who am I?
A: Emmanuel Macron
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I wonder what it is that separates us all up?
Why are a few people an Einstein, a Beethoven, or a Michelangelo, most of us an average Joe, and many as thick as two fucking short planks?
As Toyah put it, ‘it’s a mythtery’.
Morning all.
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It’th a mythtery why anyone ever bought any of her records.
Morning Ron.
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she has massive norks, Robert fripp is a lucky man
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Like puppy dog`s noses in a vat of blancmange.
🍒
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https://share.google/Qe9nry3VOp4MMGVzh here they are . tissues ready
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I wouldn’t mind a go at them with some warm oil for an hour or three.
Looks like she’s feeling the cold in that pic…
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If you tweak them carefully Ron, you might still be able to tune in to Radio Luxemburg.
📻
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On that subject, Sid…
It’s in today’s news ‘Why Donald Trump is talking about Sydney Sweeney.’
No need to tell us. We know why.
He wants to shag her senseless. Just like the rest of us.
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Wasn’t there a fluffy-haired child genius in the 1980s who eventually took the butcher’s knife and became a woman?
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Yep.
This is it …
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4098090/I-raped-woman-Boy-fame-12-year-old-antiques-expert-describes-harrowing-chapter-life-reveals-makeover-transsexual.html
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Thats the first trans improvement on the before I’ve ever seen.
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He was raped😮😯
Not pointing any fingers but..
Russell Brand.
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24iin.waist?!!
Fuckin ell Karen Carpenter had a 26in and most Ethiopians in the 80s still had bigger waists.
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Why would Russel Brand rape an antiques expert?
I reckon it was Fiona Bruce, in the Billiards Room, with the strap-on.
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WanKeir became Nr.1 cunt before he came out of one.
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Child genius Jay Blades has been charged on two counts of rape.
They do pick ’em, the BBC, don’t they?
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That’s a step up for the beeb, child rapists are normally their thing.
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Child genii (yes, genii!) are just autistic.
Child evangelists, however, are creepier than horror movies …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ABbktVDIc
👻✝️
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That little fucker need a cunting all of his own 😂
Where do you find all this stuff Sam, is it from de old days when you was a church goer.
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That little cunt is weird.
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All that woke bollocks can guarantee some cunt a place at a top university these days.
Not because they are academically gifted, or even particularly clever. But simply because of who they are and what they are.
That gobshite, Malala Yousafzai. Never done a British exam in her life. On a wave of sympathy (‘But… But she was shot!) and woke bullshit, she was a shoe-in for university place without lifting an arse cheek. Jumping the queue over some genuinely worthy and intelligent British student, no doubt. I bet the university staff and board of governors treated her like a deity, And, I also reckon that it was ‘guaranteed’ that she ‘passed’ any course or exam before she even took part in them. She is now known ‘officially’ as a (wait for it) ‘Pakistani Education Activist🤣’. All she does and has ever done is gob off, dumb down and slag off the country that has given her this luxurious easy life and all for free, the cunt.
However, she is but one instance. When I worked at a renowned college in Manchester City Centre, things were deliberately made ‘easier’ for the hordes of Somalians, Nigerians and Pakistanis who infested the place after Satan Blair opened the floodgates. Again, passes were a ‘certainty’ queues were jumped, and blatant favouritism turned my stomach. And this was way back in 1998/99.
It just makes me think, how many of these people are getting into our formerly reputable universities, and labelled as geniuses simply because they fit the woke bill?
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You don’t need to be a genius in the realisation that we are being replaced at a rapid rate 😕…oh and it’s by a pile of 💩…work that out kiddo 😬
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I was a child genius.
In special classes for everything and fond of pi.
I became obsessed with antiques like that little weirdo in the bowtie with hair like a sheepskin rug.
And played chess against russians with bulging foreheads that throbbed before every move.
Beat em easily.
I was always 5moves ahead.
But being a genius on a council estate gets you the square root of fuck all.
So gave up an became a removal man.
Still. Occasionally get the books out.
Crayons too.
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Ps
Not one to brag but I was asked to join that Mencap after a IQ test.
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They let you in if you don’t eat the crayons during the interview.
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Why, did they need some furniture shifting?
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Do you lick you van windows?
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Billy the Kid, Jimmy Clitheroe, Pitt the Younger, Lena Zavaroni, The Monkees – child geniuses have undoubtedly added much to history.
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I was talked of as ‘child genius’ when young.
Now I’m old, I’m just know as a bit of cunt really.
All fine by me.
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