Child Geniuses

are cunts.

Now I know that I am about to cunt kids but have decided that the big brained throbbing Mekon-headed baby Einsteins’s can no longer go on hiding in the shadows.

I have always found them creepy, a bit unnerving. A little bit of devil child Damien from The Omen or those twin girls from The Shining. They may be weak in body but their minds are like supercomputers! Don’t let the thick glasses and penchant for wearing bowties when reciting 280 digits of pi fool you, oh no.

Who goes to Harvard University at fourteen or tells jokes in classical Greek and masters calculus before puberty? Teaches themselves ancient Hebrew for fun or invents their own language?

I may find them weird and have pants older than them but I don’t hate them for being geniuses. Precocious maybe. I wonder what kind of childhoods they have? Do they interact with ‘normal’ kids of their own age? I mean you don’t want to raise some poindexter thinking he is going to colonise Mars and save humanity and then decides to become the next Ted Kaczynski because he didn’t go BMXing with bald tyres and no brakes in the woods with his mates.

They may be a nine year old chess grandmaster or a published author on quantum mechanics but it won’t be much use against the school bully who is an expert in their field on dishing out wedgies.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

37 thoughts on “Child Geniuses

  1. I have nothing against child geniuses.

    Much better than the uneducated rabble of children that can’t string a sentence together but still think that they deserve ‘respec’ innit.

  2. All kids are cunts and these child genius types will be redundant when AI takes over (not long now)

    Time to sterilise the world population and let the human race die out, absolutely fucking pointless species.

  3. With all people in life, some have a natural talent if they are in the right place.
    My exes son was a mathematical genius, he went on to study acoustic engineering which is a physics based subject and hit a wall.
    Math he just had a very natural ability, but the application outside that field was too much and he failed drastically and chose to go back to Math wasting a year of student loan and hitting the club scene, almost getting a life.
    So what I will say is that, he was a human calculator but had difficulty wiping his own arse ( which is strange as he turned out to be a bum bandit a bit like Turin)
    there you go!

  4. It must be hard to find out your IQ is higher than the whole population of Eritrea or Somali.

    Our government is full of child geniuses, Rachel played chess when she was fourteen and what happened to that mekon headed labour kid that was elected?
    I imagine his neck gave in, with the weight of that melon.

    • My dog’s IQ is higher than the whole population of Eritrea and Somalia combined.

      Mind you, what dropped out the back of him this morning had a higher IQ than David Lammy. Smelled better too.

  5. ‘9 year-old chess grandmaster and published author on quantum mechanics’.
    So that’ll be Rachel from Complaints then.

    Tut tut LL, you forgot to mention that she invented the internet, discovered penicillin and was the first woman astronaut.

  6. Classical algebra question.
    A man, when asked his age, replied “In 3 year’s time I will be twice as old as my eldest son, who was a quarter of my current age 4 years ago.”
    The other man punched him in the face.

    • Let the age of father be x and that of son be y.

      5 years ago,

      Age of father = x – 5

      Age of son = y – 5

      5 years ago father’s age was 3 times of his son

      ie; x – 5 = 3 ( y – 5 )

      x – 5 = 3y – 15

      x – 3y = –15 + 5

      x – 3y = – 10 ——(1)

      After 7 years,

      Age of father = x + 7

      Age of son = y + 7

      After 7 years father’s age will be twice his son’s age

      ie; x + 7 = 2 ( y + 7 )

      x + 7 = 2y + 14

      x – 2y = 7

      x = 7 + 2y ——-(2)

      Substituting (2) in (1)

      7 + 2y – 3y = – 10

      – y = – 10 – 7

      – y = – 17

      y = 17

      Substituting y = 17 in (2)

      x = 7 + 2 × 17

      x = 7 + 34

      x = 41

      Thus the present age of father ( x ) is 41 and his son ( y ) is 17

      I just googled it😉

  7. I wonder what it is that separates us all up?

    Why are a few people an Einstein, a Beethoven, or a Michelangelo, most of us an average Joe, and many as thick as two fucking short planks?

    As Toyah put it, ‘it’s a mythtery’.

    Morning all.

  8. Wasn’t there a fluffy-haired child genius in the 1980s who eventually took the butcher’s knife and became a woman?

  9. All that woke bollocks can guarantee some cunt a place at a top university these days.

    Not because they are academically gifted, or even particularly clever. But simply because of who they are and what they are.

    That gobshite, Malala Yousafzai. Never done a British exam in her life. On a wave of sympathy (‘But… But she was shot!) and woke bullshit, she was a shoe-in for university place without lifting an arse cheek. Jumping the queue over some genuinely worthy and intelligent British student, no doubt. I bet the university staff and board of governors treated her like a deity, And, I also reckon that it was ‘guaranteed’ that she ‘passed’ any course or exam before she even took part in them. She is now known ‘officially’ as a (wait for it) ‘Pakistani Education Activist🤣’. All she does and has ever done is gob off, dumb down and slag off the country that has given her this luxurious easy life and all for free, the cunt.

    However, she is but one instance. When I worked at a renowned college in Manchester City Centre, things were deliberately made ‘easier’ for the hordes of Somalians, Nigerians and Pakistanis who infested the place after Satan Blair opened the floodgates. Again, passes were a ‘certainty’ queues were jumped, and blatant favouritism turned my stomach. And this was way back in 1998/99.

    It just makes me think, how many of these people are getting into our formerly reputable universities, and labelled as geniuses simply because they fit the woke bill?

    • I was a child genius.

      In special classes for everything and fond of pi.

      I became obsessed with antiques like that little weirdo in the bowtie with hair like a sheepskin rug.

      And played chess against russians with bulging foreheads that throbbed before every move.

      Beat em easily.
      I was always 5moves ahead.

      But being a genius on a council estate gets you the square root of fuck all.

      So gave up an became a removal man.

      Still. Occasionally get the books out.
      Crayons too.

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