is a cunt.
In recent times if you mention the names Gregg Wallace and John Torode at a BBC executive he will look at you as a Bishop might if you were advocating sin. They are, according to the BBC, nasty disgusting privets and the will never darken their doors again.
Except there is a slight problem: before the naughty duo got their marching orders, they had recorded last year yet another boring series of Masterchief (oh for the days of live TV when that wasn’t possible) and the BBC don’t want to waste their money (or our money) so they are going to show it. Just to back them up in seems some of wimminz who complained about their behaviour also want it shown. It would be an “insult” to them if it were not.
Now I would suggest these ladies were not nearly as offended as they pretended to be, and so still want whats left of their 15 minutes of fame.
I was at school at a time when abuse by teachers – physical, mental, and sadly, sometimes, sexual was rife. I remember not long after I left the PT Master served 18 months inside for being a dirty fucker in a public lavatory. Had our bastards been recorded off duty so to speak, I wouldn’t have wanted to see a broadcast of it, or them. I never saw one of them again from the day I left as for Masterprats – perhaps one of them said “fuck” in front of a woman, or called a cameraman a poof and that raised their hackles, but they and the BBC can’t have it both ways. As both have been sacked, either what they said and did was beyond the pale, or it wasn’t, so as it is therefore deemed fit for broadcast, I would say that the BBCs outrage was a sham, and sweet fuck all about nothing, as Shakespeare so nearly said.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Do they flog the programme abroad? Must be some reason why they’ve left their so-called high morals in the toilet…
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The UK counts as abroad these days, thanks to most of abroad being here.
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yes I believe the show has a franchise
so each country has their own version USA/ France ect, I looked up Master chef Ethiopia for kicks but they dont seem to have one.
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That cunt Jay Blades is also on the telly every day, despite being charged with 2 counts of rape.
His contribution to the wishy washy Repair Shop might only be limited to greeting the sad fuckers that bring in their crap (Heeeeelo, ‘Ow yer doing?), but he is there nevertheless.
All these people should be off the television and sacked immediately.
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He is appearing in court next week charged with two counts of rape. I wonder if he will wear his leather apron, Starmer glasses and cheeky grin, and call the judge his old “china”
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If ever you need an example of some cunt who’s skin also doubles up as a Curriculum Vitae, look no further than Jay fucking Blades.
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I always remember his spoken biography on Money For Nothing (which title could be used as an instructional series for illegal immigrants today). He tells us that he has been “a builder, a philosophy stoodent (sic) and now a furniture restorer”. Yet a couple of years later he made a show called “Learning to Read at 51”, so one has to wonder how he managed the reading for the exams and writing for his philosophy degree. I imagine that, like everything else about that man was fake. I always thought he was as genuine as a dud halfpenny or our beloved Prime Minister.
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Hang on a faking minute my old san, he is a mate of It’s Majesty’s!
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Ahh the BBC,a hotbed of sexūal predators,tax frauds,Islamic fundamentalists,Vegans,drug addicts,Fifth Columnists and other pillars of Modern British society.
It seems fitting,based on the above criteria, that once their careers end,they should all be given Life Peerages.
I cannot comment on this “masterchef” as I have never seen it and count myself lucky not to have done so.
Safe to assume everyone involved is a total cunt.
Anyway,can’t wait for the next BBC climate catastrophe story whilst simultaneously promoting game shows that jet the contestants and crew all over the globe for “entertainment”.
Collapsed souffle Oven.
Good morning and fuck them.
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I think it should be dubbed into similarly poorly dubbed porn.
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The BBC is a national disgrace.
Morning all.
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It certainly is Ron. Government, the police and the BBC are despised by a large and growing proportion of the population and all for the same reason; they hold the hoi polloi in utter contempt.
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I would imagine more of the background noise, in their millions, watch whatever the fuck these cunts air … than will get out of their armchairs when this oft mentioned ‘take the power back’ event comes to be.
After all, if there weren’t millions watching the shit, it wouldn’t be shown.
The comfortably dumb.
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It’s funny how many commentators (lefty liberals) still think the BBC is ‘loved’ and come out with ‘it’s worth the licence fee’
It’s probably had more Gaza coverage that’s all the other global wars put together since 1945.
I would love to see referendum, one question ‘should the bbc licence tax be scrapped’, it needs to be now before the charter runs out in 2027.
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I say, Sick of it,
I still watch the devious twats for two reason. I no longer have to pay the licence and they don’t advertise and to add, they contradict themselves if you know where to look and listen.
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I think the beeb should scrap the pair of misogynistic cunts and show a young Philip Harben straggling an even younger Fanny Cradock over a hot stove. Filmed by Johnny.
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Or straddling.
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They should just clone jimmy Savile and make him Director General.
They can’t stoop much lower.
I see crisp selling, gaza loving arse grape linecunt has signed up to host an itv game show..
Apparently it’s what celebrity or politician can last the longest in a flat share with 12 Somalian’s.
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John Torrode may, or may not have used a racial slur on one occasion in 2018 or 2019, not exactly sure when, and he can’t remember.
Outcome: sacked.
Jeremy Bowen regularly parrots, unquestioningly, propaganda and lies on behalf of his Hamas contacts, has been rumbled on multiple occasions and is viewed by most other journalists as a Palestinian sympathiser.
Outcome: is completely untouchable and his contract will only be terminated when he dies.
I’m not a fan necessarily, but I hope Torrode sues the fuckers.
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The BBC, unwatchable unless you’re a fully signed up left wing twat or a dillbrain. It’s not a good business model, which is why they rely on threats and their ‘enforcement officers’. Well, their door to door licence salesmen can fuck off.
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O/T
I’d just like everyone to know the awful mistreatment I’ve been subjected to by my employer because of my medical condition.
The other day I was in the company of an attractive young woman at work and because I’m autistic all my clothes fell off leaving just a sock over my John Thomas.
And because I suffer from being working class as well (nowadays rightly recognized as a viral disease) I was compelled to grab her by the arse and tell her lewd jokes.
Anyway, my employer (the bastard) has sacked me, even though I’ve only had attacks of autism and working classness 45 times at work. I’m the perfect gentleman at home as any of my 4 wives can confirm.
Honestly, sacked for being autistic and working class. I’m going to sue the bastard for every penny.
Anyway, never heard of this Wallace bloke.
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The BBC is beyond redemption, and it will never change.
Even the cunts at the very top are blindly and fanatically woke.
Last decent thing they aired was Ashes To Ashes (Life On Mars Part II), and that was fifteen years ago.
I await the next chapter in the Doctor Who farce. Now Ncunti Gayblackbummer has gone, God knows what the Beeb will get to succeed the chocolate poof. Could it be worse? You bet your bollocks it could.
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Jess Phillips as Dr Who or perhaps Dr What?.
I have an idea to replace Masterchef: Boggs TV Productions (Kentish Town) Ltd., proudly, not to say, defiantly present: Superwanker. A team of pricks appear each week to make an arse of themselves to an audience of 3 million. The first team for the pilot will be:
Keir Starmer, Peter Mandelson, Ed Miliband, Eddie Izzard, Wes Streeting, Rachel Reeves and Angela Rayner compete for the prize of prick of the week. Introduced – of course – by Ant & Dec who would covet the prize. All the losers will be shot at the end of the programme.
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Wimmin – uppity easily offended wimmin – have way too much power influence and say.
The way Andy Gray and Richard ‘Werewolf’ Keys were hauled over the coals and destroyed (in the British media at least) for making a ‘sexist’ joke was ridiculpous.
And Mason Greenwood – cunt or not – should not have been forced out of Old Trafford just because a gloryhunting bimbo slag like Rachel Riley says so. But that’s what happened.
And, we all remember Graeme Souness and his ‘man’s game’ remark on Sky.
And we all remember the overreaction and spaz out by bints like Carney and the like.
From rock bands (see you Yoko, you cunt) to football… They ruin everything.
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The way Andy Gray and Richard ‘Werewolf’ Keys were hauled over the coals and destroyed (in the British media at least) for making a ‘sexist’ joke was ridiculous.
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The Keys and Gray over reaction feels like the start of the whole “misogyny/sexism/toxic masculinity bollocks” meltdown when looking back.
I wasn’t particularly a fan of either of them but they were deliberately thrown under the bus by the cunts at Sky.
Shock horror – 2 blokes share a joke in what they thought was a private moment.
Turns out that the microphone was turned on and Sky cannot condone such blatant misogyny in this day and age.
Fast forward a few years to chief pundit Jamie Carragher phlegming over a 14 year old lass in a car… Yep he’s still on the payroll.
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I’ve watched Masterchef from the days of Lloyd Grossperson hosting it, I’ve watched the Oz , Kiwi, US and South African versions. The US with Ramsay is probably the best apart from the year a blind chink won it. Every body cooks the same thing and all dishes are judged. Compared to ours when some paki bitch can cook curry in every round and win. The funniest was the SA one when some ding ding but but kept cooking curry, nasty racist white judge said cook another curry and you are gone, he was next round when he tried to cook a roast The Oz one was very popular down under 3 white men judges of a certain age who ended up getting sacked a bit like ours. The Oz one were replaced by a former puff contestant a gook women and a jock skag head who topped himself.
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Best MasterChef comment I heard,
” If one of them can open a tin they will be through to the next round”
Any way, fuck Aunty it was once a source of information and highbrow accents now it is a pile of multi cultural shite.
Fuck me, Angus Deayton, prostitutes and coke, lucky fucker! and they fired him!
I am not disgusted, I am fucking jealous!
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Best episode of Masterchef ever…Vic Reeves as Lloyd Grossman:
https://youtu.be/Os82UYqssSc?feature=shared
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Best quiz show answer ever….a relative of yours Cunt Engine?
YouTube
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I have to beg to differ on andy gray. Not only did he say vile things about women, it ended the cunts career on camera when asking a female colleague to stuff a mike into his trousers. Imagine what else happened out of shot.
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This twat even annoyed the blind when things didn’t need explaining. This cunt was amongst others that stopped me having the volume on in the future of sly sports ever since.
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